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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted January 06, 2018 01:09 AM |
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After finding out that Shmi was more into women when he was conceived, Vader went out searching for another possible mother. Anita was not happy when he found her, to find out she had such a whiny little creature pretty well named after her.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted January 06, 2018 01:50 PM |
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Yup, it's that moment when Vader realised he had messed up his paternal role in raising his son. Not only did he crash one of his major work projects right before it could be put to good use, but worse, he damaged the paintjob on his vehicle at the same time! His boss wasn't the least bit pleased and ordered Vader to come to work as a regular work drone every day.
And then people wondered why he fell to the Dark Side ...
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted January 06, 2018 03:41 PM |
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Every Sith Lord worth his salt has to start out from the dregs of society before their numerous attempts to rule the galaxy. Unfortunately for Darth Vader, scrap metal from this bus (he later destroyed it) wasn't strong enough to cover the Death Star's one weak spot.
Remember folks, ALWAYS say no to goods made in China.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted January 07, 2018 09:27 AM |
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You see my good woman, back in the day I was somebody, people respected me, feared me even. But then the boss decided to show the world my early days when I was still a whiny emo with ridiculous hair and... and no more respect, no more fear, only indifference and sympathy. Sympathy, do you understand?! I'm a bloody Sith Lord and they pity me! Sometime I want to Force Choke the first random stranger who looks at me with these sad dog eyes... That's my stop, gotta go. Have a nice day, ma'am.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 07, 2018 11:58 AM |
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"psssst!"
"hey, lady!"
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"wanna buy some death star blueprints?"
if only the empire had ever known, that vader had become a crackhead; and had installed a crack-smoking device inside his helmet from the getgo... they could have avoided ever losing any of those empire-ending blueprints in the first place.
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted January 07, 2018 12:43 PM |
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Vader: So, how long before my Death star has been repaired?
Mechanic: 2 days sir
Vader: fair enough, do you have some space ships I can borrow for that time?
Mechanic: No sir, but there is a bus stop just outside.
Vader: What?! Your lack of service.....disturbs me
*goes to buy busticket anyway*
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted January 07, 2018 01:23 PM |
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The real reason Anakin fell to the dark side. Public transportation will destroy your humanity surer than joining the sith ever could.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted January 10, 2018 06:50 PM |
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Round 20 Rated
EnergyZ
New Years resolutions - save up for construction of the Death Star.
Better walk everywhere Darth. bus passes cost an arm and a leg these days. 3.5pts
AlkarRahn
After finding out that Shmi was more into women when he was conceived, Vader went out searching for another possible mother. Anita was not happy when he found her, to find out she had such a whiny little creature pretty well named after her.
Have you been exploring the tumbrl fanfic section again? 2pts
Maurice
Yup, it's that moment when Vader realised he had messed up his paternal role in raising his son. Not only did he crash one of his major work projects right before it could be put to good use, but worse, he damaged the paintjob on his vehicle at the same time! His boss wasn't the least bit pleased and ordered Vader to come to work as a regular work drone every day.
And then people wondered why he fell to the Dark Side ...
Palpatines right hand is now the few bits of Grand Moff Tarkin that remained after the incident. 3.5pts
Trogdor
Every Sith Lord worth his salt has to start out from the dregs of society before their numerous attempts to rule the galaxy. Unfortunately for Darth Vader, scrap metal from this bus (he later destroyed it) wasn't strong enough to cover the Death Star's one weak spot.
Remember folks, ALWAYS say no to goods made in China.
He should've opted for some Ladas, everyone knows they have the hull thicker than those Star Destroyers of theirs. 3pts
Zenofex
You see my good woman, back in the day I was somebody, people respected me, feared me even. But then the boss decided to show the world my early days when I was still a whiny emo with ridiculous hair and... and no more respect, no more fear, only indifference and sympathy. Sympathy, do you understand?! I'm a bloody Sith Lord and they pity me! Sometime I want to Force Choke the first random stranger who looks at me with these sad dog eyes... That's my stop, gotta go. Have a nice day, ma'am.
They show no respect at all. But hey, at least you were good at podracing. Master Schumacher approves. 3pts
Fredmuffin
"psssst!"
"hey, lady!"
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"wanna buy some death star blueprints?"
if only the empire had ever known, that vader had become a crackhead; and had installed a crack-smoking device inside his helmet from the getgo... they could have avoided ever losing any of those empire-ending blueprints in the first place.
That's how he gets the high ground. 4pts
Markmasters
Vader: So, how long before my Death star has been repaired?
Mechanic: 2 days sir
Vader: fair enough, do you have some space ships I can borrow for that time?
Mechanic: No sir, but there is a bus stop just outside.
Vader: What?! Your lack of service.....disturbs me
*goes to buy busticket anyway*
Should've used a force on that one. 3.5pts
Elvin
The real reason Anakin fell to the dark side. Public transportation will destroy your humanity surer than joining the sith ever could.
It's actually the Darker Side when you ride the bus. 3.5pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 80
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 42.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 61.5
EnergyZ - 69
AlkarRahn - 67
Elvin - 57.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 12.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 28.5
Friendofgunnar - 7
Zenofex - 34
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 4
Round 21
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 10, 2018 06:58 PM |
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meat the band! 
(lol, i'll probably get negative points for that)
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted January 10, 2018 07:35 PM |
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When your friends are eyeing your steak with suspicious intent and you hug it defensively. It's not gonna end well and the flutist knows it.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted January 10, 2018 08:29 PM |
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted January 10, 2018 11:58 PM |
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Band of bro.....erhhh burgers!
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted January 11, 2018 11:10 AM |
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Vegan Boys, the hottest new pop-cook band, recently got themselves involved in a massive scandal after their rehearsal recording for the song "I'll eat you gently" was leaked in the social networks. The frontman Jimmy "Asparagus" Cowell later declared that the band has intended to change their style to heavy meatal for quite some time and they were just experimenting with the new sound.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted January 11, 2018 12:16 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 12:17, 11 Jan 2018.
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"Look, guys," their manager said, "there's more to you than meats the eye! All you need to do is to flesh out your songs, don't be ham-pered by insecurity. As a suggestion, get rid of the trom-bone, it will make your performance more juicy - the crowds will salivate!"
They had no idea their manager was quite literal until they started to rehearse.
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted January 11, 2018 01:46 PM |
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This is the new mooooOOOOooosic everybody's been talking about.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted January 11, 2018 01:57 PM |
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As a result of a prank being pulled moments earlier, Brother Kenny Bowen's Back Alley Jazz Ensemble could only watch as crowds at the local speakeasy's talent search continued to dwindle. Even all the hipsters had left mid-performance.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 11, 2018 02:57 PM |
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friendofgunnar said:
This is the new mooooOOOOooosic everybody's been talking about.
lol, it's gonna be a tie between us for who gets more negative points. 
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted January 11, 2018 03:53 PM |
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fred79 said:
friendofgunnar said:
This is the new mooooOOOOooosic everybody's been talking about.
lol, it's gonna be a tie between us for who gets more negative points.
heheheheheh, I seriously think there's some genes involved in appreciating puns 
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted January 14, 2018 03:38 PM |
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When given their new instruments, only the drummer seemed all too happy about it. He figured it was a great way to beat his meat. This method of tenderizing has led to some of the best dinners he’s ever had.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted January 15, 2018 05:55 PM |
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Round 21 rated
Fredmuffin
Meat the band!
puns ahoy! 4pts
Elvin
When your friends are eyeing your steak with suspicious intent and you hug it defensively. It's not gonna end well and the flutist knows it.
They couldn't even pry out that ribeye from his cold dead hands. 4pts
EnergyZ
Mr. manager gave us these "instruments" before we can play the real ones. How fortunate he didn't give us sausages to play with.
You got your own sausage. 3pts
Markmasters
Band of bro.....erhhh burgers!
Well made. 3,5pts
Zenofex
Vegan Boys, the hottest new pop-cook band, recently got themselves involved in a massive scandal after their rehearsal recording for the song "I'll eat you gently" was leaked in the social networks. The frontman Jimmy "Asparagus" Cowell later declared that the band has intended to change their style to heavy meatal for quite some time and they were just experimenting with the new sound.
Dat puns. 5pts
Maurice
"Look, guys," their manager said, "there's more to you than meats the eye! All you need to do is to flesh out your songs, don't be ham-pered by insecurity. As a suggestion, get rid of the trom-bone, it will make your performance more juicy - the crowds will salivate!"
They had no idea their manager was quite literal until they started to rehearse.
Compared to this, baby metal is pretty tame stuff. 4pts
Friendofgunnar
This is the new mooooOOOOooosic everybody's been talking about.
It sure does mooooOOOooove the masses. 4pts
Trogdor
As a result of a prank being pulled moments earlier, Brother Kenny Bowen's Back Alley Jazz Ensemble could only watch as crowds at the local speakeasy's talent search continued to dwindle. Even all the hipsters had left mid-performance.
Too hip for even hipsters. 3pts
AlkarRahn
When given their new instruments, only the drummer seemed all too happy about it. He figured it was a great way to beat his meat. This method of tenderizing has led to some of the best dinners he’s ever had.
Sure as hells beats beating the meat dangling, you know, below. 4pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 84
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 42.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 64.5
EnergyZ - 71
AlkarRahn - 71
Elvin - 61.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 12.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 32
Friendofgunnar - 11
Zenofex - 39
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 8
Round 22
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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