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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 26, 2003 02:21 AM |
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*All is well at the Royal Order of Supreme Magi tower untill a new image flashes on the crystal screen.*
Sumpreme Magi: Mighty Mage, the HMLP was under siege, it seems one of the other gods took it upon himself to take over.
Mighty Mage: Hmmmmm, who was it? Woock?
Sumpreme Magi: No sir, it was 2Xtremeto take sir. Is this...good sir?
Mighty Mage: Well, It could be...but then again this is 2x. Was Marelt alerted of this?
Sumpreme Magi: Well, no sir. I didn't think taht was a priority.
Mighty Mage: That's fine. Alert a group of Magi to meet 2X and find out his motives. Our first job here is to keep the peace. We don't need another war. Have 2X come to me.
Sumpreme Magi: At once sir.
*Mighty Mage goes to alert the other gods of this. Unfoutionatly, Marelt must be told as well. Rules of the gods. Mighty Mage decides to first Check in on Peace though and offer her a hand.*
***Zzzzzzap***
Peace? Peeeace?
Where is she?
Ohhh, there you are. Sooo, how's it hangin (snicker)?
*Peace is obviously frustrated at this and says a few words to Mighty Mage that will not be repeated in fear of penalities.*
Uh huh. I tell you what. Being a goddess is dificult but I can help. If you ever need help in your magic abilities come down to the tower or if its not that, I'm a god so you amy ask me any questions. Until then I have a problem that needs fixed so I'll be on my way. Good luck.
*at this, Mighty Mage teleports to the F.O.G. to discuss the takeover.*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 26, 2003 11:23 AM |
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Xtreme is heading out of the HMLP with his legions of undead, significantly larger than before. He is stopped by the magi diplomats and they ask his motives behind the attack. Xtreme replys, sincerly "Well, there were two reasons. My Commander was recently killed and sent here, so i needed to come here to collect his soul to revive him. And the other was that my legions of undead were dwindling, after a few battle with the elves. I needed a couple thousand souls to take a place in my Undead army." The magi then ask "But why did you attack the HMLP instead of asking Marelt Ekiran for a few souls, im sure he would have willingly given them to you." Xtreme pauses and thinks for a minute "Well, i could have asked. I Supposed i wasnt thinking right, im kinda dead here, so my brain isnt exactly intact. And when i was alive, i was a barbarian. Yuou know their mottos, Attack first and ask questions later" The Magi seem to accept this answer, but then they ask "BUt why did you seat yourself on marelts throne, the ultimate act of betrayal and sacrilage?" Xtreme replys quickly "I Simply wanted to feel what luxurys Marelt enjoys in his time down here, to see all the souls writhe in pain and scream futily, from marelts view" The Magi seem to accept this answer and turn to walk away, as xtreme leaves the HMLP. "WAIT!" Xtreme hollers out at the magi. The Magi turn around with a puzzled expression on their face. "Give marelt my formal apologies when you see him" The Magi nod and walk away, so does Xtreme.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 26, 2003 02:03 PM |
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This is getting realy weird, I'm going to the library again.
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Spaek the Titan
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted June 26, 2003 02:12 PM |
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"appears in the main Temple hall"
what is this? ...the Temple full of rod worshipers? ...i wonder what the Goddesses have to say about this...
"starts wandering around trying to find any sign of true worshipers"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 26, 2003 05:29 PM |
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<Peacemaker continues to dangle...>
I think Romey's gone passive-aggressive on me.
!@?$%!!!
<Peace feels the bottom of her gown beginning to slip free from the bindings around her ankles, and recalls that since she gave underwear up for lent, she isn't wearing any...>
Yikes. Well this is a fine state of affairs. At this rate I'll never pass probation...
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 26, 2003 06:40 PM |
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Need... sleep...
*Opens a book on Astro-Phisics*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
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Spaek the Titan
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 26, 2003 08:18 PM |
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Meanwhile, back at the Temple
<Our hero's feelings of ecstasy are ripped from him the second he hears the roar of the accursed bear.>
"Oh-oh...oh...right there...yeah...that's the spot..."
"Wha-wha?"
<He groans, but this time--he refuses to back down.>
"You overgrown shag carpet. Who the f*** do you think you are to interrupt me? ME!! You want a piece of me?!!!? COME ON!!"
<Snowy laughs...rears up...and rakes his claws against our hero's armor. Red and blue sparks shoot from the area where the claws strike. The armor, however, is undamaged. Our hero silently praises MightyMage for the craftsmanship of this suit.>
"SURPRISE!!!"
<Our hero rears back and dots Snowy squarely in the nose, causing it to bleed. The bear roars in anger.>
"Did I ever tell you that my old man has your mother lying in front of his fire place?"
<Our hero follows up his lead hand with a right cross that breaks one of the bear's largest canines. The bear roars in disapproval. A flurry of punches follow that land hard against the bear's head. Left...right...uppercut...hook...left...right...flying elbow smash. Our hero is starting to tire and the bear...though bloodied with an eye swollen shut...still hasn't fallen>
"Tell me...tell me."
"What"
<Punch>
"Does"
<Slug>
"It"
<kick to the left forepaw>
"Take"
<Another kick to the left forepaw>
"To"
<Eye gouge to the already closed eye>
"Put"
<Spinning back hand against the jaw of the bear that causes its head to snap...spewing bloodstreaked saliva>
"You"
<Vicious double hammer fist to the top of the bear's cranium>
"Down"
<Our hero grabs his sockful of quarters, not realizing that it is much lighter than it used to be<<Thanx Peace>>> He swings with all of his might to force the bear's head back the other way...nothing. Our hero suddenly feels the exhaustion...his adrenalin starting to wear off.
"Gasp! Breathe you sonofasnow...breathe!"
<He rests his hands on his knees...trying to get rid of the ache in his arms and shoulders. The bear starts to laugh. With a mouthful of blood, he speaks>
"You didn't read your fortune cookie, punk. And it says...you forgot your helmet!"
<With that, Snowy rears up again...rears back one of his massive paws...and strikes our hero across the face...hitting his sweet spot...and causes him to spin into a 360. Our hero falls harder than Glass Joe.>
"I've been waiting for this moment for a long time, punk. You can run...but you can't hide!"
<Snowy pauses for a second...sniffing>
"Whazzat?"
<Evidently, Marelt didn't specify the species of this love concoction. He shakes his head...battered and bruised...his demeanor suddenly changes.>
"You're looking pretty cute in them greaves, Gootch! Why don't you just roll over and let daddy take care of the rest?"
<Our hero...having been knocked senseless...doesn't reply>
"Wanna play hard to get, are ya? Well, let me help you."
<He nuzzles our hero onto his stomach and...deciedes he must offer a gift first. The bear ambles away...in search of some penguins.>
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 26, 2003 09:41 PM |
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Saruman looks at his surroundings: Peacemaker with her dress over her face with no underwear on, the Gootch fighting Snowy, Lith going mad trying to put some order into things, LT asleep in the library....
"Marelt? Marelt!?! Damn, I lost the connection,"
Saruman then notices the pesky fairies heading towards Peacemaker's exposed body
*Eyes glow crimson*
"YOU!! That's enough! The line must be drawn HERE!!"
Bright coloured lightning blasts out of Saruman's fingers, frying all the fairies
"Sorry Marelt, but your little creatures were taking things a bit too far,"
"What a mess! Peacemaker, concentrate really hard."
Peacemaker does as instructed, and her dress becomes rigid where it should be.
"Good. I'll be back tonight. I expect an answer!"
Saruman disappears.....
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 26, 2003 10:59 PM |
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 26, 2003 11:42 PM |
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*Still asleep*
"Mmmpgh, mmmmm, eme! *Snort* Giggle"
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Spaek the Titan
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 26, 2003 11:58 PM |
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Back in the hideout, somewhere in the void.
Phew, I got my problems with the HMLP sorted out, so I just restored the connection to the void. I'll have 2xtreme's hide some other time.
Shrugs at Sarumans apology concerning the fearies.
Those fearies were not mine in the first place, so I don't mind if you blast a couple of them. In fact, I think that they are minions of the goddesses, used for more advanced suppresion of the poor mortals.
Marelt Ekiran takes out some popcorn.
Sit down and have some popcorn, while waiting for tonight. I'm sure that you are eagerly awaiting that moment. And if you want to, I can easily make some more pheromones.
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Perception is everything.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted June 27, 2003 12:14 AM |
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"stops wondering...
...as he sees Gootch and Snowy with a eerie phrase above them"
wtf?
"bursts in laughter"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 27, 2003 08:16 PM |
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Returns, and sees that Peacemaker is sound asleep
"Well, I tried. Marelt? Save some popcorn for me,"
Saruman vanishes
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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lORdtITAn
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 27, 2003 09:10 PM |
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*Wakes up*
Wha? Where am I? And why is the little girrrrllllllyyyy tied up toooo thaAaaaaAAat treeeeee?!?!?! And where'd that little ol' men go?
P.S.: My names messed because I wanted to see if it worked.
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Spaek the Titan
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 28, 2003 02:35 AM |
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It didn't work.
*Using his knoledge of trans-dimensional teleporting, Mighty Mage ports to the void to see what Marelt is up to.*
Hey Marelt, Oh Saurman, didn't see ya there. Hows is going guys?
Oooh Popcorn.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 28, 2003 03:42 AM |
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Hands MightyMage a bag
Here, have some. I've got a whole storage in the back room, so we won't run out of it for the next few years.
As for your question of what we are doing here, we are trying to undermine the authority of the goddesses. The latest actions speak for themselves. They have been breaking up a couple in love my sending a giant polar bear to eat one and tie the other to a tree.
With a little effort from us to disrupt the order, it won't take long before their power will crumble. Finally the people of the earth will be able to enjoy the pleasures of life without having to beg the goddesses for it. Unfortunately, I am so thouroughly hated by the people in the temple because I spoke up aloud against the oppression. Saruman, who is very skilled in teleportation, has been making quick visits to convey the general idea and try and save a few victims from their clutches.
I hope you see the noble intends of our efforts. We are only trying to free the people from oppression, nothing else.
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Perception is everything.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 28, 2003 11:25 AM |
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Calmly walks over to the worshippers of the rod (Marelt,2x and Mighty Mage) and gives them the prettiest, kindest smile imaginable. Then she grabs them by their collars and drags them to the outer limits of the Temple, where she throws them towards the temple of the rod worshippers.
And don't come back traitors. Our followers and we live here in peace and harmony and we don't need no Rodders spoiling the mood here.
*Men..always looking for problems where there aren't any..BAh*
I'm really dissapointed in Mighty Mage..I'm gonna have to have a talk with my good friend Conn about his treason.
walks into the secret garden where Peace is stubbornly not cooperating with the training
This saddens me a great deal Peace.. I thought you wanted to gain control over your powers but it seems you're just not willing to do some work. So I'll just get you down from there and ask you to go on a spiritual quest of your own.
If you need any help and aren't too proud to ask for it, I'll be here 
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2Xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 28, 2003 12:38 PM |
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*2x is conquering foolish peasent towns, harvesting their souls for his undead army until a womans hand appears out of thin air, and pulls him backwards into a place with mightymage and Marelt_Ekiran* "Hey guys, hows it going....how did we get here....." *2x looks around and sees a large statue of a rod* "Umm...i think ill be leaving now."
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 28, 2003 10:34 PM |
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(Sorry, this may be a bit off-topic, but I think you are misreading here. In almost every post, I say specificly that I am in a hideout in the Void and NOT in the temple. So I will disregard that last comment, because I cannot be thrown out of somewhere, where I wasn't in the first place.)
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Perception is everything.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 29, 2003 12:17 AM |
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(offtopic) I think you misunderstood me. The thread is called Temple of worship ..not the Void where Marelt resides 
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