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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 19, 2003 08:16 PM |
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The Titans stare threw the new heavy gates and recoil in horror as they watch the worshipers put on tiny little shirts and dance around like maniacs. RagingTitan charges at the gates and knocks them down with an enormous crash.
Meanwhile GoLT searches for the key to the box,
"Why a box?" he thinks to himself.
"why not something easy to crush like a feather or something"
Four or five Orcs charge at GoLT, Golt flicks them away.
"People can be so incosiderit"
Djive cuts off Saruman's head, after it rolls off it rolls back on agian.
"Jerk" mumble Saruman.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted April 19, 2003 08:25 PM |
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HA! See Djive, I told you I was immortal! Well, not directly, but I did imply it.
*Djive throws Saruman into the insect pit*
You think this can hurt me? I also happen to be a druid. You didn't count on that did you? (Please note: What I am about to do is not even remotely related to magic. It is part of a druid's inherant abilities)
*Saruman begins to chitter to the insects. The insects all leap out of the pit and charge through the Temple. Many of them bite and sting Djive. The insects then leave the Temple, alerting all other insects to stay clear of that place.*
Haha. No more Insect pits for you, Djive. Haha.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted April 21, 2003 12:12 AM |
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Gnolls have thick skins. Humans do not. Besides, your precarious position does not allow any spells or druidic abilities.
Golt is still having flashbacks from his video, I see.
However, I'll change the tune a bit.
A new morning dawned and the peasants around the Temple woke up for a new day.
Rising from their beds they noticed that the sky seemed unnaturally bleak and was lacking its usual brilliance. They stumbled out of their houses and gazed in the direction of the Temple of the Virtuous Vixens, and noticed that the Temple was gone. During the night, the Vixens has decided to move to greener pastures, and leave the heathens here to their fate.
With the Goddesses disappeared all the Virtues they bestowed to the Land.
Without Romana, all the Wine in all bottles disappeared and no new Wine could be created without the Blessing of the Goddess. The people had to resort to drinking stale water, and poorly brewed beer. Furthermore, without Seduction all the tact and diplomacy were lost to all people, so they fell on each other in petty conflicts and started to argue and bicker about details.
Without Cat, all the beauty disappeared from the Land. The Land itself became one barren Wilderness, which were tormented by quakes and lava eruptions. People aged rapidly, and their faces became worn and scarred in childhood. The skin of the children wrinkled already in the cradle. The concept of Underclothes became unknown as people began to dress in animal furs, without underclothes. Flirting also became unknown since there was no longer any need to flirt, and last but not least all the nightmarish creatures of the Underworld which had been held in check by the Goddess were released onto the land to roam freely. Plaguing the living, the undead and ghosts alike.
Without Djive, HC was swarmed with "Hi I'm New Threads", and dozens of Taverns popped up everywhere, but all of these things were laid to waste almost immediately. Without Wisdom, nothing can last. People no longer learnt from their mistakes, Mages lost the capability to cast their spells, and the land was thrown into War because all the tact and diplomacy had also been lost. With Wisdom went also the knowledge on how to make fires, and the knowledge on how to read and write, so living conditions became very primitive. With Brilliance went all the colours. The land became perpetually grey and shrouded in mists and shadows, and barely anything could grow and flourish any more. As the Oracle, went away there was no longer anyone to ask for advice. And without a Zapper to punish unruly criminals the land soon became dominated by petty thieves and brutish barbarians.
But worse was to come. Without the Goddesses, Thunder - God of Storms, could do as he wished and therefore the sky was perpetually filled with storm-clouds which discharged lightning and a heavy rain. All the water caused the rivers to rise, and people were forced to migrate to higher located places in order to avoid the raging waters which now dominated much of was once land.
But worst of all. The Goddesses took the Box with them...
At the place where the Temple once stood there is a small plaque. It has the following inscription:
The people here had so much but valued so little.
To bring back the Goddesses, solve the ancient riddle.
And find among the members of the community;
At least a dozen worshippers with proper faith.
They must then all speak the most magic word,
lest the Goddesses will be gone forever.
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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 21, 2003 12:32 AM |
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During the night, the Titans stormed over the rolling hills. Seeing that the temple was now gone they head for home angry, tired and hot. GoLT kicked open the doors of Sarumans tower.
"Allright wizard dude, gimmie the key too The Box!"
"Can't let you take it GoLT"
"Why?"
"Because if the box is opened, then the godesses will be over powerful and shatter this land with rains, vines, trees, people and magic"
GoLT thought about this.
"So?"
"If you do not know, I will teach you. Raw magic is strong right?"
GoLT nodded.
"And the magic the Gods And Godesses use IS raw magic, follow me? Good. And raw magic changes things, and can eat things, therefore the world would be eaten away by the sudden burst of raw magic"
"Just gimmie the key"
"No!"
Saruman woke up on the street with a empty bootle of rum and a Barbie doll.
GoLT had the key.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 21, 2003 12:54 AM |
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You may be a goddess, but I still control the movement of Vain, which includes sun, moon and stars. So if the world is bleak, that is because I want it to be bleak. Fortunately for the people, I don't want that to happen.
<Marelt Ekiran started to undo what had happened after the goddesses left. He took over control of people's minds (I'm the watcher of all, that includes minds) and forced them to stop the war. He started teaching humanity all the knowledge that first had been held back by the goddesses. He send gentle sunlight to warm the people who took his advise and either burned or froze the people who did not.
Finally, order came into the world again and all people now had their own joys and wisdom, instead of having to beg the goddesses for it.>
<Marelt Ekiran then went to the temple and wrote under Djive's message>
We don't need your beer and wine.
With simple clear water, we'll be just fine.
The beauty we see will be our own.
We don't compare with the goddess alone.
No more seduction, no more flirting.
Discover own love and stop the hurting.
Let all live their lives and if you're in pain.
Ask for the help of the spirit of vain.
For the sun and the moon and the Watcher of All.
Will see that a blissful live comes to you all.
Worship of boxes makes lives go to waste.
Take away that box and do it with haste.
For freedom has come, away with oppression.
Goddesses begone, we found our own passion.
Signed: Marelt Ekiran.
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Perception is everything.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted April 21, 2003 01:10 AM |
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It Turned out that the key GoLT stole from Saruman was not the key to the box, it was the key to LordTitan's ancient forgotten body. And now he arrieses from the dead...
From the small city orcs and trolls can be seen flying off the mountian, one of them blows up. The vilagers know what this means... LordTitan has awoken form his slumber.
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Spaek the Titan
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Gothmog
Adventuring Hero
Honorable
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posted April 21, 2003 04:20 AM |
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Mysteriously, Gothmog materialized before LordTitan and congratulated his resurrection. He took the Ghost of LordTitan away however, since the legend says if an avatar and its ghost co-exist on the same plane, it'll result in a "I love me" parodox. That is, though the pair might look different, they are acutally the same person. As a result, if they do meet each other, Lord Titan and his ghost will won't able to do anything else but admiring each other for eternity.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted April 22, 2003 12:23 AM |
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It would appear that I am trapped somewhere in the twisting nether. The good thing about the ethereal plane is that you can walk through walls.
*Walks out of temple*
Now then, to get back to the material plane.
*Saruman makes his way to the Astral Plane, from which he can re-enter the material plane.*
What will happen next? Will Djive make another senseless comment about Saruman? Will LordTitan find the temple in the nether and smash it to bits? Will the Army of the Flame rise again (This time not in Saruman's dreams? Will Saruman make it safely back to the Material plane? What perils await him in the Astral plane? What has become of the old man? What will the Gootche think of the disapearance of the temple?
Btw, nice work Marelt. I'll meet you back in your home in a few days. Then we can start watching the chaos of the world again.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted April 22, 2003 01:23 AM |
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LordTitan pounds Gothmog to a smouldering pile of mush.
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Spaek the Titan
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 22, 2003 11:34 PM |
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*Mighty Mage seeing that the realistic movie may be more realistic than Djive let on leaves the tower in search for the the one called Lord Titan.* Keep good watch over the tower fellow Magi, I shall return.
*looking back at the Royal Order of Supreme Magi Tower and those he has assigned to protect it, Mighty Mage casts a protection spell and leaves to calm the Titan.*
Hmmm, now that the Temple is being stored in the astral plane, maybe I should seek out Marelt Ekiran. A master of the void should be able to get me where I need to be. If not him than I may need to ask Saruman.
*Mighty Mage calls for his trusty Azure, Drake. He climbs on and they fly away in search for Marelt Ekiran.*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 23, 2003 01:05 AM |
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Don't worry about searching me. I can speak to you by telepathy wherever you are. Part of my function as the Watcher of All.
Now, before I send you to another plane, could you tell me why you want to seek the temple? I just proclaimed that humanity no longer needs it.
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Perception is everything.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted April 23, 2003 02:01 PM |
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It apears that the Gothmog that LordTitan destroyed was just a decoy.
"Drat" thought LordTitan.
And now following Saruman's advice, he's off to "pound the the temple to bits".
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Spaek the Titan
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Gothmog
Adventuring Hero
Honorable
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posted April 23, 2003 03:30 PM |
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Gothmog unconditionally surrendered the Ghost of LordTitan to LordTitan.
Parodoxes are terrible, "I love me" parodox the worst of all.
Ghost of Lord Titan: "Hello, my darling.."
Lord Titan : "Yes, handsome"
Ghost of Lord Titan: "You are fascinating"
Lord Titan : "You are breathtaking"
Together: "We are magnificiant!!!!"
Ghost of Lord Titan: "It's too good to be true"
Lord Titan : "Can't take my eyes away from you"
Ghost of Lord Titan: "Love thee, my LordTitan"
Lord Titan : "Love thee, my Ghost"
Ghost of Lord Titan(breathless): "ohhhh ......"
Lord Titan(out of breath) : "OHHHH ......"
The pair started to blow kisses at each other, and what followed was , for lack of better word, embarrassing to watch, VERY embarrassing to watch.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 23, 2003 04:56 PM |
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Quote:
Don't worry about searching me. I can speak to you by telepathy wherever you are. Part of my function as the Watcher of All.
Now, before I send you to another plane, could you tell me why you want to seek the temple? I just proclaimed that humanity no longer needs it.
Unfortinatly things havn't been going so well since the temple left. The Titans seem to have no good in them at all anymore and if the Mages can't keep them in check then, well lets just say things won't be very pretty. Lord Titan is bringing chaos with his titan army and we fear he seeks domination. Looking at the situation I may even need some help.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 24, 2003 12:12 AM |
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*an army of ArchAngels appears with ME at the lead of the army*
Did someone say they need some help? I'm always happy to assist
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Gothmog
Adventuring Hero
Honorable
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posted April 24, 2003 12:46 AM |
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Gothmog casted mass clone on those angels.
Before long, they were doing the same thing that LordTitan and Ghost of LordTitan had been doing since this morning.
It's, for lack of better word, embarrasing to watch, VERY embarrasing to watch.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 24, 2003 04:46 PM |
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Edited By: gorman on 25 Apr 2003
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*responding to a previous post* Sorry Gothmog.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 24, 2003 06:00 PM |
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*Mighty Mage and Gorman along with the angel clones approach Marelt Ekiran.* We are ready. The day of the Titans ends TODAY!
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 24, 2003 07:18 PM |
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its...PARTY TIME! 
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 25, 2003 05:40 AM |
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Fine, fine. The Astral Plane it is. Everyone, please hold your breath, unless you are undead.
>Marelt Ekiran leads the forces of Vain into a tunnel and transports Mighty Mage, Gorman and the Angelic Clones to the Astral Planes, right next to the temple.<
There you go. You should be able to find your way from here.
If you ever need me to let the sun, moon or stars do something that would be favourable to your cause, then please let me know. I will do it if it is reasonable (that excludes crashing the moon on the enemy stronghold and things like that). I can also give information about the enemy, if you want to.
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Perception is everything.
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