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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 14, 2003 10:15 PM |
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*walking up to Saurman with a journal, Mighty Mage begins to explain why he frets over the door. Fliping a few pages back, Mighty Mage stops at a recording of one of his walks through the temple.
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*(later) After finding Romana and speaking with her, all is cleared up and Mighty Mage may continue in whatever it is he does. Walking around the temple for whatever raeson, maybe pure boredom, Mighty Mage stumbles upon a room containing nothing more than a few small dusty sculptures, pillars, and a long wooden staircase. There is little to no light in this room since it's only form of illumination is from the moon. Mighty Mage decides to pull out a small magic lanturn. After lighting his path, Mighty Mage continues up the old stairway only to find another empty room...except, wait. Somthing in the corner catches his eye. An old chest only it's different from everything else in the room. Not a speck of dust on it. It may have somthing to do with the magic aura surrounding it but why not have a look anyway.*
Hmmmmmm, it doesn't look like a key is needed yet the lid won't budge. Must be magically coded. I wonder if the goddesses know about this room? Hmmmm, oh well more exploring for another day. Looks like it's almost sunrise.
*after leaving the room, Mighty Mage desides to go have a look at the morning sunrise. Outside is Gootch and a waking Peacemaker. Romana is outside as well. Why not ask her about the room?*
Say, you know that stairway in the room just past the main hall?
*obviously enjoying the sunrise, Romana barely hears Mighty Mage. After hearing him repeat, she becomes quite annoyed and questions what the hell MM is talking about. She continues by stating that their is no room there. "You must be confused" she futher states.*
Well then, I'll show you myself.
*dragging Romana by her sleeve, Mighty Mage hurriedly walks down the main hall only to his suprise, not see a room.*
Where is it? What the? It was just here! Really! I swear.
*giving one of those 'I told you so' looks to Mighty Mage, Romana walks back outside do shoo away the Gootch and possibly let Snowey play.*
Well...D@MN! I KNOW it was there. GRrrrrrrrr.
I've never seen the door glow before but I have been in the room. I am unsure what dangers lie in there nor what powers are in the chest. My guess is that the room only becomes accessable at night during a full moon. That's tomorrow night.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 14, 2003 11:03 PM |
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"in the main hall"
...the two priestesses appear again, standing in the middle of the room...
- by request of the Divine Sisters, all non worshipers are requested to leave the Temple...
- Embassadors of the Void are excluded of course...
...four Temple guards come forth and stand at the gates, ready to defend the Temple against all threats ...the priestesses walk to Cat and help her back to her throne...
- oh Virtuous Vixen, your sister Romana requested our serviced and asked that we are excluded from any other Temple chore...
- we will also need two guards... your sister also instructed us to give you this...
...kneeling, one of the priestesses gives Cat a small envelope, magically sealed... Cat breaks the seal, reads it and a few minutes later, she msiles and turns to the twin Elven lasses...
- very well "priestesses" ...you are free to do as Romana instructed you... now go...
...Cat thrown the envelope in one of the braziers next to her throne and grins ...meanwhile, the two guards now assigned to Romana, go to the top of the staircase, where the mysterious room was...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 15, 2003 08:09 PM |
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Nobody notices a sweeper...
Saruman the Eternally Surprised goes about the Temple at his will, being a sweeper, he is allowed in any room if it is dusty.
He walks over to Mighty Mage, who is acting considerably more strange than usual, and gives him his response:
"Mighty Mage, that room is called the Room of Inconvienience. It can only be accessed on the full moon, but only if the last full moon was on a Tuesday which fell on the 15th. Also, you can only access it if you stumble upon it accidently. You cannot find it by looking for it, however, once you have found it 3 Times, you can access it whenever you want, but you must walk past the tapestry in front of it three times, thinking of your most prized possession, knock on the door three times, stand on your head, turn backwards, turn the knob 1 quarter-turn left, then one full turn right, and all this can only happen on alternate Thursdays,"
"How do you know all this?" MM asks
"You'd be surprised how much dust was in there. Anyway, once you're inside, you will find the chest. The chest is locked, but not immune to magic. Once you open it, thousands of buckets of Ice Cream fly out, and make for the mountains. You will then see a strange hallucination, somewhat like what happens when you use ShroomŪ. Then, all will swirl back into focus, and you will find hundreds of your favourite things in the room. Unfortunetly, you cannot take any of them out of the room. It gets cleaned out every hundred years or so. I imagine Romana entered it for the first time recently. She must have recieved a person rather than an object. That didn't happen for me. I just got a new broom. Pity it had to stay there, but I've got lots of work to do! Couldn't stay there much longer than two minutes.... Well, so long Mad Mage! I mean, Mighty Mage! That dust isn't cleaning itself!"
With this, Saruman leaves Mighty Mage, who is wondering WHY he didn't write that all down!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 15, 2003 09:54 PM |
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*Cat drums her fingers on the throne, oblivious o the chaos around her. There may be smiting in a minute*
Oh worshippers!! MY pedicure isn't doing ITSELF!
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 15, 2003 10:44 PM |
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As long as you remember that the treaty between the Void and the Temple includes the seize of all hostility. You may deal with your own matters as you see fit, as long as this does not violate the other points.
Smiting is cutting it close.
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Perception is everything.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 16, 2003 06:22 PM |
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*Standing completly bewildered, Mighty Mage watches as Saurman sweeps away. Hearing Cat's shrill screams snaps him back into focus.*
D@mn woman, what the hell does she want now.
*walking away from the hall, Mighty Mage moves towards the throne room where he hears Marelt complaining to Cat about her threats to smite.*
When will the Chaos end? Oh well, I think I'll hop in the hot tub for a while. The only thing I have to determine now is what the hell Saurman is taking.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 16, 2003 10:59 PM |
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 17, 2003 03:24 AM |
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The sweeper enters and leaves the throne room, listening to the antics around him. When people look at him as he appears to be leaving, they see a faint blue tint around him. 5 minutes later, a very handsome golem walks over to Cat and awaits some orders. Saruman leaves, and arrives in the Void 10 minutes later without ever using a teleporter.
The hurricane is now dimineshing; the people's homes were protected by the power of the Temple.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 17, 2003 05:00 AM |
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"in Romana's chambers"
...the twin priestesses have a meeting with a hooded young Elf...he has an envelope in his hand and looks like he has been travelling for days...
- was the Keeper's daughter informed?
- yes... we gave her the message ourselves...
- she burned it after reading it so nobody else knows...
...the messenger looks out of the window and puts his gloves back on...
- very well... you will have to pose as priestesses until our Keeper or the healer return... make sure nobody suspects anything... I leave you know... the snow covered cities of our High kin, are waiting... so does Lith... farewell ladies... may the shades of the forest cover your path...
...meanwhile, in the throne room, the Rebels are leaving for the Void, Cat is relaxing on her throne with four servants and the mysterious golem around her, worshipers rally to the room where the Box is held and two Temple guards close the doors shut...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 17, 2003 10:43 AM |
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 17, 2003 08:16 PM |
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Marelt Ekiran flows into the Temple again and goes towards the golem. After a little watching, he figures out how the magic commands and reactions of this thing work and starts tweaking with them. When enough tweaking and manipulation is done, Marelt Ekiran flows away giggling (or the spiritual equivalent of that).
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Perception is everything.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted July 18, 2003 11:57 AM |
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 23, 2003 11:30 PM |
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Peacemaker sits in her ready room gnawing on the leg of a cheerleader. The bones of two good ol' boys and some young bully lie in the corner, already picked clean.
On the bones sit the six faeries, symbolically mimicking Peacemaker as they chew on the various parts of grasshoppers and other small insects....
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted August 03, 2003 01:17 AM |
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...in the throne room
Cat is served by a golem and a few servants as somethings moves quickly in the shadows towards Romana's chambers, when the shadowy figure reached the door, the Temple guards opened and stepped back...
- you have returned!
- we were not expecting you so soon...
...the shadow falls as Lith pulls his hood back, he is weary from the trip but his eyes glow with satisfaction and anticipation...
- the meeting went good, Keeper?
- how is the scholar and her followers?
- patience Rangers, I need a drink... then i'll tell you everything... but first, shut the doors again and notify Morwen...
...one of the twins fills up a cup with a red liquid and serves Lith... the other whispers something to one of the guards and after the doors shut, returns to her sister... a few minutes later the doors open again and a redhead Elf in Temple servant garb walks in...
- you summoned me... melethron?
- no need to be so formal, beloved... what happened here during my absence? ..anybody suspected anything?
- worry not, Lith... some tried but most believe the rumors about you and the Healer... of course I helped as well...
- you are the captain of the Moon Watch for a good reason, Morwen... any word from the one who is knows as Romana? or maybe a sign of the portal reopening?
- no Keeper...
- we haven't seen anything...
- nevermind then... things will take their course... a change is coming though... be prepared... the "Goddesses" of this Temple are about to stir things up a bit around here...
OoC: as you noticed, I cleaned this thread a bit... spamming will no longer be tolerated in this, or any other RolePlay thread...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted August 03, 2003 03:58 AM |
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Strolling through the halls, admiring the tapestries, RSF wonders if he should slow down time to see if Romana is really "busy" with a guest in her chambers. It's been 2 weeks now. How can anyone stay couped up in there so long? He decides that it is impossible that Romana is still there. So he decides to wonder through the halls. He passes Mighty_Mage yelling at the walls.
"Open you goddamn door!"
RSF notices that there is no door anywhere. Crazy MM...
It's been two weeks since RSF left to go to the bathroom and he still hasn't gone so he decides that it would be a good idea to go.
Staring at MM he doesn't realize that RSF went into the wrong door. He walks in and sees Romana.
"Oops wrong door." He walks out of the room and closes the door. He looks back at the door laughing at himself, but it has disapeered. He realizes that the two separate bathrooms are across the hall.
"Where the hell is that door? I just saw it!" The shreaking can be heard all through the Temple. RSF scratches his head and goes to talk to MM.
"I just saw walked in this weird room. And then I left and the door was gone."
Were you trying to find this weird vanishing door?
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Go Red Sox!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted August 05, 2003 10:42 PM |
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*After making sure things are in order around the shop Mighty Mage decides to visit the temple to see if anything has changed lately*
*Chough...hack*
Uhhh, I had to teleport over by the potions cabnit. Hmmmm, alot of weeds. What has happened here? It looks so unkept. Ahhh well, hey? What the???
*Out from behind the temple comes running a shadowed figure carrying a small package. Only a set of glowing eyes can be seen beneath his cloak.*
That's odd. Oh well, probably one of Lith's friends.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted August 05, 2003 11:43 PM |
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...in Romana's chambers
Lith, Morwen and the twins are discussing about something that judging by their looks is very important... suddenly, the dor opens and a hooded figure walks in. the Rangers grab their longbows and are ready to fire...
- hold your ground Rangers... I would expect you to guess who hides under the cloak and hood... you took your time nestadiel... I see you changed...
- indeed I have, Elf... to the better I hope... your sire sends you this...
...the hooded newcomer hands the small package to Lith...
- hmmmm... I see... this will slow things down a bit, but at least we can drop this masquerade...
...Morwen gives him a satisfied look and quickly takes her Temple robes off... the garb of the Moon Watch can now be clearly seen...
- excuse us, Keeper...
- we would like to remain here for a while longer...
- fine, ladies... but get back to your duties before the end of the week... speaking of masquerades nestadiel, why don't you take the cloak off?
- not yet... there is one more thing I have to do... care to join me to the throne room?
- don't see why not... let's go
...the mysterious figure walks out of the chambers, with Lith and Morwen following... soon, they reach the throne room...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted August 06, 2003 12:14 AM |
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Edited By: Romana on 5 Aug 2003
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Snowy leaps towards Romana, almost throwing her to the ground with he enthousiasm
Ok Ok Snowy..I missed you too 
And look.. I brought you a special treat
She reaches inside her cloak and takes out a tennisball. Snowy looks at her confused. She bounces the ball between her hands a few times catching Snowy's attention. Then throws it away as far as possible
Go fetch girl!
Snowy grumbles and stays put
Ok..I was just kidding.. here's a nice juicy steak for ya 
And now for more urging matters.
She claps for attention as the worshippers gather, anxiously awaiting some explanation as to the goddess's dissapearance
First things first.. It has come to my attention we have recruited a nightwatch to protect the temple. I call forth soccerfeva. You will be given a piece of swampland and 50 might cows for the protection of the temple. You are allowed to use horns on intruders while on night watch.In return I believe you vowed not to speak ill or harm the temple and goddesses in any way. I hope you will find happiness in this task..and as a personal favour you can make use of our exquisite kitchen too
Secondly..the reason for my absence. I have been preparing for my transcending to the temple of Be'ati as a guardian. I know this does not mean much to you right now..but soon enough you will find out. Also I've had an enlightening change in expertise. Like a caterpillar out of it's coccoon I am now Goddess of sultryness, protector of life.
Turns to Lith and whispers
*did I do that ok ?*
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted August 07, 2003 07:36 PM |
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<Having seen no sign of Peacemaker for quite some time, Romana goes to her ready room to check on her. Romy walks in, and spies the pile of bones in the corner with horror.
<Peace opens her mouth in explanation, but instead belches hugely, and out of her mouth springs the (former) cheerleader, fully reformed, but now in a reasonable hairstyle of original color, no makeup, conservative clothing and sensible shoes.
<Romy looks on in confusion as the (former) cheerleader dawns a pair of specs, walks to the chalkboard on the wall of Peace's chambers and begins calculating a series of integrals. She quickly comes up with a formula for eliminating all cell phone static, sets the chalk down, brushes her hands and strolls out of the Temple...
<Peace laughs a little awkwardly, electing not even to try explaining this.>
"Uh, hey sis! Long time no see! How ya doin'??? -- Say Romy I seem to have lost my mind. I know I had it around here somewhere just a few days ago, I don't suppose anybody's seen it lying about the Temple anyplace???
<Romana, dumbstruck from this strange series of events, simply stands and gapes at Peace in confusion...
"Anyways, no mind (ha! pun intended) I've decided I need to go on a trip and see if I can put things back in perspective..."
<Peace had already begun dawning her armour as she spoke.>
"...I don't know how long this will take. Frankly I don't know quite where to begin looking..."
<The faeries all flit up from the bones and together form the shape of an arrow pointing west...>
"Alright. That settles it. Guess I'll be heading west then."
<Peace last dawns her helmet, begins striding for the door, then pauses to flip up her face mask, and pecks Romy gently on the cheek..>
"Thanks for everything sis. Tell everyone I'll miss them... And...If you see the Gootch, tell him... Tell him..."
<Peace's gaze falls to her feet...>
(HEAVY SIGH) "Oh, never mind."
<Peace walks to the Temple doors with a purposeful stride. The faeries glide along beside her. Peace stops at the doors, turning to the faeries.>
"You guys stay here. I need to do this alone. And take good care of the Gootch would you. No pranks now. Understand???"
<The faeries all flit excitedly, smiling, giggling and nodding to Peacemaker and one another in an exaggerated gesture of feigned agreement...each having her tiny little fingers crossed behind her wings...>
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted August 07, 2003 07:44 PM |
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*returns from a vacation w/a large bundle of steaks. Seeing Snowy looking at my bag hungrily I toss him a couple to keep him content*
Hello Romana! Are you hungry?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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