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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 19, 2014 05:29 PM |
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HC Forest
Dappled light dances across the small bower. Small birds tweet and swoop as they play chase with each other in the air. Tiny rodents scurry and race through the flower beds and shrubs. The forest is alive with playful movement. The sweet alluring aroma of myrtle and philadelphus scent the air.
Two little bright bluebirds swoop down and picking at the woven daisy chain blanket, gently pull it back to reveal the blissfully sleeping Jaba and Gnomsey. Gnomsey spooning Jaba, his arms wrapped tightly around Jaba's waist. Jaba snoring softly, the dandelion close to him pulling and swaying with his every breath.
Dropping the daisy blanket at their feet, the two little bluebirds circle Jaba's head and sing, gently awakening him from his deep slumber. As Jaba stretches and stirs, it disturbs Gnomsey, "Mommy?". Jaba listens to his two little bluebirds as they sing to him, tweeting in his ears.
Turning to Gnomsey, who is rubbing his eyes, Jaba shakes him softly, "It is time Gnomsey. Time to go home".
"Awww but can't I stay a bit longer Jaba. Its been too long. Its not fair", replies Gnomsey, his bottom lip trembling as he fights back the tears.
"But what about Meroe?", asks Jaba, "she will be worried about you Gnomes. She will be sad".
"I know Jaba. I know", sniffles Gnomes, "I don't know what to do".
Embracing the sniffling Gnomes, Jaba reassures him, "We will always have the forest, Gnomes".
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted June 19, 2014 06:13 PM |
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... 
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 19, 2014 06:19 PM |
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They're so cute! 
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Living time backwards
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted June 19, 2014 06:36 PM |
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Awwwwwwwwww, so cute 
...please someone burn the forest 
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 19, 2014 06:39 PM |
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You've an urge to hurt the adorable and cute too? 
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Living time backwards
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted June 19, 2014 06:43 PM |
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Tbe whole story is about hurting each other, so...Gnomes & Jaba won't scape their fate
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 19, 2014 06:58 PM |
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i don't know whether to think the last bit was innocent and pure, or gayer than an easter basket.
either way, it's a nice contrast to the darker playfulness, violence, and general horror of what happens with everyone else. much less sinister. 
lol, i think meroe's trying to tell HC something...
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted June 19, 2014 07:16 PM |
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When I was young I found myself alone with a cage that had a bunny inside, and I had this insatiable urge to grab old of it tight and not let go. Alas, the damn thing just hopped into a corner beyond my reach, I touched its fur though. Ironically, the fear in its eyes made it cuter, thus increasing my urges.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted June 19, 2014 07:20 PM |
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The full story of what happened in the forest will soon be sold as a separate novel. It will be hitting the shelves very shortly and it's guaranteed to be X-rated!!
For only 120 Euros, you can pre-order it now!
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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Gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted June 19, 2014 07:23 PM |
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Fred, be happy that I spend my time with Jaba, for if I go to war I bring not myself, but an army. I weild not weapons, but words and magic. I'm like Robb Stark, I can't lose...
... Wait, Robb dies. Snow.
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted June 19, 2014 07:28 PM |
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Gnomes said:
I weild not weapons, but words and magic. I'm like Robb Stark, Obi-Wan Kenobi, I can't lose...
There you go.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted June 19, 2014 07:42 PM |
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*sniff, sniff*
What is that smell? 
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted June 19, 2014 07:54 PM |
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Are you addressing me, Omega?
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 19, 2014 08:33 PM |
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 19, 2014 08:35 PM |
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Veco surveys the battlefield and a deep sigh of contentment escapes him. Slapping Baklava on the back, Veco descends into his trench. Bak looks wearily at a paralytic Tsar, half slumped and comatose in his chair, a small driblet of saliva working its way down the side of his face. He then looks at Ghost, who is still wearing his dealers visor. "Where do you want to be dropped off dude?", he asks. Ghost looks thoughtful for a moment. "Umm yes, many soups but never winter for worry; be for old man, yes. But when Thai is 20euros, what is that?", and he nods sagely at Baklava. "Yeah whatever dude", Bak replies pulling on his motorcycle helmet.
Veco emerges from the trench walking alongside a shining IMZ-Ural motorcycle with sidecar. Mounting it, Veco chucks a spare helmet at Ghost and kick starts the bike. A satisfying deep throaty rumble echo's through the trench.
They ride off into the sunset, Ghosty barely visible in the sidecar and Baklava sitting pillion with his back to Veco, strumming his guitar.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 19, 2014 08:40 PM |
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lol @ ghost's dialogue.
this last bit you did, i like alot. painted a very cool picture(but then, your descriptiveness always does that).
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 19, 2014 09:18 PM |
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Azzie's Trench
Joonas enters the tunnel. He takes no notice of the piles of sticky bombs, pipe bombs, other incendiary devices and ammunition piled up and continues on, following the sound of hammering and unrelenting cursing.
The room opens up. At the far end is a closed heavy metal door and Kipshasz pounding at it with his fists. Profanities and expletives in several different languages have turned the air blue. Kip stops hammering and turns to Joonas. "Five minutes Joonas, just give me five minutes of justice!!".
Joonas steps forward and with one powerful twist cranks the metal door's valve with a mighty crack. Clicks and whirs are heard before a popping sound as air is sucked through the door jamb at speed. Yanking the door open with a violent intensity Kip steps into the room. Minion, reading a newspaper on the toilet, stands folding the paper over his midsection. "Awwww Kip man come on. It a joke .... ha ha you can take a joke. I would have opened the door for ya". Joonas slowly closes the door as Minion pleads "Come on now Kip, man I got my pants down here".
Joonas blasts a massive plume of smoke into the room, engulfing everything. The lampshade coughs and wheezes and drops its clipboard. A comfy chair starts to hack spasmodically. A bronzed statue falls from his plinth croaking and rasping, his hastily made loincloth spliting and falling to the floor. The weird fur rug turns over clasping at its chest gasping for breath.
Joonas turns and blasts the smoke into the vault for good measure. Within a minute all was silent, save for the gentle snoring and breathing of those littering the floor. Kip emerges from the vault. "Yeah I feel better now", he breathes deeply, the sleeping gas having no effect on him whatsoever. Joonas looks at Kip impressed at his ability to withstand all the chemical warfare thrown at him so far.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 19, 2014 10:02 PM |
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Ohhh minion! 
Edit: I wonder what he exactly was doing with his pants down sitting on the toilet though
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Living time backwards
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 19, 2014 10:11 PM |
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Can't you read? He was reading a newspaper.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted June 19, 2014 10:19 PM |
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It's just so long ago I last read a newspaper that I forgot that's how it's done.
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Living time backwards
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