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MightyMage
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posted June 08, 2003 06:45 PM |
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Uh yeah Oldtimer,since when did I turn to the rod. If you turn the pages back a couple times, you'll notice I even helped fight GoLT and his possie of sYcO Titans till he turned to the light of the box. We are not rod gods but the HC gods of ummm, well somthing but definatly not the rod. I even placed disclamer at the bottom of my post in the F.O.G. thread.
Anyway, long time no see Peacemaker. Gootch probably ditched you. I hear he's going out with a lusty fire elmental now. No worries, he'll come back to you. Have fun sobbing.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Peacemaker
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Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 09, 2003 05:38 PM |
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(Comes out from behind the white flowing curtain rubbing her eyes)
Okay Marelt. No need to be mean about it. I mean GEEEZE. I just don't get why you keep hanging around the Temple if you dislike us so much.
Erase, M.E. fill in Whinie -- hey, Romey, is there something we can do for this poor used-to-be-human sod???
--Romey???
ROOOOMMMEEEEYYYY...????
Where HAS that goddess girl gotten to???
Alright, I'll take care of this..
Whinie I know just what you need. Why don't you accompany me back into my therapy ready room???
We'll have you all fixed up in no time...
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted June 09, 2003 08:00 PM |
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Oh Hi 
I been busy thinking about what our sister goddess Cat said about men being children.
There must be some way to put that to the test...
*runs off to the toystore*
Be right back!!
Oh and I think Whinie wanted to remain a behemoth for the time being..Can't blame him really 
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 09, 2003 08:27 PM |
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Lets see...what can I do for a behemoth????
(What IS a behemoth, anyways??? I'm not from these parts... Hmmmm)
Let's have a look, shall we??? What parts does a behemoth have??? And how do they work???
Let's try THIS....
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted June 09, 2003 08:32 PM |
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Uhmm..*gives Peace a confused look*
A behemoth looks like Whinie's avatar?
You know..a huge cuddly Bear kinda thing with huge claws and short legs. Very hairy..and oh yeah ..their breath aint very..nice..either.
*looks at whinie*
Are u sure you don't want to be changed in a hunk or something? (no not HULK  )
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 09, 2003 09:03 PM |
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(reviews the avatar)
-----YIKES -- I mean -- uh, well well Whinie...What nice big... teeth... you have...???
<GULP>
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LordTitan
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Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 09, 2003 11:55 PM |
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In my expirience, behimi's have lots of problems, such as anger management.
It would be wise to be in two seperate roome conecterd by phones, behimis aren't nice whin they get angry, t and they sweat, and belive me that realy, realy stinks.
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Spaek the Titan
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Romana
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Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 10, 2003 12:01 AM |
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WTF is a Behimi??? is that somekinda Bikini???
Anyways. Behemoths make excellent pets. They guard your house and they eat your garbage and they make for great couches. And if you spray enough deodorant or wash them frequently the smell aint so bad.
And there's a secret too but I aint gonna tell that one hehe
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LordTitan
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posted June 10, 2003 12:11 AM |
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A behimi is a Behemoth, I just like calling them that.
And There's another secret, give them lots of atention, they're like dogs, and shaving down those claws won't hurt him. But remember, always over-feed him.
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Cat
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Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted June 10, 2003 01:33 PM |
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C'mon Romy even you have to admit they have terribly bad breath and lackluster conversation. And they bite.
Hmmm... let's buy one for the gootch...
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Romana
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Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 10, 2003 02:32 PM |
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Hey that's a terrific idea Kitty
But the downside is that Snowy will have nothing to chew on then.
Besides..Gootch has been missing in action for a while now.
Last time i checked he was locked in the refrigerator but when i opened it he was gone 
*maybe our food ate him?*
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whinie_the_b...
Adventuring Hero
grrrrr!
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posted June 10, 2003 06:10 PM |
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OOPS!
was that gooth I ate? aaahh, sorry...
no really, i don`t know where he is.. as for behemoths being like cuddly teddybears don`t you think that`s a bit too much? besides it`s the breath..
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted June 10, 2003 07:21 PM |
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*Grabs Whinie in a double nelson and manouvers him to a chair. Then strappes him in it and gets her combs and curlers*
Oohh we gonna make you the prettiest behemoth around
Really...did anyone ever tell you you have great hair? I mean ..it has such volume ..gorgeous. I bet those curls are gonna look great on you but first thing's first...
*gets a HUGE bottle of shampoo*
Bubbly time!!!
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Peacemaker
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Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 10, 2003 11:17 PM |
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<Peacemaker, upon having caught the waft of a glorious, long-awaited rumour from the Tavern like a gentle breeze that lifted her spirits as well as her white glowing gown, comes waltzing out from behind the curtain of her ready-room, as though innebriated by some unspeakble theramone charge. She twirls around, giggling --
Her eye is caught mid-pirouette by a stunning apparition standing casually in the Temple. She gasps and stops abruptly -->
CAT?!?!?
Well well, the boys will be PLEASED to see you are back! <Chuckles happily> It IS a day for long-awaited returns, now isn't it???
Allow me to introduce myself. I am the one they call Peacemaker, Goddess of long-distance MO's, and of internet foreplay...
<Peacemaker, still tipsy from the news she recently heard, takes her gown in both hands, dipping deeply into a slightly exaggerated curtsey, though meaning no disrespect... Cat gives her an odd look...Peacemaker continues>
Pleased and truly honored to make thine acquaintence!!!!
And if you don't mind my saying so, you are as breathtakingly beautiful as the rumours have held...
THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!
<Peacemaker's skirt drops from her hands. She gently raises her arms, and with them a lush vine instantly climbs up the Temple column before her, spontaneously bursting forth with hundreds of voluptuous white rose blossoms nestled in deep green leaves>
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted June 11, 2003 12:02 AM |
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AWWWW look..I just finished whinie's manicure/pedicure/curls.
Don't he look cuddly? 
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LordTitan
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posted June 11, 2003 12:57 AM |
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<Stares at Peacemacer for 4 breif seconds>
"Hmmmm"
<Stares at the Behimi>
"AHhHHHhHhHHHHHHhhhhhHHHHhHHHhHhhhHHHhH!!!!!!!!!!"
"Runs off into the distance"
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MightyMage
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posted June 11, 2003 01:33 AM |
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Wow, Winnie you look so...uh...pretty?
Yeah anyways, welcome back again Cat. You dooo remember me right.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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whinie_the_b...
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grrrrr!
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posted June 11, 2003 10:40 PM |
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nah, you can be honest, I don`t care..
*looks at himself in the mirror*
...oh bloody hell!
so men act like young boys huh?
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MightyMage
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posted June 11, 2003 10:50 PM |
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Ha ha ha haaaaaa, He said bloody. You bloddy Brit. Ha ha ha. Tea Time. Ha Ha
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Romana
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Thx :D
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posted June 11, 2003 11:47 PM |
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Well i think the british have a charming way of talking
*Pats whinie on his head*
Yep..it definately is an improvement and you even smell nice now
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