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Lord_Woock
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posted April 16, 2003 05:51 PM |
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Woockardo, on the back of a hippogriff, flies to meet Saruman and Marelt.
'Hi there! Mind if I join?'
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Yolk and God bless.
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted April 16, 2003 05:57 PM |
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Of course not. But I might have to warn you that you just left the atmosphere of the earth. There is not air, or any material substance here. That is why this place is reserved for spirits and magically protected beings.
But still, if you don't mind not being able to breath, welcome to the Mantle of Vain.
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Perception is everything.
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MightyMage
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posted April 16, 2003 06:04 PM |
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He doesn't need to brethe, he's dead.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted April 16, 2003 06:21 PM |
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What about the hippogriff?
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Lord_Woock
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posted April 16, 2003 06:25 PM |
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Oh, craaaAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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*THUMP!*
Darn... Gotta get myself an undead hippogriff...
*staggers away, muttering*
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Yolk and God bless.
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Djive
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Zapper of Toads
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posted April 16, 2003 06:33 PM |
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Djive snaps her fingers and Saruman awakes from his slumber in the prison cell. Apparently he has had a dream about teleporting away and crushing the Temple.
Djive informs the Mage that the prison-cells are proofed against any forms of Magic, and Sarumans spirits sink. The punishment of all the vile deeds Saruman planned must be substantial.
Djive installs a pit full of cockroaches and fleas, and then ties and gags Saruman. Then she begins the punishment by issuing 50 lashes from her whip. The she leaves Saruman hanging from the ceiling, to be tormented by the small insects. There is given no chance for Saruman to convert.
Djive also awoke Mighty Mage and Marelt Ekiran, apparently they were watching some enthralling video about Titans and naughty Mages, demolishing some Temple. Do not worry, the popcorn is included for Worshippers.... You ARE Worshippers right?
Then Djive deals with Golt. She begins by reminding him that the only reason he's a spirit is because he lost his password. When reminded the Ghosts shrinks in size to become a pitiful small Ghost, for without the proper password he has no power.
It seem that Spirits can't remember what they've done too well. The time the Ghost of LordTitan crushed the gates to a Temple was when the Goddesses made the film which Mighty Mage and Marelt Ekiran were watching. So whatever the Ghost of LordTitan has reiterated her are flashbacks from making the film. (He's lucky... If this had not been part of making a film, I would have to make him a Toad Spirit.)
The question is now what to do with Saruman. Cast your votes on the following alternatives:
1. Chop off his head!
2. Turn him to a slimy Toad for three days.
3. Let him be eaten alive by the insects.
4. Let him waste away in the dungeons for years to come.
5. Own choice, but you'd better not make it more lenient than the above alternatives!
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MightyMage
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posted April 16, 2003 07:07 PM |
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Number 2 so he can play with the gootch when he get's off his high.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted April 16, 2003 07:09 PM |
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Marelt Ekiran still flows in the Vain above the earth. He realizes that somebody has pulled the plug from the VCR and is very annoyed. He also notices that Saruman has suddenly disappeared. Looking into the Temple, he sees Saruman in the dungeon, being tortured by some evil goddess.
<Cast a vote for "Chop off his head">
"I don't want him to suffer too long."
<Finishes all the popcorn by himself>
P.S. I'm a heathen. Down with the temple! Down with the temple! Down with the temple!
(note the symbolism of writing "temple" with a lower-case letter)
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Djive
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posted April 16, 2003 07:17 PM |
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Djive expects to receive some praise and nice commens from Mighty Mage and Marelt Ekiran. When she receives none she becomes a bit moody.
"You ARE Worshippers, right? Then start showing it! If not, then I've got to ask for payment for the film, popcorn and all the other entertainment you have been perusing in the Temple."
PS. The Gootch will revert back to normal form in 20 minutes. (At least until he does something to be Zapped again.)
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gorman
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posted April 16, 2003 07:22 PM |
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#3, let him feel the pain and relize the horror of being eaten alive! At least the nice little bugs will benefit from this! 
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted April 16, 2003 07:27 PM |
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Hey, hey, hey, (insulted tone)
I was never in the temple. All the popcorn and the VCR were in my home, just above the earth's atmosphere. You can't demand payment for something that was not yours in the first place.
And no, I'm not going to worship you. People should start worshipping me, as the Watcher of All.
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gorman
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posted April 16, 2003 07:56 PM |
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*retires from the post of Master Torturer*
There's a new position open if somebody else would like it
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Lord_Woock
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posted April 16, 2003 08:00 PM |
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Anyone got an undead hippogriff? Price don't matter to me!
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Yolk and God bless.
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gorman
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posted April 16, 2003 08:43 PM |
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I may know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that has one Woock
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Lord_Woock
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posted April 16, 2003 10:08 PM |
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Great. Here's 50GP. If I get neither the damned beast nor the cash within 7 days, I'll tare out every feather you got there.
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Yolk and God bless.
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Marelt_Ekiran
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posted April 16, 2003 10:52 PM |
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I'll watch him for you. After all, that is my job.
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Lord_Woock
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posted April 16, 2003 11:03 PM |
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Hey, thanks!
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Yolk and God bless.
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gorman
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posted April 16, 2003 11:36 PM |
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Hey! I found it!! Sorry to say it kinda reeks! :S But, as promised, here's your undead Hippogriff! Hope u enjoy! lol
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Lord_Woock
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posted April 16, 2003 11:40 PM |
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Yay, thanks! 
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Yolk and God bless.
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gorman
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posted April 16, 2003 11:44 PM |
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*my feathers r safe! Thank GOD!*
Anytime Woock!
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