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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 24, 2003 04:50 PM |
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Ehhhhhh, sorry bout that. I overreact somtimes. Oh well. I have better things to do right now than hang around the love birds. Besides, Gootch looks like he's ready to kill me.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 24, 2003 06:08 PM |
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(... and KNEES?!?!?!)
*Now wait a minute... just who is taming whom around here, anyway?!?!?!*
<Peace gazes into her hands at the roses, dumbstruck..., then looks to the poem, doubly dumbstruck...scrambles to her feet as the Gootch struts out the Temple doors -- she then looks toward Mighty Mage, and finally glances at Romey -->
"I --- I ---"
<She first turns white as a sheet; her once cast-iron-snow exterior, which she fashioned specifically for the Gootch, then melting uncontrollably into a puddle of pink protoplasm in her flushing cheeks.
<Peacemaker faints dead away into a heap on the floor with a loud thump.>
<The faeries once again giggle irritatingly, pretending to faint upon one another.>
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 24, 2003 06:16 PM |
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*Slaps Peacemaker back to consciousness*
What was that all about?? Is this another og the Gootch's illusive tricks or is it for real?
Ah..just great.. A godess who can't control her powers and now also she transforms to a puddle of jelly.
*Grabs Peace and drags her outside to the garden*
Ok..you're gonna go and talk to the Gootch and after that I want you back here for your training before you turn into "godess-knows-what"
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 24, 2003 06:57 PM |
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<Peace's eyes roll around randomly, her head flopping about. Still dazed from the unexpected onslaught of the Gootches overtures, Peace tries desperately to come to her senses and speak.>
"Aaarhglogolablahberrothmyalogmoloo... Uhhhh..."
<The faeries flutter about Peace's head like imaginary birds in a cartoon, imitating her blather. Peace's eyes manage to find Romey's fist clutching a bunch of white Chiffon at her throat, still shaking Peace gently, then her gaze wanders up to Romey's face, only inches from her own.>
"...Mommy???"
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 24, 2003 07:23 PM |
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Facinating. I believe it is time I took matters into my own hands.
Sigh
However, there is procedure to be followed...
Materializes beside Romana and Peacemaker
With your permission, I intend to take the one called Peacemaker to a sort of Training Ground for mortals who have become divine powers. I have helped people such as Death's grandaughter and Time's son to find their ways.
Here are the registration forms. I will need them back by tommorow. Believe me, she's more likely to survive if I instruct her that if she tries to survive without control for long.
With that, Saruman disapears again
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 25, 2003 05:00 AM |
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*Watching through one of the temple's windows at this, Mighty Mage wonders weather he should go out and offer comfort and help or has he done enough already. Maybe he should go hit on Djive. WAIT, what was that last one? Save that for a little later. Pack frog proof armour. Go see Romana and Peace. NOW. AVOID GOOTCH OR DIE.*
Heh heh heh, hey Romy, Hiya Peace. You two alright? Should I find a spell or potion or somthing? I just wanna help for once...I think. Uh-oh, gotta hide. *bad guy music (dum dum duuuuuuummmm)*
I'll be back...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 25, 2003 06:09 AM |
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<Peace continues to try desperately to come around and begins shaking her head violently.>
"Whah -- No -- "
<She finally snaps out of it and comes too, realizing to her horror what just happened. Peacemaker gently extricates herself from Romey's gentle clutches and scrambles to her feet, shaking her head briefly, then straightening her gown and clearing her throat.>
"Yeah -- I'm fine I'm fine." <Takes a deep breath>
<Realizing what just happened, she thinks to herself... "Damn, how embarassing... Alright so I swooned, publically, in front of everybody. I'll just have to live with it...">
"Okay, thanks, thanks, you guys, really. I'm okay. Just.... Let me go take care of this..."
<Peace takes another deep breath, straightens her gown once again, defiantly tosses her hair back over her squared shoulders, and begins marching bravely around toward the front porch of the Temple.
As she approaches the corner, her gate becomes less strident, more uncertain.. she slows and peers around the corner, spying the object of her unspoken desires...the recurring image of the Gootch's face and lips so close to hers, his hand cupped under her chin, the feel of his strong, warm fingers on her cheeks, gently but firmly turning her head this way, then that, turning the rest of her to a puddle of mush...
Peacemaker's eyes drift half-closed from the grip of this trance, as she feels her senses slipping away once again....
Once again, Peace shakes the the grip of this image from her head. She takes another deep breath and tries to collect herself... She darts from behind the corner and, with as much of a menace to her stride as she can muster, stomps up to this figure, trying desperately not to let the allure of his image distract her and dissolve her paper-thin veneer of self-confidence...>
"Now look, Gootch, I'm a Goddess now and all, and ---"
<Just then, the Faeries dart from around the corner behind her and flit straight to the Gootch. They begin tugging here, untying there, unbuckling another place, and the Gootch's clothing begins to slip. One inzips his trousers and two more dive inside, all giggling hysterically. A tiny chipmunk voice cries out from inside his pants --
"Ride 'em cowboy!!!!!"
-- and even more hysterical miniature giggling erupts from the wiggling in his jeans.
Recollecting that Romey had said the Faeries were there to manifest Peacemaker's unfulled wishes, she chokes mid-sentence and slaps both hands to her mouth to suppress a spontaneous guffah of complete embarassment.>
"OMIGOD!!!"
All semblance of her self confidence flies straight out the window. She briefly gazes down irresistably at the party taking place in his pants, then abruptly slaps her hand up over her eyes as she did her mouth, still unable to resist one or two peeks, as she stands utterly mortified before the Gootch, who is now trying hard not to look like one who just walked into a spiderweb only he could see.
In an unthinking panic, she steps toward him and begins desperately trying to swat the Faeries away like pesky bees, flicking and picking uncertainly at the clothing covering the Gootch's more sensitive areas -->
"Oh -- I'm -- so SHOO!! -- sorry -- SHOO!! SHOO!! Get out of there!!" SHOOOO!!!!
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 25, 2003 11:53 AM |
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*hears the ruckuss from outside and decides to go take a look*
WTH???
Peacemaker!! Get a grip will ya!
Stomping over to The Gooch and then she puts her hand just an inch infront of him speaking the words of power:
"Egonebay aeriesfay ofyay infuriatingyay annoyingnessyay!"
The Faeries have a shocked look upon their face before plopping into nothingness again, leaving the Gootch with a dumb smirk on his face. Giving The Gootch a disgusted look and dragging a mushy Peacemaker away from the scene into the secret garden
Listen..this has gone far enough. Have some dignity girl!
Peacemaker nods , her expression blank with a hint of a dumb grin on her face. Romana shakes her head and then shakes Peacemaker around some more
Here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna snap out of it and then we will begin training. You won't be allowed to go outside of this garden until you learn how to control your powers.
Suddenly Romana feels someone watching them. Looking in the distance she spots The Gootch's head while he's peering over the wall
OH the brutality.
summons Snowy, who immediatly leaps to the Gootch even more excited than usual
*Hmm...I'm beginning to suspect Gootchieboy cast some sort of lovespell...I'm sure he'll be happy with Snowy then for the time being*
While in the distance sounds of an excited Polar bear and a horrified Gootch can be heard the training begins
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 25, 2003 01:45 PM |
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Saruman
You are a coward, alway running away to your dark hidout and waiting to say something. If Istari are invicible, why don't you just stay here?
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Spaek the Titan
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 25, 2003 06:39 PM |
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extensive training begins..
Romana ties Peacemaker upside-down to one of the trees, then places a bucket at the height of her feet and two buckets filled with water at the height of her hands. Peacemaker watches in confusement as Romana hands her 2 small cups
Oke, this is what you're gonna do. See these cups? The object is to scoop all the water from the buckets into the bucket that is hanging between your feet without spilling any water of course. When the bucket at your feet is full you gimme me a yell and I will empty it so you can continue.
In the mean time I be sitting in the steambaths at the Tempus before that darned elf screws everyone to death.
One word of advice to the children watching at home:
Do not leave a corkscrew unguarded when elves are around!!
What you waiting for Peace? Get started NOW!!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 25, 2003 08:50 PM |
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*Mighty Mage calls Drake who was perched on a hill in the distance.*
Come on boy, let's go home. We have work to do and They don't need us here right now.
*with that Drake spreads his great wings and takes off with his usual roar and breath of fire.*
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 25, 2003 08:55 PM |
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<Left dangling upside down from the tree, Peace watches with growing panic as everyone walks away...>
"MightyMage? Drake???....Saruman????
--ROMEY?!?!?!?"
<looks through the blood that has rushed into her eyes and face at the cups in her hands>
<whimpers>
"---Anybody????"
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 25, 2003 08:58 PM |
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Bye Peace. Good luck. *Mighty Mage calls out in the distance.*See ya everyone. I'll return soon.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 25, 2003 09:02 PM |
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luckily out of precaution ,Romana set up a "programm" in the case that Peacemaker refuses to train. A huge robotic Behemoth walk towards Peacemaker and starts breathing on her. In a mechanical voice it says : Train or suffer the concequences
Hihi..just for your information.. The behemoth won't really hurt her 
No Peacemakers were hurt during the make of this roleplay
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 25, 2003 10:09 PM |
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It's the middle of the night, so no one saw Saruman sneak in...
He carefully turns off the behemoth, and steps up to Peacemaker.
"Are you enjoying this?" he asks
Peacemaker is too stunned and bewildered to speak her answer
"I tried to tell them, they wouldn't listen. I proposed to train you myself, but they took no notice. Now, I'll be back tomorrow night, and I expect you to tell me which you would prefer: Romana's crude, subtle methods that are requiring you to do too much too soon, or my training methods, that ease you into the divine power that seems to be overwhelming you. It's your choice alone."
With that, Saruman steps back into the shadows, and the robot misteriously turns back on....
À suivre......
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 25, 2003 11:04 PM |
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Srew all the training, I can never remember anything, because all I can hear when I'm board is "Quak Quak Quak..."
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Spaek the Titan
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 26, 2003 12:27 AM |
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Marelt Ekiran notices that the magic gateway to his hideout in the void is flashing. He turns around to face the person who just entered.
Back already, Saruman?
Saruman nods without saying anything. Marelt Ekiran reads his mind just as easily, though.
I see. So the goddesses are trying to extend their influence on the mortal souls by educating them in love. I knew they were capable of things like that. It is a noble deed of you to try and free that poor girl from their clutches. Everyone has the right to their own love, without goddesses interfering, restricting and attacking innocent victims of the feeling of love.
Marelt Ekiran stands up and flows towards a collection of bottles and a large cauldron, which is directly connected to the gateways of the void to the earth and other places. He starts stirring various liquids together and heats everything until it turns to vapours.
Love they want, love they get. This must be the most potent cloud of pheromones ever. As a spirit, I am immume to the effects, but you better take an antidote. You will have to keep a hold of your senses.
Marelt Ekiran hands Saruman a beaker with a potion, which he drinks quickly. The vague look that had just appeared in his eyes fades again.
Now continue with what you were doing. You will find that everything will change slightly with this.
The vapour in the cauldron flows to the temple and expands, so that the entire temple and all the surrounding lands are covered.
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Perception is everything.
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2xtremetotake
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 26, 2003 12:33 AM |
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*Meanwhile, while Marelt Ekiran is preoccupied, Xtreme sneaks his legion of undead armies into the depths of the HMLP, conquering it and raising the dead to rebel and fight against the torturers and demons of the HMLP. His legions of undead quickly slay the pit fiends and pit lords of the HMLP. Xtreme dusts off Marelts throne, and seats himself down on it, picking up the crown and placing it on his head, when he does this, a sort of eerie lightning flashes in the background.*
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 26, 2003 02:10 AM |
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Ok ..I hate to break up the party..but as you see ..the name of the thread is : Temple of worship
Meaning any sceming against the godessess in this thread is pure idiocy because ..well duhhh..we're right here!!
So all those scemes you made we're all taken care of the minute you spoke about it in here.. What fools!!
About Peacemakers training..Haven't any of you ever watched the great Kung-fu movies???
That's how the training goes!! It's for her own good.
But since you pathetic little rod worshippers(..hmm..little..lol) don't care about us you wouldn't mind if Peacemaker failed at all. I'm not planning to drive a wedge between her and Gootch either but right now she needs to control her powers before ...the *PH's come again.
*: unspeakable horrors flying through the sky
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted June 26, 2003 02:15 AM |
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"teleports in the temple...
...on one of the trees in the secret garden, undetected he watches Peacemaker"
...so, the godling is learning to control her powers... good, maybe now she won't blow this place up ...we just rebuilt it anyway... plus, I may have some use for her...
"as the pink monstrosities appea, he fades out of this plane and back in the Tempus"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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