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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 17, 2003 11:14 PM |
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*Flips through pages*
It says here that the way you worship MightyMage is to put oinion ringes up your nose.
*makes a confused look*
What?
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Spaek the Titan
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 18, 2003 01:22 AM |
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Thats right. Do you have a problem with my insanity? DO AS THE ALMIGHTY BOOKLET COMMANDS.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Alucard
Tavern Dweller
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posted June 18, 2003 01:43 AM |
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If anyone here has a cracked heroes2.exe file(only the little program running thingie) then plees mail it to me at alucard_harbinger@hotmail.com
EDIT:
you asked for a crack.. .this is a direct CoC breach... the first time, I just deleted the thread... L.M.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 18, 2003 03:28 PM |
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Good job Lith, these noobs need to be taught a lesson.
*Keeps flipping through the pages*
"It says here "All who not beith insane will betithith smashedith beond beliffif"
*Puts book back*
"I think I need a drink"
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Spaek the Titan
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 18, 2003 04:01 PM |
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* Turns the Book two pages over for LT*
There, read it.
*In bold letters, the page states "You NOW Need A Drink"
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 18, 2003 10:44 PM |
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Quote:
Good job Lith, these noobs need to be taught a lesson.
*Keeps flipping through the pages*
"It says here "All who not beith insane will betithith smashedith beond beliffif"
*Puts book back*
"I think I need a drink"
The way you're typing, I wouldn't give you another drop. You can't even walk straight.
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Go Red Sox!
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 19, 2003 02:10 AM |
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Our hero has decided to take his time with this long, arduous walk
<Our hero seems to be lost in thought at the moment...wait a sec...was that a typo? <<Narrator quickly checks the script>> Nope...it definitely isn't a typo. Our hero is lost in thought at the moment.>
"Gootch...you sure you know what you're doing?"
"Of course I don't," he replies.
"Why do you keep coming back to that infernal place? Are you some sort of MASOCHIST?"
"Noooo...it's not that."
"Then, what is it?"
"This bugs me. This really bugs me. I hate'em at times. I really do. These...celestials. God...they get under my skin so quick. I mean, haven't we as men doted upon them enough? Don't they get enough without having to erect this stupid temple?
<Giggle>
"I said 'erect'."
"C'mon man, you know that women are sponges for attention...they can't get enough of it. And what about you?"
"What about me?"
"By showing your face there...aren't you practically begging for them to pay attention to you?"
"What? That's a load of crap. I'm on a crusade here."
"Oh really. What's in the bag again?"
"Screw you. What do you know anyway?"
"Um...I'm you, you dumb-a_ss."
"Oh, right. what was the question again?"
"By continuing to go there, aren't you begging these 3...wait...these 4 to pay some attention to you? Even if it is negative?"
"WTF?!!? Are you some sort of friggin psychotherapist now? Get out of my head!"
"You can't see the big picture. That's what I'm here for. Oh...on a sidenote, that voice you heard before...I just got word that you're now on standby."
<Our hero stops dead in his tracks>
"Izzat so? How many times am I going to be jerked around? Well, if that's the case...I ain't going through with this."
"The hell you aren't. You're a man, right?"
"Yer damn right I am...what's your point?"
"You decided on a course of action. Being a man--right or wrong--once you decide to do something you stick to your guns. So, are you man--or mouse?"
"I can't believe I'm daring myself to do something I was doing in the first place. Where the hell are you coming from anyway?"
"I'm your conscience."
"Bah, I killed my conscience the day...you know the day."
"Now you're starting to irritate me. It's always been one excuse after another, hasn't it? Grow the 'f' up, man. How long are you going to live in the past? It's over...what's done is done. What you can do now is something different. Whoever told you that you must be held hostage by past events was flat out wrong. Look at you. You're pathetic."
"And you're starting to sound like my mother. No wonder why I buried you."
"For the not the first time in your life, you have an opportunity to do the right thing. What's the matter? Feels strange to you? Can't handle it? You turning into a non-hacker on me?"
"You know what. I'm gonna do this just to shut you up. And, to make sure I don't have to listen to you anymore...I'm gonna run. What do you think about them apples?"
<Audible silence>
<Soooo, our intrepid hero takes off on a dead sprint... curiously wondering if he's running to something...or away.>
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 19, 2003 02:17 AM |
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Retreats out of Gootch's thoughts with a satisfied grin on her face
That conscience game is just SOO much FUN!!
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 19, 2003 03:31 AM |
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Gootch? Are you there? Romana you forgot to turn him back on.
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Go Red Sox!
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 19, 2003 04:49 PM |
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<The unsuspecting Peacemaker emerges from behind the white flowing curtain of her ready room, rubbing the last remnants of sleep from her eyes, then reaches up into a deliciously long, lazy stretch...>
"Mmmmmm.... Morning Romey...." Is that Hazelnut coffee I smell??? It's wonderful!"
<As her arms drop, half a dozen tiny white winged creatures flit from the tips of her fingers, then begin fluttering about her, playfully pulling and tugging her black curls and gown>
"Hey whatda -- where did you guys come from??? I thought I only dreamt of you last night!"
<The little faeries flirt and flit, teasing Peacemaker, giggling and tickling, until she and they erupt into a nauseating gigglefest>
"Hey, HA HA ! Cut that out!!!"
<Peacmaker, being terribly ticklish, begins to laugh more and more uncontrollably as they tickle her all over -- she loses her breath for the laughter>
"Hey -- ho -- stop it !! STOP!! --- NO -- NO -- HAAAA HAAA HAA HAAA - NO NO ----- AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA -- ROMEY -- HELLLP!!!!!"
<She falls to the floor writhing uncontrollably with tears of laughter rolling down her cheeks, then finally loses her temper>
"******STOP!!!*******"
<The faeries are relentless. They must be spoken to in their own language. Romey turns and quickly barks:>
"Astrackar Aalabath, Branchweiger unt Brat!!!!"
<The faeries dutifully flit up and away, leaving Peacemaker sprinkled with fairydust and lying in a heap of white chiffon on the floor, then flutter gently to the vine of white roses grown up the Temple column to rest on the blossoms, becoming nearly invisible>
"Wow," Peacemaker pants. "Thanks Romey. You know, <pant> this Goddess thing is <pant> really cool. It's kinda unpredictable though... I need some lessons in clutch-and-break here, <finally gets a deeper breath> so's I can get a little more control over it..."
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 19, 2003 05:54 PM |
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Edited By: Romana on 19 Jun 2003
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ACk
You see them???
Oh now you're in BIG trouble!!
This is only the first symptom of many to follow.
See these faeries are part of the powers you are about to develop..but it seems you indeed have no control over them.
*watches as a faerie spits in Peace's hair*
eww..well atleast they haven't done that *other thing* yet....
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Lord_Batzan
Tavern Dweller
Evil thief of Darkside family
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posted June 19, 2003 07:08 PM |
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Meep it seems like the thief is interested...
Oooh with this i could be rich!Rich i say!Bwuahahahaahha!!But the heck these are...Pants?!Oooh i would be rich if i would get many of these!
Hmm but what is this?*Tastes some of the holy water*Aah wine!But when did wine look like water...Hmm...I would be rich with a wine that looks like water!Bwuaahahahahaa!!*Steals the holy water of the temple*
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Try to give them some wisdom,they give you a sword.Try to give them a sword,they give you a war.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 19, 2003 08:58 PM |
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*Mighty Mage, (after countless times of dealing with Silx) sences a theif present. I doing so, he teleports quickly to the temple...or so he thought. Looking around he realizes this is not the temple but a store of some kind, wait a sec...this is his store, and there's Silx behind the counter.*
OK Silx, break time. You're coming with me. You helped create this problem...now your gonna fix it. And if you don't, you won't get your paycheck.
*Silx, with mind enough only to sence the loss of money decides to come along*
Lith, I heading over to the temple. Watch the store for a while will you?
*In a hurry Mighty Mage and Silx (reluctently) teleport away.*
*Arriving at the Temple Mighty Mage sees he thief running off in the distance. Silx laughs at this.*
HEY...You STOP! HEY, COME BACK HER WITH THAT.
*Silx is now doubling over laughing at this poor attempt to stop the thief. Mighty Mage desides the only way to stop him now will involve a blast. Pulling out his trusty Orb of the Elements Staff, Mighty Mage sends out a ripping blast hitting the thief dead in his @ss.*
Silx: Nice hit Robin Hood.
*noticing Silx's obvious sarcasm Mighty Mage replies.*
I wasn't trying to take him out. I hit him with an R.O.S.M. Tracer. The Supreme Magi will be on him in seconds.
*Hearing this, Silx stores it in his memory bank for future use.*
Now that that's all taken care of, you can head back to work.
*Sees The Gootch running while yelling at himself.*
Orrrr maybe not. I may still need your help.
Hey Romana, how is everything? By the way, you girls don't worry about the water. It's "taken care of".
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 19, 2003 10:00 PM |
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well well well...if it isn't the shopkeeper Mighty mage delivering our nemesis goods...
I have to tell you Mighty Mage..i aint happy with this..
Not happy at all.
BUT since you helped us out here again I'm prepared to let it slide..besides..i'm just too curious what that Gootchieboy is up to next
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 19, 2003 10:09 PM |
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A Spy Plane Flies over the Temple....
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 20, 2003 03:08 AM |
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A lightning bolt is seen fly towards, through, and into the spy plane, therefor blowing up.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 20, 2003 05:38 PM |
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EEEEEWWWWWW!!!
<Peace wipes the sputum from her curls with a tissue>
So what do I do about this anyway Romey???
I see Saruman is back to his old tricks...
We shall treat him as the Prodigal Son. If he ever comes back we'll show him the party of his life....
Or maybe the Prodigal Son is really.... dare I say...
<Peace's trite and predictable soliloquy is rudely interrupted as she realizes two giggling faeries have just untied the bow at the back of her gown holding it up. It begins to slip to the floor>
HEEEYYYYY Cut that out!!! <She tries futilly to bat them away>
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted June 20, 2003 06:10 PM |
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"'ports in the Temple"
hehehe... the new Godess has trouble with her powers... oh well, she will eventually pull herself together... i hope...
"ports back to Conn's shop"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 20, 2003 06:45 PM |
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A book falls from the sky
It is called:
How to control Divine Powers for Dummies
(Written and Published by Jehova and Associates, ©5000 B.C.)
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted June 20, 2003 07:02 PM |
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Damnit Mighty!I demand xtra bonuses for this!So what if I sold that guy his equipment!I was serving u while I did it!
maybe u could give me a new magic double?the 1st one proved to be a great sniper such as yourself!
he accidentaly shot me!
fortunately I was wearing mah leather and didn't get hurt much,however I got so pissed that I stick a dagger in his throat
now I've been working alone for a while
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