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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2014 04:23 PM |
bonus applied by Elvin on 24 May 2014. |
Edited by meroe at 19:06, 02 Jun 2014.
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Breakfast At HC
Dawn is breaking. The sun explodes over the horizon, birds sing gayly, bees buzz as the sun's rays pour through the windows of the HC House. Inside, faint movements can be detected.
Just as the sun illuminates the ground, out of nowhere a figure stands up, covered head to toe in a military issue gillie suit. Joonas slings his sniper rifle over his shoulder and with a disappointed huff makes his way back to the HC House. His narrowed eyes still scanning the environment, his disappointment evident - his prey eluded him again.
In the kitchen is Meroe. Up early, because heck she hasn't slept again. Apron tied around her waist, she is busying herself preparing breakfast for her housemates, humming softly to herself.
Piles of hot buttered toast are stacked precariously on the kitchen table, next to stacks of steaming pancakes, drizzled in maple syrup. Pitchers of ice cold milk stand next to a mammoth packet of Cap'N'Crunch. Meroe approaches the table and dishes up the eggs-over-easy and crispy bacon onto a large serving plate.
Straightening her apron and surveying the table, she then walks to the kitchen door and bangs on the huge brass gong. A massive echoing boom reverberates through the house and for several miles.
Joonas enters the kitchen and shoots a suspicious look at Meroe. Their eyes meet - a Mexican standoff of sorts, before Joonas reaches down and takes a handful of sizzling hot bacon and shoves the lot in his mouth, turns and disappears down to the basement and his lair. The sound of bolts slamming behind him.
"Looks like Blizz got away again", Meroe says to herself and reaches for the trail mix, just as the thunderous sound of stomping feet racing downstairs breaks the rural idyll.
The race to the table becomes frantic. In the lead are Azzie and Smithey. Both barging each other with murderous intent. Azzie slyly trips Smithey as they both reach the table at the same time, sending Smithey flying through the air and over the table. Azzie laughs an evil victorious laugh as he plonks himself down in the prime seat, but Smithey stands up with a pancake in his mouth and shoots Azzie the middle finger salute.
"HA ha suckers", goads Kip as he pushes Xerox, Noob and Stevie out of his way. Their heads smack into each other like a Newtons Cradle.
"Do you need any help, Meroe", Gnomsey sweetly asks, appearing next to her rather too closely. "No, Gnomsey, you go and sit down", Meroe ruffles his hair as she sends him to the table. "Where is Tsar??", she asks the boys. "Still in bed" they reply in unison, as Forfy sleepily wanders into the kitchen wearing only a teeshirt and scratching his butt.
"Jeez Forfy, ugh", Meroe winces and turning Forfy by his head sends him back in the direction of the boys dorm, "put some pants on. No bare butts at the breakfast table". Then realizing her error, "Gnomsey honey, go and help Forfy take his boxing gloves off will you".
"Hahahaha Gnomsey is teachers pet. Teachers pet. Teachers pet", Geny goads from the back door. "Shut up Geny", spits Kip throwing a large banana at Geny's face. "Did Pan send you for breakfast again??", asks Meroe exasperated and with hands on hips, as Geny merrily skips in pushing Xerox off his chair. "Owww, that is so unfair. You are such a bigot Geny. That is a hate crime", Xerox wails. Although no one takes any notice.
Meroe gazes out of the window. Fred and Artu are still fighting, although both are now completely exhausted, covered in mud, foliage and caked on blood. Meroe shakes her head and makes a mental note to save some breakfast for later.
To be continued.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted May 22, 2014 04:30 PM |
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meroe said:
as Forfy sleepily wanders into the kitchen wearing only a t-snow and scratching his butt.
As expected
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 22, 2014 04:38 PM |
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meroe said:
"HA ha suckers", goads Kip as he pushes Xerox, Noob and Stevie out of his way.
So this is the impression you have of me?!
I'm quite disappointed.
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 22, 2014 04:39 PM |
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Wait, if we're all your children and I'm the NEET living in your basement, who's the father 
...oh yeah, we have yet to see elvin and corribus...
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted May 22, 2014 04:42 PM |
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Awesome!
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*rereads*
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I'm not included. Me sad jelly now.  
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Friend-shaped
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xerox
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 22, 2014 04:42 PM |
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I'm opposed to "hate crime" being a crime.
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Over himself, over his own
body and
mind, the individual is
sovereign.
- John Stuart Mill
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted May 22, 2014 04:44 PM |
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No breakfast for me.
Must stay hungry until lunch.
And I didn't know gnomsey is my pet...
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2014 04:50 PM |
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Its a work in progress boys. Give me time. Dammit its early for me here!!!!
No mother no father business here Joonas. Just HC'ers in some dystopian parallel dimension 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 22, 2014 05:50 PM |
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Okay, I actually read it now. Good stuff 
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 22, 2014 05:51 PM |
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I have a bad feeling about this...
Nah, probably nothing, good work milady!
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 22, 2014 06:00 PM |
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I have no quarell with Gen-man despite the fact that he's jewish.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2014 06:04 PM |
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Tis only a joke Kip.
@Blizz are you saying you only actually read the first line of my posts!!!! 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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veco
Legendary Hero
who am I?
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posted May 22, 2014 06:06 PM |
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The_Polyglot said:
I'm not included. Me sad jelly now.
Chill, not even Elvin or Ad got a spot
Quote:
No bare butts at the breakfast table"
HERESY! How else is a man supposed to enjoy his meal??
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none of my business.
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 22, 2014 06:08 PM |
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Please drop my name from the story. That's all I have to say.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2014 06:11 PM |
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I can't edit my posts at the moment Stevie, but be rest assured if you can't take the humor, you will not be referred to again.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 22, 2014 06:14 PM |
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nice. can't wait for the next scene. 
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 22, 2014 06:16 PM |
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yea I know. usually such texts are created bearing in mind the relations between the members.
So Geny's cool, unless he's one of those sionistic supremacist basterds bent on world domination. right now the only thing he wants to dominate is Pan *if you know what I mean*
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 22, 2014 06:21 PM |
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meroe said:
I can't edit my posts at the moment Stevie, but be rest assured if you can't take the humor, you will not be referred to again.
I do not appreciate the goofiness in which you portray my persona.
That couldn't be more far from reality, and these posts here should make that quite clear.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 22, 2014 06:23 PM |
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Chill out man, she's doing this for fun, not to poke you with a stick.
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted May 22, 2014 06:29 PM |
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Stevie said:
Please drop my name from the story. That's all I have to say.
Where's the fun, bro? 
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