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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 14, 2003 05:26 PM |
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All ah was sayin' is thet varmints sh'd take corntrol in their own han's an' not let th' goddesses does it fo' them, dawgone it.
This hyar has absolutely nothin' t'do wif th' fack thet they is female o' th' opposite sex. A tyrant was origeenally jest th' definishun of a varmint wif absolute powers.
Only later, th' wo'd got a mo'e negative soun' t'it. Varmintally, ah was reckonin' of a combinashun between th' old an' noo meanin'. Th' godesses deman' wo'ship an' no challenge t'their rule.
Not t'menshun th' virgin sacrifices. In o'der t'enfo'ce their rule, they zap varmints into toads, lock them into dungeons an' thrett up t'take away th' pleasures thet yo' does not even haf a right t'in th' fust place.
All ah was doin' was tryin' t'he'p th' varmints in findin' their own pleasures an' make them capable of lookin' af'er themselves. ah reckon thet this hyar is their right an' no godess sh'd interfere in it.
An' look whut happens! Varmints kick me, call me th' devil an' thrett up me wif sevahe physical violence. All t'let th' godesses keep their powers at all cost. Thet'd fit in mah unnerstan'in' of a tyranny. ah's now a-gonna step on mighty skimpy ice an' drag th' earlier argoomnt wif it. Men haf been in power fo' so long on account o' they were physically stronger when mankind fust started t'use th' "leader an' follerer" system, dawgone it.
Once they had power, th' men did not give it up, which is whuffo' histo'y, an' even today, politics an' wo'ld affairs haf allus been dominated by males. Mah honess opinion is thet females o' th' opposite sex is not a hair better than males an' will use th' same methods of oppreshun eff'n they'd evah git into a posishun of absolute power. Eff'n females o' th' opposite sex were th' dominant fo'ce on this hyar earth, males'd be suppressed jest as badly.
Tharfo'e, mah stan'point remains. Down wif th' temple! Th' varmints on earth need t'decide fo' themselves an' not allus be corntent wif th' scraps thet th' higher powers drop fum th' table.
P.S. How were yo' plannin' t'shoot a spirit wif a han'gun?
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BUAHHA..I kinda changed Marelt into a redneck 
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 14, 2003 09:28 PM |
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What in the world is happening here?
I strongly suggest dropping the subject of Marelt!
It's slowing everything down here!
I think I need to get another appointment in the Asylum. This place is getting as bad as the world!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 14, 2003 10:59 PM |
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BUAHHA..I kinda changed Marelt into a redneck 0
LMAO! Oh great Goddess of humor! I am not worthy!
Marelt_Ekiran respelled says Eat Mr_rankiel. That means Marelt is trying to make us eat each other with subliminal messages. DEVIL! DEVIL! DEVIL!
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Go Red Sox!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 15, 2003 03:11 AM |
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Ha Ha Ha. Marelt, your devilish powers spread now to the temple. Look how powerful (snicker) you have become.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 15, 2003 11:25 AM |
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Oke..since we're "dropping-the subject-on-Marelt"-ing, let's see what we can do with Saruman
*evil grin*
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Whut in de wo'ld be happenin' here?
I strongly suggest droppin' de subject uh Marelt! Right on! It's slowin' everydin' waaay down here! Right on!
I dink ah' need t'get anoda' appointment in de Asylum. WORD!
Dis place be gettin' as baaaad as de wo'ld! Right on!
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I duzn't wanna dig some life, dig dis: I'm livin' dree already. Slap mah fro!
hehe *slaps Sarumans fro*
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 15, 2003 06:29 PM |
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I already said I would leave, I just finished packing my suitcases. Are you coming, Saruman? We should start our rebellion against the oppression elsewhere.
*Flows out of the temple with two suitcases in his hands and follows the road to the deep forests and the high mountains, while singing:*
Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise
We'll change henceforth the old tradition
And spurn the dust to win the prize.
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale unites the human race.
No more deluded by reaction
On tyrants only we'll make war
The soldiers too will take strike action
They'll break ranks and fight no more
And if those cannibals keep trying
To sacrifice us to their pride
They soon shall hear the bullets flying
We'll shoot the generals on our own side.
No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Our own right hand the chains must shiver
Chains of hatred, greed and fear
E'er the thieves will out with their booty
And give to all a happier lot.
Each at the forge must do their duty
And we'll strike while the iron is hot.
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Perception is everything.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted June 15, 2003 09:48 PM |
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tigerangelz
Known Hero
Angelic Tigress
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posted June 15, 2003 09:54 PM |
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted June 15, 2003 10:05 PM |
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Arn't Marlet,mightymage,Lord Woock Gods?
Do even know what im talking about?
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted June 15, 2003 10:07 PM |
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Arn't Marlet,mightymage,Lord Woock Gods?
Do even know what im talking about?
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 16, 2003 12:05 AM |
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I'm coming Marelt. I'm not welcome here anymore.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 16, 2003 12:55 AM |
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You like chocolates eh? Well, thats odd I do too would you like some?
*Pulls out white semi-sweet chocolates*
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Spaek the Titan
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 16, 2003 01:33 AM |
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(I'm not here anymore, but I just had to make this comment)
That was not a poem. That was the Internationale, the song of the socialists.
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Perception is everything.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 16, 2003 05:47 AM |
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(I'm not here anymore, but I just had to make this comment)
That was not a poem. That was the Internationale, the song of the socialists.
Don't listen to anything. Look more closely.
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(I'm not here anymore, but I just had to make this comment)
That was not a poem. That was the Internationale, the song of the socialists.
The bold letters: aethatoerhec spells eat each other
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Go Red Sox!
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whinie_the_b...
Adventuring Hero
grrrrr!
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posted June 16, 2003 08:30 AM |
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"the eating"
shhh, I must not let this subconscious message get to me!
I wont be able to stop eating! mooo
oh no, a cow
moooooo
noo, I have to resist it *drooling*
oh I can`t stand it I can`t stand it!... *grabs the cow and eats it*
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 16, 2003 05:56 PM |
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LOL!!!!! Just LOL!!!
Saruman, she was just funnin ya dude. No need for you to leave too! You ARE loved here!
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 16, 2003 05:58 PM |
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socialists are believers too
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 17, 2003 04:16 PM |
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*Sits down in the library*
"What's this?"
*Pulls out a book titled "How to Spam"*
"I think this is MightyMage's"
*While running around shouts:*
"MiggghhhhtyyyyMaaaaageeee????? WHERE ARE YOU?!?"
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Spaek the Titan
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted June 17, 2003 04:45 PM |
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R u sure that's not Woockie's?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 17, 2003 05:12 PM |
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Yeah, that's Woock's book. It has only one word in it. SPAM. I think it's somwhere in the middle of all the senceless crap he's got stuck in there. My book is over there, "How to Better Worship Mighty Mage".
Take a look.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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