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Gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted May 27, 2014 04:38 PM |
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... Why did I only get time to read this now? I've missed out on so much. XD
Meroe, have a QP on me. I shall transfer one if necessary, but you need at least two for this thread...
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 27, 2014 06:01 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 19:15, 02 Jun 2014.
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HC House Roof.
Forfy has fallen asleep on the roof. His little butt peaking through the onesie's butt flap as he adorably sucks on his 'blankie'. Kip finishes his pint of Guinness and deftly primes the explosive handing it to Smithey with an evil grin. Smithey shakes the explosive like a curious child at Christmas before placing the old soda bottle into the makeshift cannon. Azzie radio's Tsar, "Avast me hearties, prepare your scurvy souls for an incoming extravaganza. Yar".
Behind them, unseen Herry has skillfully freed his left leg from the lightening pole. With uncredible dexterity he lifts up the roof of the cupola and with nothing but his toes, lifts out the jetpack he has been hiding. With the flexibility of an contortionist, Herry fastens the jetpack to the lightening rod and using only his teeth flicks the switch.
The whirring of the tiny rotor which has appeared from the top of the lightening rod, makes everyone on the roof stop and turn. As Herry gracefully rises into the air, the guys hoot and holler like a group of drunken sailors at a stripshow.
Higher and higher he rises, until just a small fleeting figure can be seen and the whirring fades. Gnomes and Nooby gleefully chase after him to catch the falling fragments of duct tape like magical Maple copters.
In the field Joonas drags two massive felled tree trucks under each arm. He pauses as he watches Herry sail past. The rotor's thwamp thwamp sound echoing softly. Nooby and Gnomsey run past him. They wave as Herry disappears over the horizon. Joonas shakes his head and continues back to the HC House.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted May 27, 2014 06:05 PM |
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Yay! 
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Living time backwards
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 27, 2014 06:39 PM |
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Edited by meroe at 19:17, 02 Jun 2014.
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Smithey, an aura of pure evil menace on his face, lights the fuse while everyone else is watching Herry's bid for freedom. There is a thunderous blast as the cannon explodes, launching its missile forward at an incredible speed - the sonic boom knocking those on the roof on their backs. Smithey, the only one left standing blinks rapidly with shellshock, his face covered in soot, the cannon's barrel now split like a banana and billowing smoke.
The missle reaches the others within seconds. Geny, army training kicking in throws himself to the floor just as the missile hurtles past him, covering him in dirt. Blizz reclining on a tree stump, barely has time to register that his edition of "Randy Rodent Rumps", has been torn from his hands. Bak stands firm, baseball bat in hand, preparing to swing. Veco, standing to the side a champagne flute in his hand, smooths his hair back, "Lame-o's".
The missile hurtles forward towards Fred and Artu. Still wrestling, they don't notice as the missile hits them head on.
No explosion comes however, as the missile continues on its way. Fred and Artu now sitting astride it, slapping each other like schoolground girl's. "If you would ........ only ..... just listen .......... dammit", screams Fred over the roaring of the wind. "You ...... fool ...... ugh ......... never!!!", bellows Artu.
Tsar radios back. "You missed. Two degree too far right".
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 27, 2014 07:02 PM |
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SG smacks Neraus around the head, "Not enough gunpowder. I told you, MOAR gunpowder!!". "Its still going", reports Stevie, field binoculars to his eyes as he scans the horizon. "Wow, Fred just gave Artu a wet willy!!". He lowers the binoculars, two black rings daubed around his eyes. Poly, Neraus and Stevie giggle to themselves. "What?!" asks Stevie. "What the hell is wrong with you guys". "Nothing", snickers Poly, "we are OWL okay". And they fall into hysterical laughter.
Out in the field, Joonas hears the missile's approach. Lowering the tree trunks, he steadies himself. To fast to be seen by the naked eye, the missile is stopped dead in its tracks as Joonas halts its journey with a simple raised palm, as he catches the missiles nose with one hand.
Shaking off Fred and Artu. He picks up the tree trucks and heads home.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 27, 2014 07:11 PM |
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Joonas is a rock. Some things just can't be destroyed  Are you going to tell him otherwise?? Coz I sure in hell, aint.
This is all for today guys.
Remember, only you can stop forest fires.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted May 27, 2014 08:44 PM |
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Is it Blizz's house? Because I'll feel bad for laughing maniacally if it isn't...
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 27, 2014 09:28 PM |
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two more great scenes, meroe. keep it up. 
btw, what happened last weekend? 
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 31, 2014 02:52 PM |
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This thread still delivers I was afraid I was going to remove that qp to get the show running again.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted May 31, 2014 02:57 PM |
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Emotionally hurting little girls and maniacally laughing at it afterwards.. is there anything it can't solve?
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Living time backwards
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 31, 2014 06:54 PM |
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Remove that qp Elvin and I swear I will hunt you down and gut you like fish
Okay okay, I will have another installment ready for tomorrow. I promise. 
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 31, 2014 07:00 PM |
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted May 31, 2014 07:07 PM |
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Yes, pinky swear.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted June 02, 2014 02:33 AM |
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Meroe relaxes peacefully, sprawling widthways on a large crocheted hammock under the accommodating shade of a large beach umbrella. Underneath the hammock and frame Forfy lies on his stomach reading from a large selection of comics, occasionally giggling to himself, and flicking the ants of his chewy candy.
Every so often the idyll is disturbed by hacking or sawing coming from the kitchen. Sometimes a few choice Finnish expletives are heard.
On the other side of the HC House the garden is now a war zone. Barbed wire fences form the first line in defense and protect hurriedly dug trenches. Sangers and sentry posts are dotted along the trenches in haphazard intervals. The large stretch of No Man's Land is dotted with craters and debris and several x-frames covered in razor wire.
"INCOMING!!!", shouts Azzie moments before a large mortar bomb, which was lobbed out in a high arc over No Man's Land, explodes near the trench. Dirt, wood and debris shower the boys as they bow down and cover their heads. "Those ******ing ****ks!!", spits Kip. And turning to SG, "Get 'the Big One'", he says over dramatically. SG throws down his gun, "dammmit The Big One aint ready yet. You have to keep them occupied, my guys can't work like this!!!". And SG storms off in a huff. "I guess SG is manstruating today", says Kip to himself, turning back to Azzie who has just resumed battering the enemy, firing his heavy machine gun at them with a look of crazed delight on his face. Behind him, fast asleep on a makeshift camp bed, Smithey scratches his genitals.
On the other side, Geny is barking orders at no one in particular. He is also the only one wearing a uniform, although why he is wearing a circa 1840 uniform of the 13th Light Dragoons is anyone's guess. Blizz is nowhere to be seen. At the start of the heavy bombardment, he gave up on digging trenches and went for tunnels instead. Several hundred meters away, Blizz was happily watching porn on freeview tv in his little underground lair, sipping on an ice cold Bud and snacking Cheez-Its and Skittles.
Up top Veco prepares to hurl a grenade when Bak cries out, "Who the hell is taking a stroll???". Both sides cease fighting as everyone watches Herry romp over the muddy ground, waving and carrying his suitcase. "Hey guys, I'm back. Did ya miss me?", he beams, little rosy cheeks all lit up on his earnest face.
Geny, Azzie, Veco, Kip, SG, Stevie, Neraus, Poly, Noob and Smithey all scream in unison. "FIRE!!!!"
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 02, 2014 02:37 AM |
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meroe said:
"Hey guys, I'm back. Did ya miss me?"
"FIRE!!!!"
BWAHAHAHAHA
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted June 02, 2014 04:19 AM |
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Very entertaining So this is how you imagine us boys at HC? Playing trench warfare in the backyard of the house?
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted June 02, 2014 04:48 AM |
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Meanwhile, I'm just being a life guard, having no free time to join in the fun... Bah, I would just die horribly anyway. Who am I kidding?
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 02, 2014 04:48 AM |
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another nice one. i like blizz's non-matching choices of snacks. and of course, the herry part.
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 02, 2014 09:35 AM |
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meroe said:
"I guess SG is manstruating today"
So true.
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Storm-Giant
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
On the Other Side!
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posted June 02, 2014 03:46 PM |
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The_Polyglot said:
Do I really seem that one-dimensional? 
I'm afraid so
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