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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted December 04, 2003 05:15 PM |
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LOL!!!! You tell'em Saruman!
The Band of Faeries, still in their bomber gear and dusty goggles, emerge sauntering from the bushes in the Garden carrying automatic weapons, looking as though they have been embattled for days. The lead faery steps forward, cigar still smoldering in its mouth. It calmly, confidently poises a grenade launcher on its shoulder, squinting one eye to take careful aim at mvassilev, and fires the weapon causing loud blast and a huge kick.
A small explosion erupts, and when the smoke clears, mvassilev stands wearing a smoldering pink tutu and jester's cap, with a confused look on his face.
The lead faery tosses the cigar aside, then takes a few majestic steps forward with its hand inside its shirt. It breathes in deeply through its nostrils, and says,
Ahhhhh. I love the smell of burned tutu in the morning.
The faery then turns and slowly saunters away again, dissappearing with the others into the garden.
<EDIT>
BTW mvassilev, the Temple is not on fire. The faeries put your damn fire out several pages ago.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 12, 2003 01:48 AM |
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...in the Temple garden...
...a hooded figure appears, he looks around and sighs, two glowing green eyes take in the chaos around as he hurries to the quarters of the Goddesses, his daughter and her Sisters need his aid once again...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 12, 2003 05:04 AM |
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Looks like a good time to wake up the Golden Box.
"Box are you awake?"
The box rises from it's long hibernation.
OOC: I just noticed that there is no OOC for Temple of Worship. I think there should be one which can explain the rules. I am certain that no character can be stronger than the Goddesses and can do any harm to the Goddesses.
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Go Red Sox!
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 14, 2003 04:16 PM |
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...Romana's quarters...
...the hooded man walks in, he looks around and shakes his head...
- nestadiel, what happened in this place? ...I leave you lasses alone for a while and all hell breaks loose ...care to fill me in before I fix this?
...the Elf pulls the hood back and leans against the wall, looking at Romana, waiting for an answer...
OOC note: have patience, the Temple will be cleaned... just hope I can have some fun doing it
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted December 14, 2003 04:35 PM |
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hmm..I beginning to think this is some form of disease. I will summon the bearded boniculars to do some tests on Mvassilev
Whistles on her fingers and a group of researchers barge in the room. They're funny looking men with short arms and legs and huge eyes and ears, holding all sorts of strange tools that don't promise a soft approach.
Ceptoore-a Mfesseelef und ixemeene-a heem foorzeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!.I vunt heem tu be-a tested fur iferytheeng yuoo cun cume-a up veet..prubes, scuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.yuoo neme-a it! I ixpect a fooll repurt oon yuoor feends es suun es pusseeble-a.. Und remember. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!.be-a thuruoogh
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 14, 2003 04:41 PM |
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...Romana's quarters...
...Lith perks a brow at the whole scene, then shrugs and looks at Romana...
- i see you got that covered ...now until the tests are over ...tell me what I have missed since I last payed a visit to my daughter and her sisters ...is she around anyway?
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted December 14, 2003 04:46 PM |
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I haven't seen Peacemaker around..but her faeries seem to have watched too many war movies *frowns
Haven't seen Kitty around either since the pedicure-incident *frowns again
And Djive....who knows what she's upto lately *throws her arms up in the air in despair
As for me..I'm still waiting for that darn portal to open!
You need some help getting rid of those giant beetles blocking the way?
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 14, 2003 04:50 PM |
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...Romana's quarters, still...
- I see ...so the Goddesses are either missing on powerless ...this is not good ...as for the portal back home, two of my brethren decided to give me a hand so it will be open soon ...appreciate the offer however ...in any case ...how are the tests going? ...I have to fix this soon if people are to continue paying their respects to the Goddesses
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted December 14, 2003 04:57 PM |
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WHAT?
It's been like 10 minutes! I have to wait for like..FOREVER and you expect my researchers to be done ina measily 10 minutes????
At that moment one of the researchers enters the room covered in some sort of purple slime
I regret tu inffurm zeee-a thet zee soobject cuoold nut reseest oooor reseerch methuds und impluded es a resoolt ooff zee prubeeng. Ve-a treeed tu insert zee prube-a in hees looer intrunce-a boot oooor cunclooseeun ves it ves tuu teeght. Um de hur de hur de hur...surry Hooefer ..ve-a heenk it pusseeble-a thees poorple-a ictuplesm ves pert ooff zee deeseese-a..Du yuoo veesh us tu reseerch unuzeer soobject?
-Nu..I theenk it veell du ..fur noo
Well..ok..that's that I guess. I will tell my researchers to contain the slime and further examine it but you don't have to wait for the outcome of that 
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted December 14, 2003 05:00 PM |
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...Romana's quarters...
- in that case ...see you a week ago
...with that, he disappears in a green flash...
...and so the Temple was saved again, some of the actions of the Goddesses, etched in the memory of their followers forever, even though the events causing them never really happened...
...Lith returns to Romana's quarters, in another green flash of light...
- the problem has been taken care of, nestadiel ...as you see yourself ...I have to go now ...send my greetings to your Sisters and those who are worthy to join you but never did
...yet another flash and he is gone...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 15, 2003 04:36 AM |
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The box yawns.
RSF is knocked over by the stench.
RSF: When was the last time you bathed?
Box: *stares at RSF for a few seconds and floats off to the bathroom to clean up*
RSF: It's good to be back? Hey those examiner guys talk funny. Could one of our lovely Goddesses translate...
*looks around*
Where are the other Goddesses? Is this now a Monotheistic Temple now?
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Go Red Sox!
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted December 16, 2003 12:16 AM |
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@Romana: Pardon me, me'lady, but where is this portal going to go?
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted December 17, 2003 12:03 AM |
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*Outside, the loud roar of Drake, Mighty Mage's trusty Azure Dragon, can be heard. From his back jumps down a dusty, smelly, and tired Mighty Mage.*
Hey everybody,
what's going on? *sniff sniff* What's that smell? ughhh, it smells like, when you walk in an apartment building and you smell a whole 10 floors of cooking...that and vommit.
......Oh, it's me...yeah, I have been gone awhile. I brought back a whole bunch of stuff from my journey. Alot of the stuff I plan on selling but I didn't forget about the godesses. Since Romana is the only one here I'll hold off on the gift giving.
Well, I must be going. Give my regaurds to Lith.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted December 17, 2003 01:05 AM |
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Welcome back! We could use another Magic User around here!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted December 17, 2003 01:22 PM |
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Edited By: Romana on 17 Dec 2003
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@Redsox No I cannot translate it..you'll have to figure it out yourself (hint: think swedish chef)
@ Saruman
The portal will lead to another dimension..for details you'll have to ask Lith..maybe you can help him fight those beetles?
@ Mighty Mage
Awww..I wanna present *pouts her lip
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted December 18, 2003 11:43 PM |
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The box hovers out of the bathroom slightly damp and smelling like flowers
Hey, Box! Feeling better?
The box sits down next to RSF and purrs.
That's good. You wanna go see what the portal is?
The box jumps up and down.
I'll take that as yes. Hey, Lith what's this about the portal and fighting beetles? Romana said something about getting more details from you.
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Go Red Sox!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 02, 2004 01:02 AM |
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The fire elemental walks into the Temple. "I come in peace. Why was I attacked? I may be of help of fighting those beetles," he says.
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Eccentric Opinion
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted January 02, 2004 07:05 AM |
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RSF and the box walk up to the portal. The device is made of some weird stone shaped in an eliptical ring. Inside the ring is an opaque liquid like substance that has reflective properties. It glows slighty with energy and is wavy like the surface of a calm pond after a rock has been dropped in. He reaches to stick his hand through, but is severely shocked and knocked backwards several yards only to be stopped by wall. After several seconds RSF regains his composure.
RSF: Hey, you could have warned me that thing was locked.
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Go Red Sox!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted January 04, 2004 12:29 AM |
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Quote:
The fire elemental walks into the Temple. "I come in peace. Why was I attacked? I may be of help of fighting those beetles," he says.
Why were you attacked? WHY WERE YOU ATTACKED???
YOU TRIED TO BLOW UP THE WHOLE FRICKEN TEMPLE. Not to mention you also tried to take over the F.O.G. What did you expect us to do? Sit back and chuckle?
(new generation.....mumble...stupid kids....WHAT DO THEY TEACH EM?....)
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted January 04, 2004 12:41 AM |
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