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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted March 15, 2005 02:53 AM |
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'What? Surprised at the expansions of my fungus? I was actually particularily proud of this purple specimen. You see, it utilizes some special kind of xanthophylls, which are capable of operating even in the absence of light.'
*Marelt lays back again and watches as Gorman walks around with a broomstick. Apparently, the silly archangel doesn't realize that the strain of time cannot be taken away by a few idle words.*
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Perception is everything.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted June 02, 2005 02:47 AM |
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Whaaa?
?...
I don't even want to know.
We need something crazy that's gonna happen if there's going to be anything interesting round' here, but good thing come to those who wait, and titans are very patient.
P.S. -> Is this place evn big enought for me to be inside of?
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Spaek the Titan
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted June 02, 2005 07:11 PM |
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L.T.:
There are three kinds of people:
Those who make things happen,
Those who watch things happen,
And those who say,
"What happened?"
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted June 02, 2005 08:43 PM |
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Oh! Peacemaker!
There's also three kinds of ppl in this sense....
Those who can count
And those who can't!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 29, 2005 07:58 PM |
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Wow, Marelt, that was some tough fungus. Took more than a month to clean up... and I think it has eaten my walet. In any case, I've found what I was looking for.
Opens the chest that was hidden under the fungi
And now if you'll excuse me, I have a pointless quest through time to undertake.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 19, 2005 10:43 PM |
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We're not the godesses of old times anymore.. Heck even a goddess has to change from time to time 
I've met my sister goddess Peacemaker.. She was still chasing Gootchieboy around (as was Snowy; what can I say..she obviously liked his taste), but I finally caught up with her (and Snowy).
We are going to build a new temple..all are welcome!
(hopes for the return of the other goddesses)
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 20, 2005 02:48 AM |
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Bright flash of light
OK! That's it. I am not looking for that stupid riddle anymore. If someone could repeat it, that would be great. Right now I'm far too tired from time travel. I looked back a great distance in time, and found nothing but the joys of the past, when I sought to find the cure for the suffering of the present! Help!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 20, 2005 10:49 AM |
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The people here had so much but valued so little.
To bring back the Goddesses, solve the ancient riddle.
And find among the members of the community;
At least a dozen worshippers with proper faith.
They must then all speak the most magic word,
lest the Goddesses will be gone forever.
WOW! I found it all the way down on page 21 in the history book 
Saruman!
I never thought I would be so happy to see you!
WHAZZAAAAAAA?
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Shiva
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 04:33 PM |
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Magic word? I think I found it..FUGETABOUTIT!
It means if I get down on my knees to worship
you, I may never get up again. Besides, I'm not
a virgin
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 20, 2005 05:18 PM |
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Shiva..hmmm...the destroyer of the world eh?
..I sure hope you left Nandi at home..
That bull just can't hold up his poo..
Anyway..I've just made some tea. Would you like to join?
passes the crumpets
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Shiva
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 05:55 PM |
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Yes Nandi is full of blue bull...ah whatever. Tea you
say, prefer espresso but I'll have a crumpet. So
what is this temple for, trying to get all the men
properly subjugated to you by serving tea laced with
lotus flowers?
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 20, 2005 07:57 PM |
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(PEACE emerges momentarily from her chamber, her white gown a bit dingy, her long black curls infused with a significantly greater number of gray hairs due to recent events...)
Unless The Gootch shows his cowardly face around this joint or a sufficient rival appears here I'm not likely to come back out.
(Peace winks at Romy, yawns, wheels around, strolls back into her chamber and closes the door.)
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 20, 2005 08:59 PM |
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Edited By: Romana on 20 Jul 2005
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Turns to Shiva and shows him her most innocent smile
My dear, I'll explain it all to you. In the mean time..would you want to take a stroll in the garden?
..I have the perfect spot for Nandi to do his..uh..'thing'
Snowy grunts at the bull and strolls off to the steam rooms in search of the elf
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 20, 2005 09:53 PM |
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While Romy, Shiva and the assorted animals are on their various strolls, Peace scribbles a few notes on a slip of paper, puts the paper in the cover of her "Ready-Room Diary," and slides the book under her chamber door back into the hallway...)
Dear Shiva --
Here's a few places you can go to find out what the hell I was talking about earlier this morning. This place as a pretty colorful history, and the story I'm letting you in on is only from my perspective. Please view the pages in the order set forth here or they probably won't make any sense.
First: Battle of the Sexes! (BOTS)
http://www.heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=4360&pagenumber=4 (pages 4-6)
Next: New Shop Opening
http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=2863&pagenumber=40 (page 40-beginning April 9, 2003, to page 41)
And then: back to BOTS
http://www.heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=4360&pagenumber=6 (Pages 6-7)
And then: back to New Shop
http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=2863&pagenumber=45 (pages 45 - 46)
And then to the Temple:
http://www.heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=3664&pagenumber=23 (pages 23 - 33)
Then back to New Shop:
http://heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=2863&pagenumber=49(June 10, 2003 to until you get bored which should be pretty quick)
Then back to the Temple:
http://www.heroescommunity.com/viewthread.php3?TID=3664&pagenumber=27 (page 27 to until you can't stand it anymore, but most importantly pages 27-30, 33, and 37-49)
You've got one helluva lot of catching up to get in on this scene, Shiva.
Good Luck --
GODDESS-IN-TRAINING (GIT) PEACEMAKER
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 20, 2005 10:00 PM |
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..or you could just sit here and enjoy the tea
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 20, 2005 10:16 PM |
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Oh yeah -- forgot something
P.S. Any of you other yahoos who think you can pick this up and run with it without spamming up the joint, go for it.
P.P.S. Gootch, you coward, why don't you just come over here once so's I can pick my teeth with your bones...
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Shiva
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted July 20, 2005 10:28 PM |
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Edited By: Shiva on 20 Jul 2005
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I'm suspicious.. all that reading.. Peacemaker is
distracting me while shes' up to something(do ya
think I've learned to trust people?)...read a
few pages and realized its more fun walking bulls and
sipping tea..
edit: that durned blue bull made me read page 33, theres
Peacemaker calling for Gootch, 3 years later she still
doing that
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 20, 2005 10:46 PM |
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted July 21, 2005 07:14 AM |
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Hey where's that old man anyway? Now where will I learn my wisdom? I think I remember something about a box. Yeah that's it. Worship the box.
Looks around looking for a box, but to no avail.
Anyone seen a box around here? I remember it now. It was about Yay-high, about that big around. Gestures with hands
Suddenly a ratty-looking, and very pissed-off box jumps on RSF from behind knocking him clean off his feet. It stands over him growling and screeching up a storm.
HELP!
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Go Red Sox!
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 21, 2005 10:02 AM |
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watches RSF getting attacked
omg Peace! What did you bring into the temple this time ?
Don't tell me it's the Gootch..
puts her hands in her sides
*sigh*.. another tea time ruined..
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