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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
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posted June 07, 2002 10:19 PM |
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*under his breath* Suck-Up
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 07, 2002 10:23 PM |
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Gootchie..are,'t you giving me a present?
well well well..very disappointing
*goes to her room and starts weeping*
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 07, 2002 10:32 PM |
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Weeelll, I guess I could give you a present.
Here. *hands her a small box* That's a case of vintage wine. It's about 30 years aged. Enjoy.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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The_Gootch
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Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 07, 2002 10:40 PM |
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Sensing that he has yet made another woman cry, The Gootch smiles
<Reentering the temple>
"Heh. Mightymage you pansy, she doesn't drink. I should know. I tried to get her drunk and...never mind. Would little Romana like a present-wesent? I've got just the present for you."
<Places an inflatable alligator on the altar>
"Now you can swim in your cesspool in style. Hahahahahhahah!  "
<Leaves>
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted June 07, 2002 10:42 PM |
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Ice Cream!!
*hugs Gootch*
Ohh... well in that case.. I guess we can put the polar bear back in his cage
*whisles*
Oh snowy!! Get in yer box!
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
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Romana
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Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 07, 2002 10:44 PM |
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thank you Mighty mage..for making me feel better I will grant you a wish 
as for you Gootch...
*eyes glow up red*
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ..*lasers gootch till he's nothing more then a pile of ashes*
there ..i hope you're happy now..
note: no gootchies were harmed in RL..he will return to his former irritating self in a matter of minutes 
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 07, 2002 10:48 PM |
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Oh thank-you very much but no wishes are needed. I'm surrounded by genies 24/7. In fact if you all want a few to serve here that would be no problem. See ya.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Oldtimer
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posted June 23, 2002 10:11 PM |
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Darkness decended on the land.
The worship of the Rod went on unabated. The Temple grounds were desecrated, the statues defiled, the goddesses' worshipers went into hiding. Abusers of the Rod went forth unto the land and chased the good people of the Box. No where was it safe to worship the right and just way. The extascy of worship was banned from the land.
An old man wept.
The oldone went out and worshipped the Box. For he would not give up the pleasure and goodness that a Box brings.
He was a beacon of light in a dark land.
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Djive
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Zapper of Toads
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posted June 23, 2002 10:57 PM |
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A new dawn, and sunlight lit up the Temple of Worship.
Djive purposefully when to the Temple Gates and affixed two proclamations.
The first one read:
Notice of Death
It is herebye decreed that Aculias, the Manticore has been rightfully condemned to Death by the Godesses of the Temple of Worship.
Crimes being:
Having called the Goddess Djive Evil and spreading misinformation about her.
Having physically abused the Goddess, Djive.
Having blown up the West Tower on Temple Grounds.
Having plotted assassinations of the divine Godesses.
Any and all true worshippers of the Temple of Worship are requested to slay Aculias if he ever posts in this thread again. Reward: the eternal favour and grace of the Goddesses in the Temple. (For the purposes of this thread.)
Reopening
The Temple of Worship has been refurbished. The worship of the Box and the Knobs have been reinstated. The followers of the Goddesses have returned.
Worship of the Rod is a Captial Offence on Temple Grounds, for everyone except the Temple Goddesses.
The reopening will be accompanied by an exravaganza party with Knob-Truning and Box Worship.
In her hands Djive has an improved Wand of Zapping. The Toad Zapping spell it casts can no longer be dispelled by any of the other goddesses.
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 24, 2002 06:42 AM |
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You are wrong it was not me I am being framed I didnt do it.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Romana
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Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 24, 2002 09:12 AM |
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*goes to have a talk with Djive*
Sister..I fear you have been too quick to judge Aculias.
If you would just hear him out..I think he deserves an impartial opinion.
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Djive
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Zapper of Toads
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posted June 24, 2002 01:35 PM |
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This is a role-play thread. Not real life thread.
Aculias has done everything he is accused of to the Goddesses of the Temple. The actions are in his posts.
The above Notice of Death only applies to this particular thread. There is to be no Manticore hunt in other threads, not for any reason.
In old times you could get killed because you spilled a cup of tea on a king. Aculias actions are strictly worse than this.
The Temple and the Goddesses (including me) have the right to defend themselves. You don't have to put up with assassination attempts, physical and mental abuse if you're a Goddess. Not in an RPG thread you don't.
If Aculias wants mercy he has to redeem his name and make good for his deeds. Proclaiming innocence will get him nowhere.
NOTE: I have changed the rating of this thread to "role play".
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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Romana
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Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted June 24, 2002 06:25 PM |
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and dear Djive..I guess you misunderstood again..cause I WAS in my role so there ..
*summons the wind and blows Djive's moomoo up*
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Djive
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Zapper of Toads
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posted June 24, 2002 07:41 PM |
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Quote:
and dear Djive..I guess you misunderstood again..cause I WAS in my role so there ..
*summons the wind and blows Djive's moomoo up*
The statement was intended as information in general as it's not mentioned anywhere earlier in the Thread. If anything it was directed at Aculias and not at you. I guess you misunderstood the intention of the sentence.
It seems you consider Aculias a loyal follower. Perhaps I could be persuaded to give him a second chance (or should I say fifth chance). However, be aware that I will have no tolerance for the behaviour he has shown so far.
This means:
No physical or magical violence of any sort directed at any of the Goddesses.
Nothing which can be considered heresy to ANY of the Goddesses in the Temple.
Bringing gifts and paying homage to the Goddesses when he visits.
And thank you for saying that you were happy that I restored the Temple from the darkness that descended on the land.
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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Oldtimer
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posted June 24, 2002 07:57 PM |
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The peace and tranquility of the Temple was shattered. The Goddess of Knowledge and The Goddess worshipped by the Hole Sect were in constant strife. The Goddess of Knowledge cound never accept the vile and profane worshippers of her Sister, low try as she might the practices of these followers of Zud's apostacy turn her insides in to jelly. The Goddess of Knowledge saw what vileness came from these acts and was hard in her stance against them.
The people began to suffer, for the Goddess of reveling underclothes had left after the desecration and her abilities to please both of her sisters' needs were also gone. The Goddessess looked to their high priests to find some comfort, but the priests were nowhere to be seen. How can the Goddessess reach their place of ultimate enlightenment when they forget about the worship of the Box and Knobs and bicker amoung themselves about the fate of a Zuddite?
The oldman contemplates questions beyond his small understanding, finding himself unworthy to continue in such endeavours, he takes some polish and goes unto the great Statue of the Goddess of Knowledge. "These knobs have been untended for far to long!" he exclaims. He begins the work of polishing the knobs. He is steadfast in his work, and continues to polish the knobs, and vows to do so until he finds the key to the Box, for he knows that worshipping the Box is his life's Work.
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted June 24, 2002 10:30 PM |
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Steps out of thy shadows of my hiding place with only a few words in a shout "I am free!)
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Dreaming of a Better World
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted June 24, 2002 10:38 PM |
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Y'know Oldtimer, you really could get to the point and call it an all out cat fight (no pun intended to Cat of course)
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted September 11, 2002 12:54 AM |
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-after a long and peacefull timethings started to change in the temples. More people grew to love the goddessess instead of fear them...
Even Djive was feeling happy and hadn't zapped anyone in quite some time-
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The_Gootch
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Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted April 09, 2003 05:13 AM |
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The wind whistles, leaves rustle, and a familiar scent is in the air
<Feeling like he is a ghost walking through the shadows of HC, our intrepid hero has come across the once glorious temple dedicated to estrogen...now in a sad state of disrepair>
"Hmmm...I swore once a long time ago...never to come back to this place."
<He cautiously walks up the stairs. No groundskeepers have tended the temple. Dirt, dust, and used prophylactics are strewn about>
"Hello, hello?"
<Our hero curses to himself for feeling upset that there is no answer. This place to him was an abomination; the goddesses--his Moriarty. And yet, he finds little comfort in the fact that it has been abandoned.>
"Is anyone here?"
<His voice is quickly swallowed up by the eerie blackness. Moonlight barely illuminates the sanctuary. Once there were hundreds of acolytes. Once, there was a high priest of some repute and charisma that gave wisdom and knowledge to the masses. Once, the goddesses themselves walked amongst their gibbering worshippers. Our hero had no use for any of them. But again, despair's cold tendrils grip his soul...drawing him closer and closer inside>
"Sheesh, how the mighty have fallen. High priest OldTimer, not even you had the stamina to satisfy these celestials. And no matter how skilled you were in speaking tongues, even you had to get tired. And for what did you do all this hard work for? Old man, you were a fool to fall to their charms. You had to learn the hard way how fickle women are. What a waste of a life."
<The once brilliant metallic statues of the goddesses are no longer quite so luminescent or imposing. Their boxes, once spit-shined to perfection, have tarnished. A layer of soot covers their knobs and knockers. Knee prints, almost permanently scarred into the stone floor at their base, have filled up. Knee pads for the younger acolytes have either been stolen or rotted away.>
"You know," he says to himself, "I almost feel bad that they've gone. Wonder what finally chased them away..."
<Gravity seems to have shifted in this once proud place. The unmistakable heaviness of what once was weighs heavily upon this antechamber. Remembering the nature of his mission, our hero slowly regards each statue>
"I have a mission I must complete. I know now what I must do."
<Slowly and deliberately, our hero reaches in and grabs his rod. Taking several deep breaths, he exposes it to the outside air. Sweating, almost intimidated by the thought of being caught, he waters each and every statue in the room. When he is done, his rod disappears back into the darkness.>
"I always wanted to consecrate this place. God, I love being a man!"
<And our hero walks off into the night, triumphant with the success of his mission>
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Oldtimer
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posted April 09, 2003 06:21 PM |
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An old man watches from the shadows. Wondering at the foul desecration of his beloved temple. Vowing to always speak in tounges while worshipping the Box, he slips back into the darkness of his solitary existence.
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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