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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted April 13, 2003 11:32 PM |
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"frome the shadows of the Temple halls...
...the Keeper looks around and smiles ...ah, nestadiel, you couldn't resist could you? ...after a few seconds, he vanishes as he remembered there is a party in the Be'ati Tempus"
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted April 13, 2003 11:42 PM |
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sticks out her tongue to ****** and vanishes on vacation to the caribbean
EDIT: lendband nestadiel...
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted April 14, 2003 01:19 AM |
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Quote:
It has come to the attention of many of us that the tavern is a godless community- all of you spiraling off into oblivion with no religion.. 
Religion is overrated.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted April 14, 2003 01:35 AM |
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Zaps The Gootch into a slimy toad.
*** ribiiittt ***
'Gootch' the heretic jumps away on his new frog-legs, as Djive releases a company of Gnolls and invites them to try to catch a toad for supper.
Hmmm... You'r better hurry The Gootch... Those Gnolls are hungry, and they like both Toads and Heretics.
The Goddess is in residence for a minutes to receive the worship from the other visitors.
Oh and Toads are lawless. Any and all are free to join the hunt on The Gootch as long as he remain on Temple Grounds.
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Marelt_Ekiran
Promising
Famous Hero
Watcher of All
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posted April 14, 2003 01:44 AM |
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<Flows to the ground in worship>
Unbelievable. You are the first one to turn someone into a toad, after I turned him into ashes. I didn't think it was possible.
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Perception is everything.
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 14, 2003 09:20 AM |
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Great! Now there's only one goddess missing! Hope she'll come back soon...
And I still refuse to worship you  .
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted April 14, 2003 02:30 PM |
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Worship who? Spirit boy or thunder man? Eh, they're both nothing.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted April 14, 2003 03:50 PM |
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Well if there aint a thing golden or even silver,maybe some gems and chrystals,this place is rather useless aint it?
I mean,anything else u do around here?
And I don't worship anything,so don't even try to make me!
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted April 14, 2003 07:23 PM |
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Takes Lord_Woock and Silx87 into the dungeon cells and locks them up.
Considers to lock up Mighty Mage but decides to pass for now.
Posts a notice that a Master Torturer is needed to torture some common sense into the subjects so that they understand the necessity of Worship. (To the point of Worshipping the Master Torturer for Mercy by licking his or hers boots with the tongue.)
Whips, Iron Maidens, Thumscrews, Dunking Machines, Acid, a Furnace and many more useful tools are available and ready for immediate use on the prisoners.
Posts a notice that the position as Master Inquistor is available. Task is to convert subjects in the Dungeons to the cause of the Goddesses. (Using any means available and perusing the services of the Master Torturr.)
Posts a notice that the position as Master Executioner is available. (In case the Torturer and Inquistor should fail, some heads will roll.)
Meanwhile, Djive prepares the torture-instruments herself, to have some fun with these heretics.
Perhaps soon, this Temple will finally have some true Worshippers!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 14, 2003 07:29 PM |
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Ah, shut up!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 14, 2003 07:32 PM |
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Do u have to be a worshiper to be the Executioner or Torturer?  I'm interested in those 2 positions
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 14, 2003 07:41 PM |
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Why would you want to torture or execute me?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted April 14, 2003 07:42 PM |
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Edited By: Djive on 14 Apr 2003
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You are appointed Master Torturer.
Start working on Lord Woock immediately! And gag him up so he can't speak more insolence before he's ready to change his tone.
Edited:
Wake up Lord Woock!!! You're frequenting a place dedicated soley for the Worship of the Goddesses of the Temple and you refuse to show even the slightest trace of piety and not an ounce of Worship!!
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 14, 2003 07:46 PM |
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Then gods (and goddesses) are weird. I understand you zapped Gootch into a toad, as he was pissing on your statues. But I'm a friend! Why torture me?
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 14, 2003 07:49 PM |
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Great! *laughes evilly*
*ties Lord_Woock's hands and feet together and then hangs him from the cieling. His arms and legs r behind him and his stomach sags to the floor. I start piling weights on his back*
If this doesn't make your back break I don't know what will, even though I still have HUNDREDS of ideas left!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted April 14, 2003 07:52 PM |
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Well, torture or not is YOUR choice.
We don't torture Worshippers (Added for emphasis: of the Virtuous Vixens), so become one!
The temple (dedicated to the Worship) is filled with +90% non-Worshippers, which means that I've got to change that or close down the Temple. That's MY choice.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 14, 2003 07:56 PM |
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oh, so I guess it just comes down to if u 3 r worth worshipping then?
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted April 14, 2003 07:57 PM |
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Do whatever you want to me, but I shall always worship Blind Io, Offler the crocodile god and Fate! No more gods for me, oh no!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted April 14, 2003 08:01 PM |
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...hey what is that voice in my head?
...immediatly, the Keeper disappears from the Be'ati Tempus hotbaths, leaving two Elven lasses startled... a few minutes later, he appears in front of the Toad Zapper...
...greetings Djive... I never thought you'd return here... I do have a request... and I hope you listen to the father of your fellow Godess... even if she is MIA at the moment... the Dwarf is off limits and I have to ask you to release him... he is an endangered spieces and any harm done to him will be your fault...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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gorman
Promising
Legendary Hero
Been around since before 2003
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posted April 14, 2003 08:05 PM |
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Do whatever you want to me, but I shall always worship Blind Io, Offler the crocodile god and Fate! No more gods for me, oh no!
Hey now! She isn't askin u to worship another GOD! She is a GODDESS! Trust me, goddess's r MUCH better! More lenient and more willing to do nice things for ya!
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When all else fails... Take notes.... ALL the time... ESPECIALLY when playing D&D.... or Pokemon in my case
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