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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted February 28, 2018 11:09 AM |
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Round 27 Rated
Trogdor
When the train finally stops at his station he shall proceed to once again carry his new chair like those African ladies, future cranial injuries be damned.
But the real question is, is the celebrating diversity, or cultural appropriation?  3pts
Maurice
When Ted was told "to take a seat", everyone was too surprised to say anything when Ted took it literally and walked off.
Ted: Doesn't matter, free armchair. 3pts
Fredmuffin
billy had never left mommy's house before. but he knew what to take: his comfy chair; if he wanted to retain his "safe space".
Not safe enough, as naggers had taken possesion of it shortly after. BLM. 3pts
Artu
- That's not what I meant when I told you the real comfort is in your head, Ted. Nevermind...
Doesn't matter, free armchair. 3pts
Celfious
Step one. Go to Walmart.
Step two. Put on your favorite hat without paying.
Step three. Go about your business.
Step 5 - Profit! 3pts
EnergyZ
That's totally unpractical. He never considered buying portable chairs.
But portable armchairs are now the latest trend. 3pts
Neraus
Somebody said they didn't expect the Spanish inquisition!
Their porter was late however and he had to improvise to avoid traffic.
I forsee a bad ending for the porter. 4pts
Friendofgunnar
The entire point of the new IKEA headwear line was that you don't have to sit in filthy public places, dumbass.
Instructions were unclear, got dick stuck in a ceiling fan. 4pts
Elvin
Atlas starting set! By the time you're done with your training, you'll be lifting the whole planet by yourself!
But wait! there's more! 5pts
Zenofex
"And that thing over there is my husband. He never gets off the couch. I had to use a shotgun to make him go to the grocery and that's what happened."
Shoul've used the angry wife classics - cast iron pan and rolling pin. 5pts
AlkarRahn
I went to the barber the other day, and they asked me if I wanted to get 'Trumped'. Apparently it's the new fad. I should've known something was up when the barber couldn't stop giggling throughout the process. I knew I should've said no...
Can't stump the Trump man. 5pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 111
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 57.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 91
EnergyZ - 97,5
AlkarRahn - 99
Elvin - 89.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 26.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 40
Friendofgunnar - 18
Zenofex - 67
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 29
Celfious - 7
Rimgrabber - 7
Round 28
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted February 28, 2018 12:26 PM |
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It took hours for the guys to fix the lamp. Their bladder was filled up, and had no choice but to *go*. And this is the story of how the world tournament in taking a long-distance piss was made.
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Come and visit the Might and Magic Wikia!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted February 28, 2018 05:03 PM |
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Edited by Trogdor at 15:17, 01 Mar 2018.
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Since they can no longer use animals, circus performers had to get real creative.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted February 28, 2018 06:20 PM |
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The number of men needed to replace a lightbulb is inversely proportional to the odds of being able to invent one. Slavish invented lightbulbs are far and few in between, as these men demonstrate.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 01, 2018 03:29 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 15:30, 01 Mar 2018.
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it had been a long week, but finally the day had come: the men at costco were going to spy on the decadent sorority house in the distance. but greg, being the jackass he usually is, realized that he had forgotten to bring his binoculars. the other men waiting for their turn groaned, and fred, who was in the "crows nest" with him, had to resist his urge to shove the moron.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted March 03, 2018 01:14 AM |
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When Frank brought up the idea that the guys should all go out for some pole dancing, this is not what Stewart had in mind.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted March 03, 2018 06:28 PM |
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How many pallets does it take to change a lightbulb? Ask these crackers. They sure know
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What are you up to
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 04, 2018 01:33 AM |
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LOL. celfious wins this round. 
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted March 04, 2018 11:12 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 11:13, 04 Mar 2018.
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- I don't know what they're looking for up there but it's my lunch break. Can you get them down for me, thanks!
- But I don't know how it works!
- Can't hear you, lalala!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted March 04, 2018 02:59 PM |
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted March 05, 2018 08:32 AM |
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- Did you unscrew it?
- Yeah, here it is.
- Good. 347 more and we'll save a full percent of the town budget.
- Gotta say, mayor, these costs savings of late literally make me shake in my boots...
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 08, 2018 11:44 PM |
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The new, Mexican "anti-Trump wall" weapon field test photos revealed.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted March 09, 2018 09:42 PM |
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Ratings tomorrow.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted March 10, 2018 08:55 PM |
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Round 28 Rated
EnergyZ
It took hours for the guys to fix the lamp. Their bladder was filled up, and had no choice but to *go*. And this is the story of how the world tournament in taking a long-distance piss was made.
Another sport for the fratboys! 4.5pts
Trogdor
Since they can no longer use animals, circus performers had to get real creative.
That pissed off the PETH (People for Ethical Treatment of Humans) dorks, but nobody gives a bleep. 4 pts
Maurice
The number of men needed to replace a lightbulb is inversely proportional to the odds of being able to invent one. Slavish invented lightbulbs are far and few in between, as these men demonstrate.
it's slaviC. you fail english. Start from the beginner level. 4pts
Fredmuffin
it had been a long week, but finally the day had come: the men at costco were going to spy on the decadent sorority house in the distance. but greg, being the jackass he usually is, realized that he had forgotten to bring his binoculars. the other men waiting for their turn groaned, and fred, who was in the "crows nest" with him, had to resist his urge to shove the moron.
Story of your life, eh? 5pts
AlkarRahn
When Frank brought up the idea that the guys should all go out for some pole dancing, this is not what Stewart had in mind.
Think outside the box. 3.5pts
Celfious
How many pallets does it take to change a lightbulb? Ask these crackers. They sure know
wypipo be krazee und sheeet homie. 5pts
Elvin
- I don't know what they're looking for up there but it's my lunch break. Can you get them down for me, thanks!
- But I don't know how it works!
- Can't hear you, lalala!
Goddamn interns. 3pts
Markmasters
Tower of babel 2.0
This one fell faster too. It's was a health and safety nightmare. 4pts
Zenofex
- Did you unscrew it?
- Yeah, here it is.
- Good. 347 more and we'll save a full percent of the town budget.
- Gotta say, mayor, these costs savings of late literally make me shake in my boots...
Be quiet, the mayor wants that new luxury SUV that another car company that shouldn't make SUVs had put out. 4pts
JoonasTo
The new, Mexican "anti-Trump wall" weapon field test photos revealed.
And the wall just got 10 feet taller. and deeper. 5pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 115
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 57.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 95
EnergyZ - 102
AlkarRahn - 102.5
Elvin - 92.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 26.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 44
Friendofgunnar - 18
Zenofex - 71
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 34
Celfious - 12
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5
Round 29
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted March 10, 2018 08:58 PM |
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A perfect breakfast.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 10, 2018 09:26 PM |
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you know, sneaking into celfious's house and taking that picture was downright dangerous. he was probably standing behind you with his fish mask on while you were taking it, and you never knew. standing right behind you, licking his teeth and wriggling his bent and gnarled fingers...
lord knows why he let you go unmolested; but if you had seen what's in his basement, you surely wouldn't have been so lucky.
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted March 10, 2018 11:06 PM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 14:10, 11 Mar 2018.
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted March 11, 2018 01:41 PM |
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Since the popularity of cheese in households dropped, mice and rats started to hang themselves way more often.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted March 11, 2018 02:02 PM |
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"Traitors get the rope first!"
That's what chief Squeakly said when he discovered one of his subordinates was passing secret informations to the cats.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted March 11, 2018 02:21 PM |
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The live-action sequel to Ratatouille has already taken a dark turn, but that's what happens when Pixar refused to do it.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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