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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted April 16, 2003 12:34 AM |
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Quote:
A colosal glowing figure stomped across the plains, pushed open the heavy iron gates and walken in. GOLT (Ghost of Lord Titan) looked around, the once beautiful grounds were now reduced to sand and dirt, WaspWarts ate everybody who came near. The Ghost Titan lifted a heavy bolder and said:
"It is time"
GoLT, I believe that ghosts cannot pick up, throw, smash, etc. as the ectoplasm moves through it. That's how ectoplasm works.
NOTE: The hour of doom draws near. This is a warning. In just 10 minutes, the great crusader armies of Omnia shall smash through you beloved gates to destroy all of your wrongful worshiping customs!!!
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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 16, 2003 12:39 AM |
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Acctually, I am the first holy ghost, therefor I'm made of a new substance called Gzoblazime (And I didn't shash the gates, I pushed them open).
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 16, 2003 12:42 AM |
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and I'll still boot u out if u take somethin!
As for an attack, they won't attack if u're to be executed Saruman
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted April 16, 2003 12:45 AM |
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I told you gorman, I already left!! What will it take to get you to understand!?!?
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted April 16, 2003 01:01 AM |
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The Attack
You should have used you time to prepare more wisely! The attack has begun!!
On the nearby coast the Omnian warships landed. The Omnian warriors, filled with zealous bloodlust, stormed through the city of the worshippers of the box, rods, knobs, knockers, etc., killing all the priests they encountered.
Meanwhile, at the Temple, the door began to be banged upon, as if from a battering ram, although there was a suspicious green glow around the edge of the door whenever a BANG was heard. The door burst forth, and it could be seen that Saruman was standing in the doorway, eyes glowing red, with an octarine flame on the end of his staff.
The godesses, gorman, and the old man rushed downstairs to see what was wrong. Without saying a word, Saruman became a great demon. He cast unto the godesses, gorman and the old one chain lightning, which left them all shivering on the floor before the might of the Demon Lord, Archimonde. Saruman (Archimonde) destroyed all the statues in the temple, then took the box. The godesses, gorman and the old one were imprisoned in the box, and the box was thrust into a volcano, so it could never be retrieved. The lave in the volcano promptly solidified, and the volcano sunk into the earth, and the great Om himself sealed the hole in the earth.
Saruman then reverted to his human form, erased all memory of Archimonde from the men behind him, and casted 'cure' on th poor, tormented souls in forced worship. The people returned to their homes, wondering A. What they were doing here, and B. How long that turkey has been in the oven now.
The temple was then torn down, the ground upon which it stood burned, sowed with salt, and placed under an enchantment by Om himself so that now building could ever be erected there until the coming of the 3rd prophet, which won't be for another 300 years.
Until that time, the godesses remained emprisoned withing the firery centre of the earth, yet it came to pass that there was no 3rd prophet at the appropriate time, and it was that the godesses arose again, an all new hatered in their eyes....
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 16, 2003 01:16 AM |
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Meanwhile, Marelt Ekiran is doing what he usually does: Watching it all. Finally there is something fun going on on this planet.
He orders the sun to illuminate the whole scene for some more time, because he wants everyone to see what is going to happen.
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Perception is everything.
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Gothmog
Adventuring Hero
Honorable
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posted April 16, 2003 02:00 AM |
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300 years are fairly short amount of time -- for immortals.
Marelt Ekran grew tired of watching Saruman. Everyday, he knelt himself before that turkey on the oven, and began to shealth and unshealth his short sword. It was actually just a tiny dagger, but being self-claimed dwarf, Saruman insist calling it "big bad 2 handed".
"A man without faith is a man without hope", thought Marelt Ekran, the atheism can't go on, and our goddesses must arise!!!
Presently, a tall and handsome fire daemon flew by Marelt Ekran, " I am called Gothmog, the captain of Balrog", he said, "I am here for my slave, some serf named Saruman."
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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 16, 2003 02:10 AM |
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The Titan Age
The relm of the box has fallen. Begun the Titan Age has.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted April 16, 2003 02:18 AM |
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Who said anything about the libertion of the Titans?
And Gothmog, being secretly the Demon Lord, Archimonde, General of the forces of the Army of the Flame, I would be your master, not the other way around. Now, I command you to go, with all the other balrogs, to the far distant lands, to destroy the remnants of the Godesses worship among the barbaric tribes!
*With this final command, Saruman disapears back to the underworld. Later that day, Mightmage finds a toad on his desk, with a note saying: I believe this belongs to you. he didn't want to be turned back into a human, so I trapped him within the toad's bod for the rest of his life.*
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Gothmog
Adventuring Hero
Honorable
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posted April 16, 2003 02:32 AM |
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Later that day, Mightmage finds a toad on his desk, with a note saying: I believe this belongs to you. he didn't want to be turned back into a human, so I trapped him within the toad's bod for the rest of his life.
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Mightmage noticed the uncanny resemblance between the toad and Saruman. Upon close examination, he found some fine prints at the back of the note:
"So sealed the fate of Saruman, he who dared to lay false claim on the nether throne.
Signed: Gothmog
heir of Melkor, the one and only, Lord of Darkness"
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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 16, 2003 02:50 AM |
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In their icy fortress the Titans arise from their card games and seats, Thunder rings the giant bell of the Titan age, that is rung every day of the Titan age.
*Saruman grinned evily, my plan is going well. Suddenly a toad jumped up on lis lap.
"GAAAAAAAAAAA!!! EVIL DEMON TOAD!!!" Screamed Saruman.
Saruman ran for his desk in the Library, he hid underneath it and pulled a blanket over his head and whimpered.*
Titans stormed threw out the northren lands. All who belived that The Titan Age was just a myth was either frozen or zapped. The Titans ruled agian, peace was well on its way, but the Angels would not let Demi-Gods rule, and they decided to do something about it...
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 16, 2003 03:05 AM |
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Ahhhh, you titans have a tendency to stay with the forces of cold and ice. Let me just see how you react if I send the sun a little closer to the earth to raise the average temperature by quite an amount and melt all ice caps.
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Perception is everything.
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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 16, 2003 03:09 AM |
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No we don't need the cold and Ice, we were just imprisoned there by the Angels who were created when the fist Titan Age fell, but the second shall last, atleast untill next Tuesday.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 16, 2003 03:13 AM |
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I don't care, angels or titans. I'm just floating up here above the earth, watching it all. And if you think that your empire is going to last for a full week, keep dreaming.
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Perception is everything.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted April 16, 2003 03:30 AM |
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The toad isn't me, it's the Gootch! 
*Saruman assumes demon form and floats up to meet Malert_Ekiran, to enjoy the show*
Hi Malert! I brought plenty of popcorn, so just sit... er float back and enjoy the show! The chaos has only begun!
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Ghost_of_Lor...
Adventuring Hero
The first Holy Ghost
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posted April 16, 2003 01:22 PM |
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Far off, where the volcano used to be, there was a Titan mining pit. They were digging for one thing. The Box. Chung! The Titans inspected what they found. A hampster. They kept digging, a few hours later they found The Box. They climbed out of the hole and began building an alter to Thunder...
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 16, 2003 02:55 PM |
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As the war carries on between the Titans and Angels, the prestiegus group of mages known only as The Royal Order of Supreme Magi watch and wait for the right time to act.
As the day grows on, many begin to realize the sudden heat wave hitting the earth. Only one goddess stands against the group of previously fallen titans and their ghostly leader. The box still remains strong but the rod is growing near. Will it break through the barriers of the box and penitrate it's defences. One can only watch and wonder what shall become of this war...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 16, 2003 05:03 PM |
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You're right Saruman, this is getting interesting. Could you pass me the popcorn?
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Perception is everything.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 16, 2003 05:21 PM |
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Mighty Mage emerges from the protective tower from where he has been watching this battle. Up ahead are Saurman and Marelt Ekiran floating in the air and watching what is happening down below. Mighty Mage wonders what he should do for this battle is troubling him. Join the Titans who have been loyal to the mages and genies and such or join the side of the holy Angels whose actions seem to be for an almighty and good cause.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 16, 2003 05:49 PM |
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Or join with us and flow back while you watch the two sides kill each other. With a little luck, some of the godesses will show up to provide some entertainment.
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Perception is everything.
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