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gorman
Promising
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Been around since before 2003
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posted March 09, 2004 10:54 PM |
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*gorman, annoyed at the remark of him serving this "fire god" picks up a bucket of water and tosses it onto mvass. A large amount of steam suddenly appears around the inside of the temple. Gorman then realizes he needs more water to cool down the "worship me!" hot-head*  Sorry mvass, I don't worship anyone.
*hopes my deity didn't hear that or doesn't read this post*
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted April 19, 2004 11:55 PM |
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What a lame temple. All it has is Godesses.
This temple needs to be dragged into the Century Of The Fruitbat.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 21, 2004 02:32 AM |
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Quote:
What a lame temple. All it has is Godesses.
This temple needs to be dragged into the Century Of The Fruitbat.
omg...U did NOT just diss this temple....did you? If so...I will pray that the goddesses not be merciful when they smite you....and boy....will u NOT like to be smited...
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 21, 2004 02:57 AM |
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I take it you don't fully understand how the worshipping works here. Most men find it... quite appealling as it consists of hours of worshipping the box. Come meet the old man. He will show you the ways of the worshipper.
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted April 21, 2004 02:59 AM |
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The box?
Sounds unconventional.
I'd like to meet this box.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 21, 2004 03:13 AM |
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Perhaps you should wait till the hair grows on your chest before you approach the box my young virgin or are you just slow in the head?
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted April 21, 2004 03:15 AM |
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Um. I'm confused. Is this some kind of sex temple?
I thought this was a family forum?
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 21, 2004 03:52 AM |
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Family Forum?
Well...if Cat and Romana were related to me, I'd be having incest thoughts right now... LOL
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted April 21, 2004 03:57 AM |
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In case some haven't noticed
Your goddesses are no longer here...
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 21, 2004 04:12 AM |
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They ARE at HC....just never return to the Temple because of....well....ppl who've defiled it
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted April 21, 2004 05:12 AM |
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The Goddesses are not a fan of spam. Spam will not be tolerated. Worshipping is tolerated. Perhaps you can practice on these statues.
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Deimos
Known Hero
LHW Paladin
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posted May 15, 2004 11:54 PM |
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Deimos went up to a statue.
Deimos: We'll see... Putting people into loony bins called temples... I'll show them...
Deimos raised a claw, and carved a beard on Peacemaker's statue.
Deimos: Let's see how they like it.
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Let's Have War=Best thread on HC.
By the way, my name is Deimos, not Diemos.
Some people don't have a life. Others spend it on HC- Lord Woock.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 16, 2004 12:04 AM |
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Mvass comes back into the Temple. He walks up to Deimos.
Mvass: What are you doing?
Deimos: Trying to close this temple. It's a loony bin.
Mvass: It is now... but not for long.
Deimos: What do you mean?
Mvass: You'll see.
Mvass raised his hands, and there appeared a statue of himself made of flames.
Mvass: No goddess can beat that. Bow to the God of Fire!
Deimos: It's getting crazier by the minute.
Mvass: Be quiet.
Mvass raised his hands again. Whoosh! A flaming throne appeared. The statue of Mvass was sitting on it.
Mvass: Now, for the finishing touches...
Mvass raised his hands for the third time, and the throne started rising. It appeared now to be held up by a coloumn of flames.
Mvass: That shows that I am more powerful than the goddesses.
Deimos: It's getting better.
Mvass: You like fire, don't you?
Deimos: Yes.
Mvass: Here is a stick of everburning flames.
Deimos: Thank you!
Mvass: Worship me, and there will be more.
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted May 16, 2004 01:04 AM |
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Whee-oo-whee-oooh!!!
Suddenly a convoy of shiny red fire-trucks pull up to the temple and burly, handsome young fire-fighters jump out and begin pulling their long hoses out.
Whoosh! goes the jets of water as they douse the fiery statue, throne and Mvass.
Hiss! goes the steam as the fire is put out.
NOOOO! goes Mvass, as his aspirations of godhood are crushed once again.
Muahahahahahaha!
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted May 16, 2004 01:31 AM |
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And Vadskye is the one driving the truck. 
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted May 16, 2004 07:21 PM |
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and I'm the handsome guy w/the big hose
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 08, 2004 12:55 AM |
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The Crusader Returns!
At last I have returned to this great place. I see Mvass is up to his old tricks and the storyline is moving as fast as a dead snail. Well it's about time things changed around here!
Number One:
The Larch. The Larch
Number Two
Where the Void are the goddesses? And how do we get them back?
Since RSF can communicate with the box that houses their powers, he can take care of that.
Number Three:
What or where is MM's "Secret Room"
MM needs to get back so he can sort this cliffhanger out.
Number Four:
Where's Marelt?
Number Last
Where'd Oldtimer (a.k.a., "The Old Man") go?
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted June 08, 2004 03:44 AM |
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Marelt is right here...
Going against the Temple apparently made me public enemy number 1, so I refuse to put any more effort into this thing. Let's see how the Temple likes sinking away in boredom, or getting buried in the spam of its own stupid followers.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted June 08, 2004 04:43 AM |
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OOC: Yeah I agree. Really long threads like this one need to evolve, keeping an interesting plot in order to stay alive. Marelt brought that interesting plot and I think something else could be brought to make the plot interesting once more.
RSF: The box has announced that the Goddesses are currently on retreat and are currently staying a top the mountains to the north. Perhaps we should send out a party to go find them...
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Asmodean
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Heroine at the weekend.
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posted June 08, 2004 08:44 AM |
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Did anyone say party?
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