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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 05, 2003 09:58 PM |
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As if that is a problem for the Watcher of All. It takes an approximate two seconds to locate the real temple and another three seconds to ensure that it is the real temple and not another mirror image.
Moments later, the inhabitants of the temple see a small flash of light, nothing to worry about. It seems to have landed almost next to the temple, but an investigation does not give any results.
*Meanwhile, in the hideout in the Void.*
"That went very well. We now have a new teleporter, which goes inside the complex, so that we don't have to worry about any protective shield they may invent. My Voidal tunnels are completely immume to that."
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Perception is everything.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 05, 2003 11:08 PM |
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"spots the newly opened portal"
look at this... good ...now they will travel here faster...
"grabs a bottle of champagne and two glasses"
coming honey...
"runs back to the bathtubs"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 06, 2003 12:01 AM |
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Hmmmmmm, a portal.
*still searching for where that blasted room went, Mighty Mage wanders the halls and discovers a newly made portal. Seeing Lith walk back to the bathrooms, Mighty Mage decides to 'bend' the rules and investigate this portal.*
Huh, poorly made, looks like it was done in a hurry.
*seeing the markings and colors, Mighty Mage is determined this is Marelt's work.*
What'll happen if I stick my hand in? oooh, cold. Hand still there though.
*taking out his trusty staff (Ultimate staff of the elements) Mighty Mage reverses the cooling temperature so it now flows into the void. Being that it is moving through the portal, there is no shield that can block it.*
Now to warm this place up a tad.
*Bringing the temple to a comfortable 70 degrees Mighty Mage does not forget about Lord Titan and cools his tower back down.*
There, Now where is that fricken room!?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 06, 2003 12:38 AM |
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Another Mercenary Contract flies down, this time to MM
Most Promising and Supreme Hero, we are delighted to inform you that you have abilities suit our desires. Pay good, personal heating system, free unlimited popcorn. Apply within the Void.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 06, 2003 01:02 AM |
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*gives Clint Eastwood look*
You talkin to me...huh...you talkin to me? Well bub, I thinks you was talkin to me.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 06, 2003 02:03 AM |
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Well, lets just chec and see how good this portal is.
*Throws an anvile through the portal*
Now we wait...
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Spaek the Titan
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 06, 2003 02:27 AM |
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*Anvil drops back on Lord Titan's foot, who runs away screaming with pain. Flashes of lightning fly from the entrance of the portal and into the wall, writing a text.*
Don't try to mess with my portals. Now that this one has been discovered, I will replace it with one that has a better disguise, so don't even bother to look for it.
*The current portal dissociates into a cloud with a very strong smell of garlic. Consider that a retribution for trying to attack me with my own means. Besides, the oppressors of the world deserve way worse than that. Maybe it will do you good to feel some of the suffering of the people.*
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Perception is everything.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 02:39 AM |
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"sniffs the air"
mmm... garlic... nestadiel, bring me some yogurt... time to make some tzatziki  ...now, lets see garlic, yogurt, olive oil... we will probably need some meat to go with... oh well, I guess Morwen won't mind going hunting...
"'ports to the kitchen of the Temple"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 06, 2003 03:28 AM |
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This temple has a kitchen? Cool. Well, I don't have much else to do so why don't I go look for that new portal. The Roddies need to be taught a lesson.
Is that ok guys?
If so than I out. See ya.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 06, 2003 12:35 PM |
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Ahh yes elfling..I can make one hell ofa tzazikki.
After we've eaten that we can go breathe on the voiders )
Mighty Mage? What's ll this talk about you trying o find a room? The toilet is upstairs first door to the left
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 12:40 PM |
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sounds like a plan my Goddess...
oh and btw... answer me this question... if 99% of the people in a realm accept the goddesses, how can the worship be an oppression?
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted July 06, 2003 03:36 PM |
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Sorry to break your fantasy land Marelt, but I'm a Titan, and a anvils is like the size of my thumb nail.
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Spaek the Titan
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted July 06, 2003 04:08 PM |
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FWI, we're not rod worshippers.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 06, 2003 05:55 PM |
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Well if you're not roddies than what are you? You certainly don't follow the goddesses.
Now why would you want me to join your ranks anyway. For as long as I can remember, I've always defended the temple. Just so you know, Marelt used to too. Check back a few pages and you'll see.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted July 06, 2003 08:17 PM |
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*Another magic paper airplane makes its way through the temple and finally stops in the bathroom, disturbing Lith-Maethor in whatever he is doing. The paper airplane unfolds to reveal the following message:*
If all newspapers are censored, then the whole press supports us.
If all parties are banned from the government, then there is always a unanimous vote.
If all people who speak up against the temple are banned, ridiculized and attacked, then all people are in support of the temple.
Don't try to teach me how totalitarian governments work. There would never be a democratic country where the complete population supports the government, that would only happen in a dictatorship. Remember when I was in the temple, a dozen of pages ago and tried to speak up against the goddesses. I was called the devil and forced to leave the place. Do you honestly think that people would be willing to speak up against the goddesses after they saw what happened. That does not mean that they support you. It means that they are too frightened of you.
Marelt Ekiran.
*The moment the message is read, it bursts into flames and is reduced to a smoking pile of ashes.*
P.S. To MightyMage. Where did I support the temple? I shifted from neutral to opposed over the pages, but I don't think I ever supported it.
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Perception is everything.
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 08:58 PM |
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"removing the ashes from his cloak"
...i have to grand them, they sure show no lack of wit... sound reply... even if far from the truth...
I guess it is time for my dear cousin to lend me her owl once again...
"ports out of the Temple"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 06, 2003 09:13 PM |
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Hello all, back from the void. I left a little message for the roddies. I fear the worst though. While opening a portal to the void I overheard plans for an Ultimate Annilalator of sorts. They want to wipe the earth clean of all living things outside their little void. Weather it is true or not I am not certain but perhaps we should prepare just in case.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted July 06, 2003 09:34 PM |
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don't worry...
they can't hurt the Temple no matter what they do... and if they try to strike the lands outside the Temple complex, that will only turn the rest of the world against them... they can't afford this...
so, relax... find yerself a lass and use the facilities...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Peacemaker
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Peacemaker = double entendre
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posted July 07, 2003 03:40 AM |
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<momentary break from RP>
Geese. I go to the mountains for a couple of days and all hell breaks loose.
(Nasty message to Marelt edited out by Peacemaker as promised)
<Back to RP.....>
Four days later, Peacemaker is STILL out in the garden laying a big fat wet one on the Gootch, who is apparently on a personal mission to make absolutely CERTAIN there are no virgins in the Temple...
The liplocked pair have apparently remained completely oblivious to all the exploding, skeleton-crushing, paper-burning, water-freezing, portal-flying, anvil-crashing chaos that has been taking place nearby....>
(more to come)
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I have menopause and a handgun. Any questions?
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted July 07, 2003 10:56 AM |
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Marelt and saruman's true nature ..shocked
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