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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 01, 2004 07:27 PM |
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Mvass: Don't smite me! I'll worship you.
*starts worshiping (------------------------------------------------------------------------------------) a lot*
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Eccentric Opinion
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted August 01, 2004 07:43 PM |
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Thx guys for the congrats 
Everything going ok here except for the sickness stuff, but I've been told that's normal. *UGH*
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted August 01, 2004 07:57 PM |
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ya...the morning sickness sucks.... Well...that's what I've heard! 
*worships the goddess Romana as she seems to be the only one active and worships the baby god/dess as well*
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted August 02, 2004 06:27 AM |
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*A small cloud of Void enters the temple complex, bearing a gift for the Godess to-be-mother.
As the cloud dissolves, the gift turns out to be a nice silver vomitoir, complete with putrid smell generator to facilitate the overturning of stomachs.*
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Perception is everything.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted August 02, 2004 09:28 AM |
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Aww Marelt..that's very considerate of you
Now if ya'll excuse me ..I'm gonna test this out at once.
(too much info huh?)
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted August 12, 2004 10:23 PM |
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My only momentary piece of advice:
Avoid even thinking about the smell of burning rubber....
(Oops.) 
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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drizzit
Hired Hero
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posted September 24, 2004 03:53 PM |
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Being one of the biggest threads that i have bothered to enter I have catually bothered to respond...
Worship
Rebel
Chance of propelling yourslef into godly positions in my view, is not happening.
Later
Drizzit Do'Urden
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted October 08, 2004 12:00 AM |
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I Return! Again!
After many months, Saruman has returned to this Realm. His first stop is the place of his enlightement, the Temple...
"Hello? I'm back! Hellooooooooooooooo?"
Saruman hangs his cloak on the coat rack
"What a grueling quest that was. Hello?"
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted October 08, 2004 12:06 AM |
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You're still alive? Where have you been off to for the last year or so?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted October 08, 2004 12:14 AM |
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Back from a long journey of contemplation, I see.
*Wondering where the voice comes from, Gorman and Saruman look around, until they finally see the spirit hovering somewhere around the ceiling of the temple, which is filled with cobwebs and the dust of the ages.*
Long time no see, Saruman. Gorman must be really glad to have you back, seeing as he has been awfully lonely in here. The place has been completely dead, aside from the occasional madman who comes wondering in here for a few minutes. For some reason, they seem to be attracted to this place.
*Marelt Ekiran floats down to meet the both of them.*
I assume you know see that the goddesses don't care a thing anymore about this temple. They barge in for two minutes every few months or so, demand worship and then leave without giving a single thing in return. Heck, even the box-worshippers have left.
*Points at the box, which is covered with dust and has a sickly green fungus growing on it.*
See what I mean. Not very pleasant is it. Must have been caused by the continious rain that has been pouring down. It's still try in here, but that won't last long. I have already sensed leakage in the ceiling.
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Perception is everything.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted October 08, 2004 02:30 AM |
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So why don't ya fix the leak? Ur supposed to be able to control the weather ya liar!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 08, 2004 04:21 AM |
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A burning slug crawled in from the room with the statues. It had Mvass's face.
Saruman: What happened to you?
Mvass: I have been punished for my misdemeanors.
Saruman: Serves you right.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted October 08, 2004 08:12 AM |
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Of course I am able to control the weather. Why do you think it has been dark, gloomy and rainy for the past few eons here?
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Perception is everything.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted October 08, 2004 07:34 PM |
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Uhm, because you were trying to grow grass? While you're floating around up there why don't you fix the leak?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted October 24, 2004 01:44 AM |
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I don't think Marelt is likely to do that.
And now I think I'll go look for my room. Excuse me...
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted November 05, 2004 10:35 PM |
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 Man, this place has really toned down over time, it used to be absolutely exploding with ideas and conflict, man that was cRaZY.
How come nothing ever happens anymore? it's always just like in D&D when you're near the end of a campaign and the DM gets lazy and just makes a couple maps with no real storyline, or you're in a pub trying to get some excitement going, but the DM won't allow it because he wasn't expecting you to sock the half-orc wrestling champion in the jaw or what ever.
Something better happer or I'll have to eat th ceiling or something equaly disturbing/new.
As for worshipping gods, I never really got much out of that, asides from maybe that big spikey mace, so don't mention it.
But I think the problem is Oldtier's gone, god bless the old fart, he realy wrote some bizzare and wonderful things, everything realy just started to dissolve into nothing when he stopped writting about his knockers and knobs and suchlike, I wonder what he's doing now.
But, you "godesses" could decide to do something like make a couple proclemations or declaire gorman the prophet and he could make stuff up, then you could get mad at him and make him eat rocks or sand,
And that's why I left. And that's not why I came back. I came back for something else.
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Spaek the Titan
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted February 05, 2005 03:48 AM |
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*Yawn* What a nice nap. Oh wait, I was yawning out of bordem...
]Offtopic: November 5th? By the gods this is moving slow. I guess no one cares anymore. Must be a plague, spreading throughout the Pyre...
Saruman wanders the empty halls, despairing at the state of the Temple and the city below.
The roof is leaking (And indead non-existant in some parts), all but a few remaining doomsayers are in the Temple and everything is covered in a thick layer of dust, which has sat there for so long it is developing consciousness.
"Hello? HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO?!?" he shouts.
"Doom has come! The godesses have departed! All is lost! Despair!!!"
"Shut up," says Saruman to the madman before zapping him to a far off country.
"I guess it's up to me," he says, as he trudges off towards the darkest levels of the Temple.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted February 05, 2005 04:17 AM |
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*In the meantime, Marelt has been peacefully sitting back and watching as the seas of boredom flow through the entire temple. Almost all colour has disappeared by now and sounds are also starting to get dimmer. Soon, this entire thing will fade away in the mists of time. When this time comes, his victory over the temple will be complete...*
*Until that time, Marelt has just decided to take up Microbiology as a hobby. Since the dark gloomy rain seeping down cracks and pores in the building combines well with the dirt and dust of ages, it creates a good medium for his fungus growing operations.*
'Did you come to take another look, Saruman? That's fine. Look as much as you want. You have infinite time to do so, until the infinity of time has swallowed this place into oblivion
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Perception is everything.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted February 05, 2005 08:24 AM |
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*trudges about and fixes every crack and crevice in the temple so it's now 100% restored*
Gorman: *sigh* It's nice to have monuments of wonder restored back to their top quality
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted March 15, 2005 02:13 AM |
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"At last!"
Saruman runs up to a door.
"The secret door! Mighty Mage wasn't just rambling after his mid-afternoon catatonia afterall!"
Opens the door
"What? No! It's impossible!!"
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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