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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 27, 2003 12:25 AM |
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Wow, talk about fast re-growth. I need to get a couple of those faries. Well, it looks like you guys have everything under control. Seeing as I'm the Warden and all, I guess I can release Peace from Prison. She will, however have to perform 12 hours of Community Service and will not be allowed to carry a firearm for a year. I suggest your first act of C.S. be to clean up the mess you made in the temple and give that poor dwarf his ax back.
Well, I gotta get going so try to stay out of trouble.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted October 02, 2003 11:46 PM |
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Saruman the Eternally Suprised, grown weary of all the excitment, leaves into the desert. No one noticed him leave.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted October 16, 2003 12:10 AM |
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Still in a drunken haze from the whiskey, her face reddened and soaked with tears, Peace blathers at Romy about it all. Romana, finally seeing the depth of her wounds, sits quietly nodding in a gesture of comfort.
"But where did he gooooo????" she sobs loudly at one point, obviously NOT capable of reading The Gootch's mind.
Then looking up through her tear-streaked face, Peace spies The Lady, sitting under The Tree.
"Heey, whatzit?!?! That's our Tree!!!"
Peace tries to get up and move in the direction of The Tree, but stumbles as Romy pulls her hand, gently tugging her back to the ground. Peace loses her balance with a clumsey thump. Romy reminds her there is no harm in simply sitting under The Tree.
"Sorry about that little episode in the Temple there, sis," Peace says, beginning to recompose herself. "I'm tired of feeling snowty Romy. Got any Paxil on you???"
They talk quietly some more, Romy deftly convincing Peacemaker that this too shall pass, and that the booze is simply making things worse.
Meanwhile, The Lady Milena still strokes and spies the shining red apple in her hand, its true significance dawning on her as she sits there, in the Garden, under The Tree....
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted October 16, 2003 10:36 PM |
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Saruman wanders through the desert, seeking the Old Man, who disappeared along with the Box soem months ago...
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Largos_Von_E...
Tavern Dweller
Lost and looking for guidance
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posted October 27, 2003 05:12 AM |
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...
*wanders around for a goddess*
Which one should I worship?
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted October 29, 2003 11:04 PM |
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The old man still nowhere to be found, Saruman continues to wander.
He then comes to a metal door in a sheer cliff wall. He opens it, and steps inside....
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted November 09, 2003 12:48 AM |
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Seeking Saruman
Wandering in the deadlands, Peace finally comes across footprints leading into a large metal door in the cliffside. She enters, and find Saruman has just entered as well. She approaches her old friend and gives him her customary kiss to his cheek.
Saruman, What is this place? Anyways I came looking for you to ask you a favor. Could I ask you to please fashion me another gown? I've decided to return to the Temple and start up the therapy business once again.
Not that you wouldn't be willing, but there's a free therapy session in it for you if you'd do this for me. With all the goings-on that distracted me, I realized just lately that I never had you in for a session even after everything you did for me.
By the way, a special pass code would be good on this one, so that clients can get access without interruption.
So, what say, can you do this for me???
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted November 09, 2003 04:52 PM |
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Snaps fingers
There. Your gown is in your room. The code is: 025827
Exit Peacemaker
Facinating.
Saruman touches a smooth wall. The door suddenly closes...
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted November 09, 2003 07:43 PM |
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Thank you Saruman!!!
(Perhaps, though, you should not have published the code like that...)
Whereupon, Peace started back to the Temple.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 09, 2003 11:47 PM |
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Hey, I have a code!
*Picking up a small piece of parchment from the floor, Mighty Mage reads what it says and determins that it is in fact a code of some sort*
Hmmmm, 025827...025827...025827.......WHAT COULD IT MEAN?
Oh well, looks like it's time for another perilous journey that will most likely be filled with danger lurking around every corner, creatures that make absolutely no sence and cause bioligests to kill themselves, priceless artifacts, and oh yes, THE EXPERIENCE. The precious experience. So many points to gain. *drool* I can taste it now...HAH. Now I leave, no no. No need for goodbyes. It will only prolong the unpleasent feeling of regret and pure unhappiness.
I'm leaving, No one talk me out of it.
Good bye.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted November 09, 2003 11:50 PM |
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Mightymage, WAIT!!! Don't go!!! -- Come back!!!
Please, please don't you leave too?!?!?!?!
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 10, 2003 12:14 AM |
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It's about time...
*looks around to make sure Mighty Mage is out of sight*
Good.
*summons two spam demons*
You two make sure he's properly... entertained during his journey.
*the spam demons disappear in a puff of smoke*
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 10, 2003 12:38 AM |
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Then a fire elemental appears. "I heard there is a temple near. I will burn it to the ground. I will be the worshipped one!" he shouts.
...before the sorcerer can do anything, two flashes blind him, one green, the other red, suddenly, next to him stand an Elf covered with a dark green cloak and an armored man riding a winged nightmare...
- this lad enjoys playing with fire, brother ...perhaps you could teach him a few tricks of your own
...Knightmare just nods and the sorcerer disappears in an orb of flames, then, two more flashes and they are gone, the Temple is safe ...for now...
EDIT: edit this again and we'll have a few good laughs... oh, happy new year
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Eccentric Opinion
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Largos_Von_E...
Tavern Dweller
Lost and looking for guidance
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posted November 12, 2003 06:26 AM |
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*starts worshipping all three goddesses* I guess three goddesses are much better than one...
*offers each goddess a box of Godiva™ chocolates*
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 13, 2003 04:45 PM |
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Traveler's Log
I have left the temple. Will it be for good or just a short journey. Well, seeing as this is a quest it will most likely take me a long time. I'll probably be forced to go on side quests in order to get where I need to go and confront strange creatures that will pop out of nowhere and threaten my life. Ahhhh, the sad purpose of the monster. It's been about three days since I left and I have come to the conclusion that a map would have helped. More importantly my ability to read a map would have helped. I probably shouldn't have packed all this ice cream either. It's melting all over and making me sticky. Up ahead are a couple of...uh...guys...I think. I might ask them for directions but because I am a guy I probably won't. I'm just cool that way. Hopfully I'll figure out where I'm going soon and hopfully I'll figure out what I'm doing. Seriously, I don't know. I thought I would figure out the meaning of the code but some guy stole it after I entered this desert. Oh well. Maybe I'll find some cool looking artifacts, bring them back to the shop, claim they were battled for, and sell them for outragous prices.
heh heh heh heh. Yeah.
Log End
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted November 18, 2003 05:14 PM |
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Suddenly, on the horizon appear six little helicopters bearing firefighting buckets of water. The little helicopters are being flown by tiny faeries dawning bomber gear and dusty goggles.
As the choppers approach, Vaughner can be heard blaring from the speakers of one of them. The faeries steer the copters to swoop down over the flames and release the water, squelching the fire instantly.
In their tiny voices, the faeries start yelling:
BONSAI!!!
Tiny giggles erupt, and one faerie lifts her goggles and pitches a half-smoked cigar out the window. A faerie in one of the other choppers gives her the thumbs-up sign.
The choppers then shrink into the horizon, the sound of Vaughner fading with their retreat.
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 19, 2003 09:48 PM |
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Letter to my friends...
Temple of Worship
1800 Holy Drive
Heroes Community
Dear friends of the temple,
Hey, how are things? I'm doing ok. Actually I was doing great since I first started. No troubles here. nope. And I definatly didn't get lost and have to be rescued by a group of travelers.
I hope things are going as well with you,
Mighty Mage
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted November 19, 2003 10:19 PM |
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letter to Mighty Mage
Mighty Mage
Somewhere in the middle of nowhere
Hello! Say hi to those travelers that you didn't meet from us, and make sure that whatever happens, you have clean underwear at all times. ( )
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted November 19, 2003 11:15 PM |
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*yawn*
Where's an elf when you need one..tsk tsk
Walks over to the centre hall of the temple and gets herself a microphone
Cleanup in isle 49 and 50..
Looks around for an elf, but to no avail ..
CLEANUP!!!
Looks around again for the elf.... nothing but a deafening silence..
..Grabs the mic and starts bashing it on the floor
Freakin elves!!
Snowy comes around the corner fearfully watching Romana after which she runs yelping into the garden. Meanwhile stormclouds start gathering in the distance..
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 23, 2003 03:10 AM |
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Temple of Worship
1800 Holy Drive
Heroes Community
Dear Temple goers,
hey, it's me, Mighty Mage. I decided I had to let you know how I'm doing. Remember those group of travelers I told you didn't rescue me? I LIED. They saved me from the verge of death. I've been traveling with them for some time now and have found that you can trust strangers afterall...Well except for the rouge in the group. He's an elf but he's not very nice. He stole my wallet. I had to lay the beat down on him. Unfourtionatly he won. The Black Mage in the group falt sorry for me so he stole my wallet back. Wouldn't you know it. All the money in it was gone. Black Mage told me magic wallet faries stole it. I know he wouldn't lie to me so I believed him. By the way, I took on a new look.
*(Real picture I made. Can be found on my crappy homepage)*
That's me after we "collected donations" from the local burning village. The funny part was that it wasn't burning until after we got there. Go figure.
Well, until next time
Mighty Mage
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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