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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted February 14, 2018 01:19 PM |
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"You grabbed the confetti one, right?"
"Umm..."
"Right!?"
"I don't know! They all looked the same. It doesn't matter anyway. The confetti ones explode with such force that it can kill anyone within several meters, which we will be."
"Oh..."
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 14, 2018 02:37 PM |
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"the north korean suppository was finally ready. now all that was needed was the momentum to get it started..."
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted February 19, 2018 01:49 PM |
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"This is our chance to win the competition, we won't blow it!"
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted February 21, 2018 07:55 PM |
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Let's resurrect this one. (I won't give scores though, just Kip or whoever did it before him handle that.)
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted February 21, 2018 08:40 PM |
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Shouldn't Kip just rate the previous one and post up the next one? He didn't say he was done with it, did he?
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted February 21, 2018 09:34 PM |
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I was under the impression the thread went to sleep. Kip is around here almost every day, yet the last post is (if we skip Galaad's) from the 14th.
If not so, sure.
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted February 21, 2018 09:52 PM |
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nope, my last post was today.
I was doing other things, ratings will be posted tommorow.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted February 22, 2018 08:52 AM |
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Round 26 rated
Elvin
Team Rocket blasts off again!
ICBM launched. 4pts
EnergyZ
It was never really said how big the North Korean nuclear bomb had to be, or where it would be launched. They even considered making a mini pocket version.
ICBM launched. 3.5pts
Maurice
"Kim decided to introduce a new sport during these Olympic Winter Games: the bombsleigh!"
ICBM lauched. 4pts
Markmasters
No sacrifice is to big for victory....
ICBM launched, although the grorious reader does agree with your way of thinking. 4pts
Trogdor
Looks like Kim Jong-un made a critical error and rode a bobsled for his Dr Strangelove remake, leaving his deputies' remake of Cool Runnings to remain in limbo.
ICBM launched. 4,5pts
Zenofex
The North Korean sledge team, preparing to ram "Kimmus Dickus" into the black heart of the imperialistic competition and win the gold medal for the people.
ICBM launched. 5pts
AlkarRahn
"You grabbed the confetti one, right?"
"Umm..."
"Right!?"
"I don't know! They all looked the same. It doesn't matter anyway. The confetti ones explode with such force that it can kill anyone within several meters, which we will be."
"Oh..."
ICBM launched. 4pts
Fredmuffin
"the north korean suppository was finally ready. now all that was needed was the momentum to get it started..."
ICBM launched. 5pts
Galaad
"This is our chance to win the competition, we won't blow it!"
ICBM launched. 5pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 108
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 57.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 88
EnergyZ - 94,5
AlkarRahn - 94
Elvin - 84.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 22.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 7.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 40
Friendofgunnar - 14
Zenofex - 62
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 26
Celfious - 4
Rimgrabber - 7
Round 27
Will be rated on Febuary 28. probably.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 22, 2018 04:46 PM |
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When the train finally stops at his station he shall proceed to once again carry his new chair like those African ladies, future cranial injuries be damned.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted February 22, 2018 06:48 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 15:12, 23 Feb 2018.
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When Ted was told "to take a seat", everyone was too surprised to say anything when Ted took it literally and walked off.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 22, 2018 07:10 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 15:16, 23 Feb 2018.
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billy had never left mommy's house before. but he knew what to take: his comfy chair; if he wanted to retain his "safe space".
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted February 22, 2018 07:12 PM |
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- That's not what I meant when I told you the real comfort is in your head, Ted. Nevermind...
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 22, 2018 08:40 PM |
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Step one. Go to Walmart.
Step two. Put on your favorite hat without paying.
Step three. Go about your business.
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What are you up to
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted February 22, 2018 08:42 PM |
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted February 22, 2018 08:55 PM |
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Somebody said they didn't expect the Spanish inquisition!
Their porter was late however and he had to improvise to avoid traffic.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted February 23, 2018 03:17 AM |
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The entire point of the new IKEA headwear line was that you don't have to sit in filthy public places, dumbass.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted February 23, 2018 05:53 AM |
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Atlas starting set! By the time you're done with your training, you'll be lifting the whole planet by yourself!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted February 23, 2018 09:39 AM |
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Edited by Zenofex at 09:39, 23 Feb 2018.
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"And that thing over there is my husband. He never gets off the couch. I had to use a shotgun to make him go to the grocery and that's what happened."
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted February 23, 2018 01:19 PM |
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I went to the barber the other day, and they asked me if I wanted to get 'Trumped'. Apparently it's the new fad. I should've known something was up when the barber couldn't stop giggling throughout the process. I knew I should've said no...
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 23, 2018 01:54 PM |
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LOL, all of these are really good answers. that trump hairpiece bit was the funniest one yet.
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