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RMS
Responsible
Legendary Hero
-ing yummy foods
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posted February 26, 2002 12:08 AM |
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...this is a very heinous and putrid thread. How dare all of you speak such blasphemy? Do you hold such enmity and malice, or is it simply disregard for those that have created and hold us to this mortal plane? It is not for me to be the judge, but I hope that you are not taking this seriously.
...such a disturbing harbringer of what the world is coming. I grieves me so to give it such a thought...
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This space for rent.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted February 26, 2002 05:15 AM |
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LOL just LOL
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted February 26, 2002 11:13 AM |
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Well if it isn't our lovely heavenly father RMS...
How have you been doing daddy...???
as for Thunder ..
you might have noticed this is a female temple...and unless you are a female...Well you get the picture right..
(Atleast I hope so  )
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 26, 2002 11:32 AM |
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted February 26, 2002 11:59 AM |
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Hiya Moose ..glad you find it so laughable ..But if you read it through you would see it's actually not about worship...It's just a game ..like H0MM..
MOOOOOOOO
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 26, 2002 12:02 PM |
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 26, 2002 12:08 PM |
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But it doesn't actually say 'worship us' anywhere!! We are merely sending extreamly subtle sublininal messages!!
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 Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted February 26, 2002 12:13 PM |
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that explains it...
I guess I was lucky to leave my brain on my desk today... hey, wait a sec... I'm in my house as well ...aaargh!!!!
"falls to his knees and starts chanting"
--Romana, oh great godess, and you oh, Cat, mistress of all that is--
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 26, 2002 01:06 PM |
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Ha! We now have Lith, and soon we will have ALL mortals (this offer does not include the undead or those immune to subliminals. Your statutory rights are unaffected)
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted February 26, 2002 02:17 PM |
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Djive, mighty Goddess of Indexing, Wisdom and Brilliance, Supreme Oracle and Famous Zapper of Toads joins Cat and Romana at the Temple.
All Hail the mighty trio of Goddesses by throwing yourselves down prostrate and Worship, or be Zapped!!!
Aculias and Sir_Stiven, you are lacking in faith and respect. Show repentence or face the consequences!!!
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted February 26, 2002 02:21 PM |
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YAAAYY...girlfriend ..glad you decided to join..Now we'll have to think of a spicy name to call our Trio..Any suggestions??
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Wesley
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted February 26, 2002 02:23 PM |
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Edited By: Wesley on 26 Feb 2002
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Add Milena!
And you could call yourself the bangles!
Walk Like an Egyptian! uhm Wasn't there a godess in egypt that had something with CATS?
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Thunder
Responsible
Famous Hero
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posted February 26, 2002 04:46 PM |
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This is a temple of female deities? It doesn't matter. I'm going to put my famous halls of Talhalla next to it. Every other temple will get pale under it's majesty. And, of course, I'm not going to share it with any other gods or goddesses. My temple and worshippers are mine and mine alone.
Now first and foremost rule of my temple is that every week people have to sacrifice for me something valuable or else they will receive ill-luck.
Sacrifice List
Goods are always appreciated. I like fine clothes, jewels, gold, handy tools, leather, etc.
Take heed, only goods of fine quality are accepted.
Slaves are also appreciated by me (especially beautiful woman slaves). I want slaves to work on my fertile fields, to herd my herds of cows and sheep.
High quality armors and weapons are always welcome.
Slaves must be sacrificed on human altar. Slave are killed either by a poison or by carving a heart out of his or her body with a dagger. After the slave have died, his or her body shall be burnt on the altar.
Goods and weapons are sacrificed on a smaller altar. Items are transferred to the godplane either by burning them or through divine magic.
My priests and priestesses take care of all the sacrificing. Just hand the slaves or goods to them.
People who believe into me shall continue their living on my godplane after they have died. Warriors shall join the ranks of my army. Good blacksmiths have the honour to make armours and weapons to my warriors. Tailors will continue making clothes. Sheepherds will herd sheep. Etc.
People who sacrifice to me can ask for different blessings.
You're grain fields are under a long drought? I can provide you some gentle rain to assure that your crops will flourish.
You want to harm your hated enemy? I can provide some tornadoes, hurricanes, snowstorms and sandstorms to him.
(This starts to sound like an advertisement.)
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Romana
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Thx :D
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posted February 26, 2002 04:52 PM |
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I don't see anyone following you yet so..
This is sacriledge
What shall we do ladies??
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The darkest skies show the brightest stars
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Cat
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Gonna Get Dirrty...
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posted February 26, 2002 06:13 PM |
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Personally, I feel a smiting coming on! I have some new thunderbolts and plus, Thunder's ranting put me off shopping 
Aculias and Sir Stiven.. you must bow down before our majesty (and still not word from Wesley on his miracle..)
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Diwethaf Gloau Sylw y Gymreag
http://aozos.com/phpBB2/index.php
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Wesley
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted February 26, 2002 06:16 PM |
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Uhm.. A miracle huh..
Uhm... I really don't know what to choose. A miracle.
Okay.. Any suggestions? LOL! I just don't know what miracle I should wish for...
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Djive
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Zapper of Toads
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posted February 26, 2002 06:47 PM |
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This we can't tolerate ...
Djive takes aside three sturdy Gnolls and Zaps them into big slimy 100 kilogram Toads, called zip, zap, and zuey.
Zip, zap and zuey bounces off to Thunder's Temple, scaring the socks of anybody that is there and leaving everything in inch thick swamp silt, or green toad slime coming from their oozing tongues.
When Thunder returns to his Temple three titanic magic resistant Toads will greet him with red killer Tongues and slimy tongues.
Ladies, I believe we should prepare our defences in case Thunder pays us a visit.
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"A brilliant light can either illuminate or blind. How will you know which until you open your eyes?"
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted February 26, 2002 07:01 PM |
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"slaps himself in the face"
...have... to... break... free...
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Wyvern
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted February 26, 2002 07:01 PM |
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I don't want you to worship me... I only want you to buy my books when I write them...
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Lord_Woock
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Daddy Cool with a $90 smile
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posted February 26, 2002 07:06 PM |
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:: pulls out a bucket and poors some water on Lith's face ::
Don' worry! I'll pull yeh outta this! I'll help ya!
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Yolk and God bless.
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My buddy's doing a webcomic and would certainly appreciate it if you checked it out!
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