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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted August 27, 2016 11:58 AM |
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Edited by fuChris at 12:00, 27 Aug 2016.
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"Nine lives project" journal update no.3714:
Experiment 28 - Day 14:
Attaching 9 cats onto the body of the test subject through the
use of catnip based adhesive on surfaces normally covered by hair
has so far yielded mixed results.
One can only imagine the wast amount experience a person can
gain by living in symbiosis with cats.
On one hand, the test subject has acquired the ability to always
land on its feet when dropped from any heights.
On the other hand, he now exhibits a calm and wise aura and yet
he always has an expression mirroring pity and contempt.
It might even possible that the knowledge of the cat race has an
impact on the test subjects psyche, filling him with untold
knowledge.
Either that or the fact that he has had cats glued to his balls
and ass-crack for 2 weeks has made him question the fate of
humanity...
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 27, 2016 11:25 PM |
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wait this was rebooted and no one told me????
The call of Cathulu.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 27, 2016 11:38 PM |
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted August 28, 2016 12:34 AM |
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Pierluigi Collina and his helpful cats 
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 03, 2016 06:20 PM |
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"Cats - the only hair a real man needs."
EnergyZ
" Shush. We are here to fill in your empty life with our presence and, uh, our liquid. "
Thanks, I just showered. - 1pt.
Neraus
" I have become Catman, destroyer of yarnballs "
Beware my deadly scratch. - 2pt.
Elvin
" Wearing fur is wrong.. Unless it consents! "
Never has there been a finer example of symbiosis. - 2pt.
Galaad
" I will never shave again! "
Mostly because my facial hair hisses when I try. - 2pt.
Trogdor
" The former Australian prime minister's latest political stunt. "
Cats are his main voters. - 2pt.
Tsar
" Nothing quite compares to that look, when you question your own humanity. "
Catality is better anyway. - 1pt.
Stevie
"And that's where cats come from, boys and girls! Shaved off of men's heads!"
Female cats are made when you don't shave close enough. - 2pt.
artu
" "You don't own a cat, the cat owns you" Karl Marx "
From his autobiography "Oh my beard" - 2pt.
NoobX
" The hard part will be spitting out the fur-balls. "
That's how the new hair grows. - 1pt.
Maurice
"He liked to bury his face in some soft pussy hair!"
Best way to spend the day. - 3pt.
Celfious
" blasted genie. This obviously was not the type of magnet I meant "
He tricked us! Filthy genie! - 3pt.
Alkar
" The store was out of Rogaine for Men. I figured, Why not give the for Women version a shot? Well, I suppose it could be worse. "
Could it? Could it really? - 2pt.
Mysty
"Cats?? What cats?? I have no idea what you are talking about."
Why do you have a duck on your head?.. nevermind... - 2pt.
fred
"the new frat pledge woke up to find his hair shaved off and replaced with cats... again."
This time he decided to go to class as is. - 2pt.
Gryphs
"I do not always have hair, but when I do, I prefer cats."
I do not always like memes. There is no but. - 1pt.
doomhammer
" Tim never could understand the art of camouflage.... "
But he mastered the... "art" of catouflage. - 1pt.
fuChris
""Nine lives project" journal update no.3714 [..]"
The subject was scratched along with the project. - 1pt.
Lexxan
" The call of Cathulu. "
Madness is spreading already. - 1pt.
Vokial
" Pierluigi Collina and his helpful cats "
He throws them at unruly players. - 1pt.
Wasn't this fun? We managed to get a lot of people on it this time.
Now with all the cats around here, I feel like fish have been misrepresented. So get ready for...
ROUND 17!
Oh snow...
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 03, 2016 06:26 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 18:27, 03 Sep 2016.
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before there was "sharknado", there was "fishnado". sadly, "fishnado" never made it to theatres. in this limited edition straight-to-dvd still, we see a cameraman shooting behind the scenes.
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted September 03, 2016 06:48 PM |
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Alright, no sudden movements...
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted September 03, 2016 06:50 PM |
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"The power of fish-christ compells you!"
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted September 03, 2016 06:54 PM |
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- It's time to teach this paparazzi the meaning of private property. Follow my lead guys.
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted September 03, 2016 07:05 PM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 19:06, 03 Sep 2016.
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Pre-2016: man hunted fish.
Post-2016: (r)evolution happened. Fish remember things for more than 3 seconds.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted September 03, 2016 07:16 PM |
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 03, 2016 08:24 PM |
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 03, 2016 10:33 PM |
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After getting tired of being the butt of superhero jokes for so long, Aquaman decided to show the true power of the ocean...
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Message received.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted September 04, 2016 12:12 AM |
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Edited by Maurice at 00:12, 04 Sep 2016.
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"Give a man a fish and he has food for a day,
Teach a man how to fish and he has food for the rest of his life."
Unless you give a man a whole school of fish, of course.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted September 04, 2016 12:48 AM |
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Mytical already won this one but I will say, smile, and stay still!
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 04, 2016 01:16 AM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 01:17, 04 Sep 2016.
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Oh snap, you're gonna get schooled.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted September 04, 2016 04:18 AM |
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Edited by Celfious at 04:40, 04 Sep 2016.
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Kamehameeeee......
KamehameEEE
Oh ****, wrong way 
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(links are just in case anyones confused. The Kamehameha is from DBZ)
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 04, 2016 09:47 AM |
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If I had a fish for every day of not having a girlfriend...
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Doomhammer
Known Hero
Smasher of pasties
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posted September 04, 2016 11:36 AM |
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The new eco-friendly capitol punishment ladies and gentlemen I give you death by a thousand bites.
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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted September 04, 2016 05:46 PM |
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I honestly have no clue why this is on imfunny.
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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