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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted June 05, 2014 01:34 PM |
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3 days since last entry...Mereo where are you, where
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 05, 2014 05:13 PM |
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Merrily picking flowers close to the forest, Gnomsey is humming a happy tune. The sun is beating down on him and he is beaming with joy. All the pretty flowers smell so lovely and look so divine, he just couldn't help himself. Even though Meroe had expressly told him never to go into the forest by himself, Gnomsey knew she would love the flowers he brought her.
So emboldened by his happiness, Gnomsey edged closer and closer to the forest. Little birds sang high in the branches above him. "Hello pretty birds", Gnomes saluted. Then he saw the most amazing patch of deep violet flowers. High stems and feathery blossoms. "OOOOOOhhhhhhhh pretty" and Gnomes ran into the small clearing, to the flowers.
Deeper and deeper Gnomes went and darker and darker the forest became. But he hadn't noticed as he was entranced by the bluebird that bobbed and weaved in front of him, singing constantly. Gnomes followed the bluebird, completely forgetting where he was ...................... until he saw it. A huge shadowed figure began to slowly emerge from the dense foliage. Gnomsey's eyes widened with horror as the massive thing blocked out the sun. Gnomsey swallowed audibly. "GNOMES?" the thing uttered. Gnomsey blinked rapidly. "Gnomes?" again the voice asked. Gnomes knew that voice. Surely not. It cant be? Gnomes drops the flowers ..........................................
"JABA!!!!!!", he cries and the two run into each others arms.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 05, 2014 05:16 PM |
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted June 05, 2014 05:26 PM |
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This tale is starting to bring many tears to my eyes. I love a good reunion story.
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 05, 2014 05:37 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 17:43, 05 Jun 2014.
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Ooh Jaba's getting emotional already and we haven't even gotten to the real emotional part yet.
You big baby troll you.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 05, 2014 05:44 PM |
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Yeah that was a massive mistake there Stevie lmao. And English is supposed to be my first language.
First and only.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 11, 2014 04:28 PM |
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Back in the HC Trench.
The mind numbing booms finally subside and the billowing smoke and dust lift and carries on the breeze ........... slowly revealing the violent aftermath of the bombardment. A massive crater 10m in diameter scars No Mans Land like a gigantic pock mark. Dead center, smoking gently was an upturned shoe and the pink handle of a travel case.
The boys assessed the damage silently and gathered solemnly along the periphery of the crater. After a few minutes of stillness, the boys looked at each other ..... "F***ING YES!!!!", "WOOT", "AWESOME" and even a "YEEHAH" echoed loudly as they all shook hands, chest bumped and embraced each other in sheer exhilaration and joy.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 16, 2014 12:58 AM |
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Tumbleweeds bumble past, sent scattering lonesomely on their way by the dusty wind. Trails of fine dirt billow behind them. Miles and miles of dry, dusty scrub-land lie beneath dark and foreboding skies. Way off in the distance the darkened graying clouds flash with silent lightening.
Off in the distance, two figures can be seen running through the scrub-land in single file. Running as fast as they can, their hearts pumping. Their tired limbs screaming for respite.
Artu runs ahead, arms pumping furiously by his sides. The stinging stabs of the first streaks of rain, hitting his face. Turning his head slightly, he sees his foe closing on him. Snapping his head forward he dug deep within his reserves and pushed harder than he had ever done before. His whole body screamed. But he could hear Fred's heavy panting right behind him.
Driven by pure rage, Fred closing in on his foe, leaped at Artu with all the grace of a demented puma. His right hand catching the scruff of Artu's neck.
Both men hit the ground, causing choking dust to form around them.
"Tag, you're IT", gloated Fred, dusting himself off.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted June 16, 2014 01:03 AM |
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We want more Joonas in the story (and less Fred-artu, is getting too cliché)
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 16, 2014 01:17 AM |
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Agree, more of the forf. Like I don't even exist. I HEALED YOU MEROE!!
Edit: If it hadn't been for me, that Ogre would've had his way with you, just like he'd with my dog!
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Living time backwards
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 16, 2014 08:33 AM |
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A good writer writes what he wants, not what the public demands.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted June 16, 2014 08:47 AM |
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A good writer will hone one's skill to perfection, for that, feedback may or may not be useful, but to dismiss them entirely is stupidity.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted June 16, 2014 10:47 PM |
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Hehehehe... Wait, Fred didn't Coup de Grace Artu when he had the chance? 
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 16, 2014 11:24 PM |
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i don't know, i thought it was pretty funny. i can see playing tag with artu. we'd probably get along great, person to person. the internet leaves a lot to be desired.
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 16, 2014 11:44 PM |
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It's because you think everyone is "after" you. 
But I don't get it. I've been thwarting and demeaning the female gender all day and still no sign of Meroe? All I got was Adrius, which no offense intended, is no hawt chick who spends time on a forum with a horny teenagers and the rest of you lot.
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Living time backwards
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 17, 2014 03:44 PM |
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Lights flicker and blink rapidly as the four prone moderators languidly operate their systems. Cooling systems click and whir audibly in the cold silence of the room. Suddenly a siren sounds. Its urgent klaxon shocking in the quiet annexe. Green light 85342 Mage M. flashes demandingly. The four active moderators punch buttons, their heads dart from one monitor to another, their fingers a blur of rapid movement.
88548 - Elvin lifts up the plastic safety guard from a large red button marked JoonasTo. His fingers hoover over the button, as he turns his head towards his fellow moderators. 91457 Doomforge, 91455 Corribus and 91458 Omega D. all nod once and 88548 Elvin hits the button.
Over the central operating console the lights turn from clear to a flashing red. Green light 85342 Mage M. flicks off, back to its passive setting. The moderators chairs hum as they gently raise to a more upright position and the moderators activity gathers momentum.
HC House. Kitchen
Joonas is crouched over a work bench, sawing through an entire tree stump, humming deeply to himself as the razor sharp saw makes short work of the stump. Then immediately he stops. He is still, just his eyes flicker. Joonas turns to his cellar door and hurries into the darkness. Quickly returning, he carries a heavy canister on his back, attached to a hose and what appears to be some kind of firing mechanism that he holds like a gun. Pulling his visor over his eyes, he strides out into the sun.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 17, 2014 04:40 PM |
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Joonas stops in front of a basking and content Meroe. He says nothing for a few moments, just stands there brooding.
Meroe stretched out on her hammock swinging gently and humming to herself. Her eyes closed in rapt bliss as she fantasizes of wide deserted golden sandy beaches, being lapped by the cool glistening waters and the bright sun beating down upon her warming her from within. A frown begins to form on her face her fantasy turning dark, as she becomes aware that something large is blocking the sun. She opens her eyes and is greeted with the hulking and seething mass that is Joonas. With a gutteral growl he indicates to the equipment he is carrying and Meroe nods in silent understanding.
As Joonas marches towards the trenches, Meroe bends down and lifts the sleeping Forfy into her arms and carry's him into the HC House.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 17, 2014 04:43 PM |
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I love getting carried! 
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Living time backwards
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 17, 2014 05:35 PM |
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ohfor, you'll be leaving for a while? damnit. i'll miss you, man.
@ meroe: nice. 
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 18, 2014 04:43 PM |
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Meroe carries the sleeping Forfy up to the boys dormitory. Placing him in his bed, she tucks him in. His eyes flutter open, "Can you read me the story of the sleepy giant, Meroe?", he asks. "Of course I can Forfy", replies Meroe as she finds the book and sits at the end of Forfy's bed. Forfy turns over, cuddling his threadbare and well loved Mr Dumbo blue elephant and closes his eyes as Meroe begins to read, "Upon a lonely mountainside; where bats and cats all come to hide ..........."
Through the window above Forfy's bed, billowing smoke can be seen rising, like a huge dust cloud about to engulf the house. A faint mechanical chugging can be heard.
HC Trench
Geny catching sight of Joonas approaching with his gas canister, gives a warning "Retreat!!!!" as he clumsily attempts to mount his hobby horse, to make his escape. "Holy s... b.... f.... b........", shouts Kip dashing full speed to the bunker entrance. "To the bunkers lads", roars Azzie who then proceeds to dart off in the opposite direction. "Lame", muttered Veco.
At the entrance to Azzie's bunker bodies are crushed together in a panicked and fruitless attempt to get into the bunker at the same time. SG, grabbing his clipboard and papers attempts to crawl under everyone's legs. Noob, Poly, Stevie and Neraus are wedged together. "Suck it in dammit!", growls Noob. "Get your hand off my butt!" shrieks Poly. "That better not be what I think it is Stevie", warns Neraus, "My ear, my ear", cries Stevie. "F... this", snorts Kip, who takes two paces back and slams into the pile like a juggernaut ..... the group pops through the entrance and collapses into a heap on the dirt floor.
Kip, the first one up, tramples unceremoniously over the others, despite their cries and shrieks of pain and heads down towards the belly of the bunker, just in time to see Minion close the safe room iron door on him with a little wave. "Sorry dude. All's fair in love and war. No hard feelings eh". Kip hammers on the door, "I am gonna f........ you f......... up b..........., I f......... will, you f......... b.......... gonna f... your a..... f........ c............. f...".
Close behind SG turns to the others, "Hide!". SG hides under the large shade of a lamp and stands still in the corner, still clutching his clipboard. Poly hunkers down and places a cushion on his lap and covers himself in a shawl to mimic a chair. Nooby poses next to the bronze sculpture of Eros. Neraus runs from one spot the to the next before lying on the floor, mouth opened in a snarl like a weird animal skin rug.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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