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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted January 31, 2018 03:23 PM |
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The Russian Orthodox Church has a new way of getting people of all ages to join. These regular sessions of dashcam footage presentations are really bringing in new visitors by the thousands.
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted February 04, 2018 04:21 PM |
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So now, with the newest invention of a scientific collective from the Moscow University, we will contact God directly so you can ask him questions. Just some more fine-tuning... Almost there now... There it is! Or... Hello, Vladimir Vladimirovich... Deepest apologies, we were looking for God... Oh, of course we will wait for you to finish your meeting with Him. Yes, you will send Him right to us when you're done, understood.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted February 04, 2018 07:46 PM |
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Hold fast everyone! We're entering light speed!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted February 06, 2018 10:37 AM |
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Round 24 rated!
EnergyZ
Come on, woman, the grannies in the back are dying to watch your presentation about traditional knitting techniques!
Do not upset the babushkas. 4pts
Maurice
"We are not done until you've all sang the national anthem perfectly and flawlessly! One of these days you'll get it right. All ready for the next attempt? Harmoneous now!"
Don't forget, afterwards we've got to paint all the brown leaves green for mr.president to enjoy. everything must be perfect! 4pts
AlkarRahn
Wait, did the sisters record over my presentation with our drunken love-m....Oh, there it is! Turn it off! It was a great night."
All of the boys are scarred for life for seeing this. 4pts
Trogdor
The Russian Orthodox Church has a new way of getting people of all ages to join. These regular sessions of dashcam footage presentations are really bringing in new visitors by the thousands.
Beats out regular mass by a mile. 5pts
Zenofex
So now, with the newest invention of a scientific collective from the Moscow University, we will contact God directly so you can ask him questions. Just some more fine-tuning... Almost there now... There it is! Or... Hello, Vladimir Vladimirovich... Deepest apologies, we were looking for God... Oh, of course we will wait for you to finish your meeting with Him. Yes, you will send Him right to us when you're done, understood.
Little do they know, that 'ol Volodia is god. 4pts
Elvin
Hold fast everyone! We're entering light speed!
They braced for light speed, but they didn't for Ludicrous speed. 4pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 99
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 52.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 79.5
EnergyZ - 87
AlkarRahn - 86
Elvin - 76.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 22.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 7.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 36
Friendofgunnar - 14
Zenofex - 53
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 17
Celfious - 1
Rimgrabber - 7
Round 25
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 06, 2018 10:59 AM |
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zed's fiancée had heard that her future husband's friends were known to be "animals" by the locals; but she got quite a surprise when she finally met them at a sleepover...
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted February 06, 2018 11:42 AM |
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"Erdogan's dream come true: a turkey to rule over all pigs, dogs and other lesser lifeforms!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted February 06, 2018 01:15 PM |
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EU regulations say animals have to be placed in warm environment during the winter. Since the heating is disabled, a Slav uses the next best thing to warm up: vodka.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 06, 2018 04:29 PM |
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The first official screenshot from "We Bought a House Because We Couldn't Afford a Farm", the prequel to "We Bought a Zoo", has just been released.
Coming to theatres in early 2019.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted February 08, 2018 01:25 AM |
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"The ritualistic sacrifice was a bit sloppy, but I'll accept it. Now to eliminate Buddha there. There can only be one god figure here..."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted February 08, 2018 05:43 AM |
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Buddha: FLAWLESS VICTORY!
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted February 08, 2018 07:16 PM |
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"Thanksgiving Night", part 1 of the "Janissary" trilogy.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 08, 2018 07:54 PM |
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turkey for dinner, didn't mean dress him in a tie.
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What are you up to
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted February 12, 2018 09:35 PM |
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A bit overdue, but Round 25 is Rated
Fredmuffin
zed's fiancée had heard that her future husband's friends were known to be "animals" by the locals; but she got quite a surprise when she finally met them at a sleepover...
And what a surprise it was. 4pts
Maurice
"Erdogan's dream come true: a turkey to rule over all pigs, dogs and other lesser lifeforms!"
That's islamophobic, you racist bigot. 5pts
EnergyZ
EU regulations say animals have to be placed in warm environment during the winter. Since the heating is disabled, a Slav uses the next best thing to warm up: vodka.
It does take a lot of it though. 4pts
Trogdor
The first official screenshot from "We Bought a House Because We Couldn't Afford a Farm", the prequel to "We Bought a Zoo", has just been released.
Coming to theatres in early 2019.
ooooohwheee. This one is going to be a doozy. 4pts
AlkarRahn
"The ritualistic sacrifice was a bit sloppy, but I'll accept it. Now to eliminate Buddha there. There can only be one god figure here..."
Only one god, and his name is Lemmy. 4pts
Elvin
Buddha: FLAWLESS VICTORY!
The plump god did enjoyed the battle. 4pts
Zenofex
"Thanksgiving Night", part 1 of the "Janissary" trilogy.
OOOH, I wonder how the rest two will be. 4pts
Celfious
turkey for dinner, didn't mean dress him in a tie.
I suggest pesto dressing next time. 3pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 104
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 52.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 83.5
EnergyZ - 91
AlkarRahn - 90
Elvin - 80.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 22.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 7.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 36
Friendofgunnar - 14
Zenofex - 57
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 21
Celfious - 4
Rimgrabber - 7
Round 26
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted February 12, 2018 10:17 PM |
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted February 12, 2018 11:35 PM |
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It was never really said how big the North Korean nuclear bomb had to be, or where it would be launched. They even considered making a mini pocket version.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted February 13, 2018 10:37 AM |
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"Kim decided to introduce a new sport during these Olympic Winter Games: the bombsleigh!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted February 13, 2018 12:35 PM |
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No sacrifice is to big for victory....
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 13, 2018 04:37 PM |
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Looks like Kim Jong-un made a critical error and rode a bobsled for his Dr Strangelove remake, leaving his deputies' remake of Cool Runnings to remain in limbo.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 13, 2018 05:02 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 17:03, 13 Feb 2018.
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Trogdor said:
Looks like Kim Jong-un made a critical error and rode a bobsled for his Dr Strangelove remake, leaving his deputies' remake of Cool Runnings to remain in limbo.
oh, LOL, win.  
COOL RUNNIIIIINGS! LOL!
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted February 14, 2018 09:00 AM |
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The North Korean sledge team, preparing to ram "Kimmus Dickus" into the black heart of the imperialistic competition and win the gold medal for the people.
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