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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 23, 2004 02:32 PM |
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Mvass walks back to Peacemaker.
Mvass:Accept this wine as my token of worship.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Vycka1234
Known Hero
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posted January 24, 2004 03:32 PM |
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Worship Lord_Woock. YES!
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted January 24, 2004 05:29 PM |
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(Peace swallows back a salacious drool.)
Wine... My my. Thank you for your kind gift. Is it merlot?
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 24, 2004 08:53 PM |
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted January 25, 2004 03:06 AM |
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Saruman's sleep is restless. He may be safe from the cluches of insanity, but he continues to ramble. The most common things he says are "plan", "destroy", and "shadow realm".
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 25, 2004 03:40 AM |
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After about five minutes of standing near the motionless priest, Shadowcaster gave up on trying to get his attention and left, partly because he was obviously getting nowhere with the priest and partly because he got more and more tired each time he looked at the relaxed man. Concluding that he was asleep, the shadow mage began to wander around looking for someone who might talk to him and tell him what this place was. He finally spotted a door and walked through it, not noticing the sign that said, "Area off limits to civilians" that hung above it.
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>_>
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 28, 2004 03:06 AM |
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~ BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! ~
A loud alarm goes off.
"Warning. You have entered a restricted area without authorization. Please, leave immediately."
The shadow mage is quite startled and turns to leave immediately.
RSF and the golden box are standing, the box floating outside the door smirking.
"I'm very sorry," says the shadow mage. RSF can't hold in the laughter anymore. "What's so funny?"
"There's nothing in that room. It's completely empty. We just have an alarm there as a practical joke. So... welcome to the Temple of Worship."
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Go Red Sox!
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted January 29, 2004 03:43 AM |
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A magog strides into the Temple. RSF shouts "Grab him! He's a demon! He wants to take over the Temple!"
As the guards rush towards the magog, he raises his left hand and turns the guards to ice, then says "You are prejeduced. I do not want to hurt or take over anything. I simply seek something to worship." He spots the box and starts chanting "Great Box, I am your humble worshiper. Please grant a miracle as proof of your power."
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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Shadowcaster
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Shaded Scribe
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posted January 29, 2004 05:11 AM |
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Seeing the man's sense of humor at work in such a stuffy location was reassuring to the shadow mage, who introduced himself as Shadowcaster. Still unsure of the other denizens of the temple, the shadow mage stuck close to RSF in order to get acquainted with the others who he may know. He remained, for the most part, in the sparse shadows around the temple, their scarcity alienating him even more. He finally got up the courage to ask a question.
"So, what is it that you do here?"
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>_>
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted January 29, 2004 08:42 PM |
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Saruman wakes with a start
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Saruman then tries to run out of his room, but two guards stop him. Saruman is confused. All he know is that he must leave. He pushes against the guards, screaming.
"LET ME GO!!"
He then shoots a green fireball at one of them, stunning him. Saruman runs out of the Temple and towards the desert.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 30, 2004 03:53 PM |
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RSF talks to Shadowcaster: "Don't worry about Saruman. He's gone off his nut ever since the war with the Rebels of the Void ended. Oh yeah, we worship these 4 Goddesses. That's the basics. Everyone kinda does their own thing here. Oh the temple is huge. Lots of hidden rooms...
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Go Red Sox!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 31, 2004 05:48 PM |
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Mvass strides back into the entrance hall and walks up to the crazy magog worshiping the Box.
Mvass: What are you doing?
Deimos: I am worshiping the great Box.
Mvass: Are you mental? You don't worship the Box, you worship the Four Goddesses, even though only two are around now.
Deimos: Oh.
He quickly starts adressing his prayers to the goddesses. Mvass runs after Saruman.
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Eccentric Opinion
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 23, 2004 01:18 AM |
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RSF: Where have those goddesses gone to? What are we supposed to do worship a bunch of empty chairs?
RSF sits down in one of the chairs. Yeah I'd make a good Goddess. Too bad I'm a guy... and mortal. What do you think, box?
The box floats up and rests in RSF's lap.
RSF: We can keep their thrones warm right? No one is here anyway.
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Go Red Sox!
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted February 23, 2004 02:14 PM |
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Deimos strides up to RSF.
Deimos: Are you an impostor?
RSF: The Box agrees with me, so I'm not.
Deimos starts worshiping RSF.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted February 23, 2004 03:24 PM |
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RSF: "Ahhh. I'm not a Goddess, so worshipping me will get nothing, plus it's kinda creepy, since I'm not even a guy. But I have this box. It's about as close to being a Goddess as you can get without actually being one, plus it will give nice artifacts to you everyone once in a while after diligent worshipping."
RSF pulls a feather from his back pocket.
RSF: "This is from a Phoenix. Yeah, that's right a phoenix. I keep it on me at all times in case I get wounded. Phoenix feathers have great healing power and can revive the recently deceased and mortally wounded. The box just gave me this last week.
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Go Red Sox!
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted February 26, 2004 12:48 AM |
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Deimos: Should I worship these goddesses? They have an it for a priest. They ask ma to worship a box. Should I worship them? YEAH!!!
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted March 07, 2004 07:52 AM |
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Boy, has this thread changed since I've been gone! lol Where'd all the goddesses go?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 09, 2004 04:39 AM |
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Mvassilev strides back into the Temple.
RSF: Didn't you go to follow Saruman?
Mvassilev: I got bored.
RSF: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! You are making a probation service to the Temple! Follow him!
Mvassilev: Now! No one said I was on probation! He's just walking around in circles. Anyway, what's this about making services to the Temple? What about the Goddesses? What about the Box? Is this the Temple of Worship in which you worship the Temple? Or is it your transition plan to make you a God/ess?
Gorman: Who are you?
Mvassilev: I am the Fire God.
Gorman: Do we worship you now?
Mvassilev: Hmm. Nobody did it yet, but that's a good idea.
RSF: DON'T YOU DARE!
Mvassilev: Really! I was only kidding! Besides, as long as you're near that box, I can beat you any day.
RSF: You want to fight me?
Mvassilev: Did I say that? Now, preisty, I bid you good day.
And he strode off to the goddesses quaters.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted March 09, 2004 02:37 PM |
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Fortunately a guard blocks the fire elemental's path.
Guard: "No one other than the Goddesses are allowed in here. Goodday."
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Go Red Sox!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted March 09, 2004 08:48 PM |
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RRRRRrrrRRRRooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRR
*a loud flapping of wings is heard outside as Drake comes in for a landing.*
*suddenly, the group of caretakers approach Mighty Mage, shovels and water pots in hand.*
Mighty Mage: Yes, can I help you?
Caretaker #1: Yeah, you can. Get your lousy dragon out of here. We're tired of cleanin up its crap. Every time you come with that giant poop factory, WE have to clean up its mess.
Mighty Mage: Uh huh, well you have a nice day.
Caretaker #3: upupup. Where do you think you're goin.
Caretaker #2: Thats right. You ain't goin in that temple til you get that thing outta here.
*It seems our hero is now at a waypoint. Will he abandon his friend to enter the temple or remain true to Drake and simply leave?*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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