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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 22, 2014 11:22 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 19:10, 02 Jun 2014.
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The local woods.
Wildflowers dance in the cool breeze and shade of the HC Wood. Magnificent trees like stout pillars claw their way to the skies. The tips of their branches spewing leaves of iridescent greens, that filter the sunlight almost down to the mossy ground. Small animals nervously scamper and speed through he undergrowth, aware that any moment could be their last.
Skipping through the wildflowers he approaches, a daisy chain around his neck and leaves still stuck to his hair and back from where he slept during the night, tucked away in a safe, dry tree hollow. Birds delight in his presence and chirp and sing, swooping and diving all around him.
Jabanoss sees the house in the distance. Ahh he has come too close to 'The Others'. The little bluebird by his ear, takes a beak full of Jaba's hair as if to gently tug him back to the safety of the wood.
HC House - Roof.
Sitting nonchalantly against the cupola on the roof, Baklava craftly inhales on the joint he is sharing with Veco. They sit in silence, chilling out, enjoying the view until the other guys join them.
"Oh come on guys, ha ha the joke has gone on long enough, don't you think", pleads Herry - tied fast to the lighting rod attached to the chimney. "I mean, yes its very funny and all, but hmmm mmmm mmm", as Veco puts a fresh piece of duct tape over Herry's mouth, before returning to the proffered joint, murmuring "Lame-o".
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 22, 2014 11:33 PM |
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LOL, glorious! that's 3 qp requests from me.  
@ noobx: be careful with groups like that. those that hunt in packs, tend to have more around somewhere, should you decide to bash some heads in. in a situation like that, it's best to rally as many people as you can against any hoods. if they pack up, you pack up bigger. you want to keep them away, not hurt them. if you hurt them, things could escalate quick.
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted May 22, 2014 11:33 PM |
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Man, that Jabanoss really has a way of entering a good story! 
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 22, 2014 11:37 PM |
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lol, yeah, no ****, man. two thumbs way up from me.
(bane: thy name is floodprotect.  )
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 23, 2014 12:38 AM |
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Miles Away, in a deserted field.
The clouds began to swirl as the wind picks up. Soon the air turns cold as the clouds darken and thicken. Faint rumbles are heard from high in the sky, as the supercell begins to take shape.
Dust from the ground starts to rise up, sucked in by the pressure of the growing storm. Swirling and turning in a graceful ephemeral dance, only to disappear into the gaping maw of the blackened cloud.
Without warning the tornado appeared. Shooting downwards and stabbing violently at the ground. Lightening flashed and thunder roared. But it was barely heard through the whirring din of the tornado's rasping scream.
The sky turned black and the clouds clashed white sparks of Biblical proportions as the tornado tore a brutal scar through the earth.
But then, as quickly as it started ..... it stopped. The sky brightened almost instantly as the clouds disperse like dandelion seed heads. And there, stood a lone figure. As dark as night. As cold as the grave.
Adrius looked up ................ and cursed. He was several miles from the HC House and he was wearing his best shoes.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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master_learn
Legendary Hero
walking to the library
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posted May 23, 2014 07:04 AM |
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Meroe,the boy coming to the house is me,the one of the roof is imposter,I think you should update the story.
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"I heard the latest HD version disables playing Heroes. Please reconsider."-Salamandre
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 23, 2014 08:26 AM |
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 23, 2014 09:18 AM |
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Oh, this is glorious.
@ml
Who the hell would want to be your impostor?
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 23, 2014 04:08 PM |
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Back at the HC House.
Meroe stands at the doorway of the kitchen. Its once clean, shiny surfaces are now caked in food debris, broken crockery, dirty hand prints, and what may be human faeces. The floor is littered with smashed plates, scuff marks and a large slick of maple syrup. Meroe deduces that the boys have been using the toast as skis again. The broken window, slight smudge of blood and a tooth lodged into the shattered window frame all lead to her being right.
She ponders how jelly covered cereal found itself caked to the ceiling, artistically arranged to resemble a face throwing up.
Several chairs are missing and the table lies on its side.
Meroe fetches the flamethrower. Within seconds the entire kitchen is ablaze. She waits for several minutes before dousing the flames. Outside sounds of yells, shouts, gunfire and minor explosions fill the air. An unidentified body falls past the window and lands on the ground with a sickening crash. Snickers and giggles come from roof, before the anonymous heap eventually drags itself away.
Reaching for the broom, Meroe sweeps a path towards the basement. "JOONAS!!!! JOONAS!!!!! I NEED A NEW KITCHEN!!". Silence. Then the click and whir of several locks rotating and a dark brooding figure slowly mounts the stairs four at a time.
"I need a new kitchen", Meroe says in a subordinate way, remembering not to make too much eye contact with Joonas and to keep her head tilted downwards. She gestures slowly to the charred mess. The only thing that breaks the silence is the low hiss of Joonas's breath as he reaches down and picks up his axe, breathes roughly against Meroe's face and slinks off towards the woods.
Meroe waits until he is a considerable distance, before letting out a long exclamation of relief. "Phhhheeeeeeeeeeeeewwww".
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted May 23, 2014 04:12 PM |
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Joonas is a slave, how cruel :[
Just kidding, it's funny
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 23, 2014 04:16 PM |
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Hell no. Joonas is not a slave. LMAO. Jeez are you kidding. Don't make eye contact SG.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 23, 2014 04:39 PM |
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...
For the record... they started it.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 23, 2014 04:42 PM |
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 23, 2014 04:45 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 16:46, 23 May 2014.
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I apologize for my behavior so far. I had a series of events that pissed me off yesterday and I released my frustration here.
You can use me in your story in whatever way you feel like. I don't want to be left out.  Please.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 23, 2014 04:46 PM |
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 23, 2014 04:51 PM |
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I did wonder Stevie, it wasn't like the usual you. Tis all cool.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 23, 2014 05:39 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 19:12, 02 Jun 2014.
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On the roof Smithey, Azzie and Kip are firing Meroe's best bone china from a makeshift and very Heath Robinsonesque turbo charged catapult, towards their target. 500 metres away Bak, Veco, Geny and Blizz are jockeying for position, baseball bats in hand in readiness for the next missile. Suddenly a large soup dish hurtles into view. "MINE!!"" shouts Blizz. "I GOT IT", yells Bak. "MOVE!" grunts Geny. "Lame-o's" mutters Veco. Geny darts forward, but is taken down with a sly trip from Blizz who swings but misses the dish, his squirrel bonnet blinding him temporarily, forcing Bak to duck for cover as Blizz's bat
whooshes past his head. SSSSMMMMAAASSSHHHH, as Veco's bat pulverizes the dish into dust. "Lame-o's", he repeats.
Off to the side, Tsar is relaxing comfortably in a deckchair and shaded by a beach umbrella. Gentilly sipping Camus Cognac Cuvee from the lid cup of his antique silver hip flask.
Behind him, laying supine in the mud, Fred and Artu catch their breath. "Would you just ........ listen .... Artu....... Jeez, man", Fred pants. "Never", Artu wheezes. They both struggle to their knees, swaying and listing. Then launch themselves together like two aging Sumo wrestlers .... and continue their brawl. Ghosty shouts incoherently at them, his arms waving frantically. Maybe he is refereeing; perhaps pleading; perhaps encouraging.
Back on the roof, Neraus, Stevie, Noob, Poly and SG giggle excitedly to themselves as they fill canisters with explosives, broken china, saltpeter, silver bearings and other noisome ingredients, and then pass them to Kip. Forfy sitting quietly underneath the still securely fastened Herry occasionally turns from his 'Learn with Mother' canvas book to pop another candy into Herry's mouth. Herry's head bobbing and shaking in time to the music playing on his iPod.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 23, 2014 05:52 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 17:52, 23 May 2014.
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meroe said:
Behind him, laying supine in the mud, Fred and Artu catch their breath. "Would you just ........ listen .... Artu....... Jeez, man", Fred pants. "Never", Artu wheezes.
Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 23, 2014 05:58 PM |
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Explosives and me... a second before a disaster. A Chernobyl scale disaster.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 23, 2014 06:03 PM |
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In the HC House.
The Study/Library.
With everyone outside, the interior of the HC House is once again peaceful. Its cool corridors silent and still. A rarely travelled corridor eventually leads to the library. A huge Victorian room, full of dusty leather bound tomes, scrolls, old newspapers, papyrus rolls and ancient manuscripts. The leather bound tables groan under the weight of countless books, placed haphazardly on top of one another. Some books pilled over 6'high, teetering like skyscrapers threatening to fall.
Large velvet Chesterfields house half read books, absently left behind like lost children. Dust and cobwebs hang in gossamer ribbons from the corners of the room and from the threadbare drapes.
In a far corner of the library, surrounded by piles of hastily discarded volumes and books is a figure hunched over his papers. A lone candle flickers next to him, occasionally illuminating his pale face and never blinking eyes. The feathered quill shaking continuously has he fervently writes.
Suddenly a firework screeches past the window. Slamming his quill down, Mvass storms to the window and yanks it open. "People are working in here, you know!!! Keep the damn noise down, you ingrates".
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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