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posted November 05, 2008 06:32 PM |
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Twenty-six LOOL  
William, watch out, too much junk food and you'll be a grandpa at 26 
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posted November 05, 2008 06:32 PM |
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William, watch out, too much junk food and you'll be a grandpa at 26
LMAO
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posted November 05, 2008 06:44 PM |
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Shame that I forgot about this lovely thread 
A man is complaining because he can't get on the bus:
"Won't you go more inside? I have no room and at the bottom of the bus is so empty, you could even play chess."
Someone from inside.
"Come here. We still need a dark pawn."
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posted November 05, 2008 07:01 PM |
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Hahahahahahaha  , nice one
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posted November 05, 2008 09:53 PM |
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A pilot is warned about a short runway at his destination before his flight:
"And be sure to remember to hit the brakes after touch down. The runway is really short."
In his destination he remembers to hit the brakes right touch down and manages to bring down the plane intact. His co-pilot notes:
"Well, that's one damn short runway.", the pilot answers:
"Yeah but it's damn wide."
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posted November 05, 2008 10:32 PM |
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LOL
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posted November 06, 2008 06:01 AM |
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William, watch out, too much junk food and you'll be a grandpa at 26
LOOL! Although people have said that I look younger than how old I really am. 
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posted November 06, 2008 02:25 PM |
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LOOL! Although people have said that I look younger than how old I really am.
Like:
"Wow dude, you look so handsome in your 30s, what's your secret?"
"I've been eating junk food since I was born 18 years ago!"
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posted November 06, 2008 02:48 PM |
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NOTE: *I* is not me in this joke, just a generic person
One night, a few co-workers at the computer data centre where I work stayed late and we all started to get hungry. We decided to order in food by phone, but our boss thought that, since we work with computers, it would be more appropriate to order by Internet. After we contacted a fast food chain's web site and spent a long time registering as new customers for the delivery service, a message appeared on the screeen: "Thank you for your business. You will be able to order food in three days."
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posted November 06, 2008 02:55 PM |
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And after you order it 3 days after, you get a "To make sure your order was not a mistake, please wait 24 hours for it to be confirmed as an order, should you need to cancel it before"
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posted November 06, 2008 03:37 PM |
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Another joke...
At the immigration office at the airport:
- NAME?
* Ali Kosta Achmed
- SEX?
* Three times a week!
- NO, I MEAN: MALE OR FEMALE?
* Doesn't matter, sometimes even with a camel!
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posted November 06, 2008 03:49 PM |
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LOL This one made my day
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posted November 06, 2008 05:50 PM |
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Jajajajaa! (That's how the Spansih laugh. )
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wtf this still exists
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posted November 06, 2008 08:49 PM |
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Dumb laws:
- It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
- The penalty for jumping off a tall building is death.
- The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it.
- It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
- Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
- If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
- It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
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posted November 06, 2008 08:53 PM |
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Well, (this is true, but so funny lol) due to a bad translation error, the manual provided with a set of Korean Kitchen Knifes read: Keep out of Children.
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posted November 07, 2008 04:22 PM |
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I think I'll download the whole internetz doodz
WTF freaking error
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posted November 07, 2008 04:55 PM |
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You're still using Internet Exploer
No surprise you got the error
jk
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posted November 17, 2008 08:12 AM |
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look over and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. And I was just wondering if you were my son."
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posted November 17, 2008 11:55 AM |
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LOL!!!
@TheDeath Theinternet is quite big, even though it's zipped! And you have every small or a very full disk, or both or something in between those, anyway: You disk got full at like 15 kb!
EDIT: OK! It was 14 kb, and that's the slowest 40kb/s I've ever seen!
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posted November 17, 2008 01:23 PM |
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Angelito, that was a great one
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