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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted January 04, 2004 12:57 AM |
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Whaddaya think Romy? Should we give the poor sod a second chance? Or can we trust him???
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 04, 2004 06:43 AM |
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The Box growls at Mvassilev
You can't get the fire guy yet. Let's wait for the Goddess to see what we should do.
RSF looks at Mvassilev
Trust me you don't want this box on your case. You'll be in for a BIG HURTIN.
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Go Red Sox!
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted January 04, 2004 01:40 PM |
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second chance
As far as I can recall he already got a second chance once in here. Beside the point I'm not sure if he can help fighting those beetles. Last time I've heard from the elf, he had gotten rid of the majority of them ..we'll see what happens in the course of this week 
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 04, 2004 04:06 PM |
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Mvassilev burns away the last of the bugs with his fireballs. "Now, how can I help?" he asks.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted January 04, 2004 05:11 PM |
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What I'd like to know is, why this sudden turnabout???? Please explain this change of heart. Tell us why we should trust you.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 05, 2004 01:02 AM |
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 05, 2004 01:41 AM |
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The box barks at RSF a couple times.
RSF: The box and I agree that several weeks of worshipping is the only way. If you can last that long then you are certainly worthy of another chance. What do our lovely Goddesses think of this?
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Go Red Sox!
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted January 16, 2004 10:00 PM |
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Door bursts in
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screams a slightly disoriented Saruman.
"They're coming!! They'll destroy us all!!!"
The people are confused. "Who?" they ask "Who's coming?!"
But it's too late. Saruman collapses on the floor and curls up into the fetal position, muttering something about "Secret Rooms", "Revenge" and "Old Men".
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 17, 2004 01:14 AM |
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Is the old man seeking revenge for taking his priesthood away?
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Eccentric Opinion
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 20, 2004 03:11 AM |
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You'd better get to worshipping, Mvassilev.
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Go Red Sox!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted January 20, 2004 03:36 AM |
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*Suddenly, the large temple doors swing open to reveal a much cleaner (and better smelling) Mighty Mage. In his hand is a package addressed to Romana and Peacemaker. It's contents are a mystery to everyone except Romana who knows exactly what lies inside....her present.*
You didn't think I would remember. But I did. I'd never go on a horribly long journey, nearly starve to death, get taught the dark arts only to use them to burn down unsuspecting towns, loose my pants (that's a long story), and not bring back a memerobelia.
So here ya go. And remember what I said Mvasilev. REMEMBER!
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 20, 2004 02:26 PM |
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I'm not going to worship anybody!
*Drake roars*
Erm, I'm not afraid of you!
*Drake roars again*
Uh, uh, d-don't think y-you can scare me.
*Drake roars yet again*
SPARE ME! I'LL WORSHIP, I'LL CLEAN THE TEMPLE, I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, JUST DON'T EAT ME!
And I'll start by giving Romana a bottle of wine.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted January 21, 2004 12:54 AM |
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Saruman has been relocated to his room, twiching nervously on the bed, continuing to mutter.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 21, 2004 02:15 PM |
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted January 21, 2004 10:36 PM |
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After a long repose from the Temple, Peace, adorned in a newly-restored, long, white chiffon gown, appears in the doorway of Saruman's room. Her long black curls spill carelessly down over the front of her gown. She lifts a hand to her face and moves aside a length of hair obsuring one of her deep green eyes.
"Please leave us, mvassilev," she gently says. "I will take care of him now...."
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 21, 2004 11:49 PM |
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Meanwhile, a lone shadow mage walked into the temple, garbed in black and sticking out like a sore thumb among the worshippers and the pure and polished surfaces that lined the temple. He ignored the looks of disdain and continued on to the altar, where a single priest was standing, eyes closed, seemingly locked in prayer. It may have been sleep, though, given the tranquility of the scene. So the shadow mage thought. He approached the altar and waited in silence, unsure of what to do in this unfamiliar setting.
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>_>
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 22, 2004 12:16 AM |
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Okay.
Mvass leaves the room, and starts looking for Romana. He wants to give her the bottle of wine.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted January 22, 2004 06:46 AM |
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Its probably Poison!
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted January 22, 2004 08:30 PM |
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Peacemaker tries to care for Saruman, but whenever she approaches him, he begins acting like a frightened little animal. She tries to speak, but Saruman leaps away and cowers in a corner. He has little sanity left.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted January 22, 2004 09:45 PM |
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*hearing Saurman's frightened screams, Mighty Mages godley sences go off. Seeing this as the perfact chance to show off his powers, he rushes to the room where Peace and Saurman are.*
Thank-you Peace. I think I may be able to help him.
*Mighty Mage walks over to Saurman who is still frightened and clawing at the wall. Immeadiatly Mighty Mage's eyes light up and an aura of power surrounds him. With a blinding blast of light, Saurman begins to float and also becomes surrounded in light. Mighty Mage points to the bed and Saurman's body floats over to it than down.*
He should be ok now. He'll need some rest. Watch him though. He may begin to randomly shout or even sleep walk.
See ya later than.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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