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Gothmog
Adventuring Hero
Honorable
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posted April 17, 2003 12:28 AM |
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A man without faith is a man without hope
Enough chit-chatting, we need the goddesses back!
Then we can worship them, in this fashion.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 17, 2003 12:37 AM |
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....*pukes*...
That's f-ing disgusting.... pix like that should not be posted!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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lord_crusader
Promising
Supreme Hero
UHU!! supreme!
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posted April 17, 2003 12:43 AM |
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whattttt theee heellll isssssss thaattttttttt!!!!!!!???????
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Dig Out Your Soul
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 17, 2003 12:56 AM |
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That's a fat dude tryin to mimick a chic in a poster, bad idea cuz it'll never work!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 17, 2003 02:15 AM |
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Our hero, back in his natural, form stares at his hands for a few
"Starting to get used to this toad thing...wonder if that's bad or good?"
<Our hero shakes his head...almost as if he's trying to get cobwebs out of his hair, he looks around...trying to find someone who will help him in his current plight>
"Psst! Hey Woock! Come over here for a sec! I got to ask a favor for you!"
<Our hero lowers his voice...so that noone else will hear>
"I need a couple of things from Conn's magic shop. Mightymage won't deal with me(can't understand why). So, I need someone else to get my shizznat. Think you can give me a hand?"
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 17, 2003 02:25 AM |
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You know what, I'll do it for you if you promise not to call me a ghost again. I'm a spirit, okay?
Now, could you specify what you need?
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Perception is everything.
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 17, 2003 03:13 AM |
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Biting his tongue...really, really hard
"Okay...you're a spirit...it's a short list. I need a +2 cup of holding...you know...the kind that is called an athletic supporter. I also need a jockstrap of holding to fit it into. Make sure you get the 'anaconda' size. If he asks you who or what it's for...feel free to tell him to **** himself"
<Reaches into his pocket>
"Here's some coin. That should be enough to get those 2 and maybe even a little something for yourself...like...<our hero's face contorts in anguish> whatever you want."
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 17, 2003 03:42 AM |
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I just went to the shop. It was closed, but I think I got the right stuff. At least this jackstrap looks like a really big snake from somewhere in South America.
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Perception is everything.
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 17, 2003 03:55 AM |
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A trimphant look comes over our hero's face
"Muwwhahahahah, you the man Marelt."
<Grabs the items>
"Um...mind turning around for a minute...I gotta put these on."
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 17, 2003 03:57 AM |
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I wouldn't count on it.
I do not carry the title "Watcher of All" for nothing.
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Perception is everything.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 17, 2003 12:02 PM |
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There goes the Comment of the Month Award lol...
  
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 17, 2003 05:41 PM |
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LOL Yeah, that comment did NOT sound good! The least he could do is cover his eyes for a good minute or so. Or Gootch could have gone into a changing room for privacy! lol
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 17, 2003 08:24 PM |
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Maybe he wants to see the Gootch (ewwww).
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 17, 2003 08:58 PM |
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lol Maybe he's ... gay... perhaps? Likes watching boys undress...remind me not to change anytime soon.
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 17, 2003 09:02 PM |
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Well anyway, back to the business I came here for. I believe somone owes me some money. *Mighty Mage signals to Snowy to find the culprit.*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Oldtimer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
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posted April 17, 2003 09:09 PM |
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And low it came to past that the worshippers of the Rod and the Zuddite Apostates came to overwhelm the Temple. Although the Goddess of Knowledge and Crossdressing did valiantly try to stave off the incursion it seems that her sisters have abandonned her to this task. The question was asked, "Did the wholesome and beautiful goddesses of depravity and lust leave the Temple's many worshippers or did those so called worshippers desecrate the Temple and leave the goddesses?"
Questions such as these did not concern an oldman who patiently still worshipped the long forgotten Box, and left the Zuddites and the Roddites to their own blasphamy.
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 17, 2003 09:14 PM |
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You go oldtimer. Worship that box.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 18, 2003 12:41 AM |
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LOL Yup! At least a box won't turn u into a toad! 
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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 19, 2003 07:54 PM |
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The Titans were displeased when they realized that they had found just an ordinary cardboard box. Now they headed for the temple, in search of the Old Man.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 19, 2003 07:56 PM |
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U won't have too look to hard. Just look for the glare from his bald head on the ground! lol
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