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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted October 10, 2006 12:01 AM |
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can i play too?
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted October 10, 2006 08:30 AM |
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YAY Boris of course you can play 
I am a bit busy with work, and the day has come where I need to think up the questions, so gimmie a day and I'll be back on track here...
Come to think of it - yous guys are awesome - please HCM me questions you think of for this, and I will make sure they get used. Thanks
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted October 10, 2006 09:05 AM |
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arent you are smart,WE have to think of the quesintes WE answer
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted October 10, 2006 01:48 PM |
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Updated player list
Quote:
Iris...Aculias...Kooka...Russ...MM...TA...TNTie...Foggie...Iriscannotpost...Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba...Leo_Lion...Dragon_Slayer...RSF...Boris/Antipaladin
OK the next 2 questions are for:
Boris
Describe how you woud break up with the girl you have been seeing for 12 months. Reward: move back one space{remember the CoC }
Iris
The opponent of your choice must explain what they would do to make sure they get a seat to themselves on the train/bus. Words - at least 50. Penalty - move foward 2 spaces.
For better questions HCM me with ideas heehee 
You have 48 hrs to answer the questions
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted October 10, 2006 01:54 PM |
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listen,dear you know i really have to thenk you for 12 mounths of the greatest sex i have ever had,but i gota break up with you,you dont shower enought..
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types in obscure english
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted October 10, 2006 08:36 PM |
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Edited by Leo_Lion at 20:37, 10 Oct 2006.
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Ahh, dude! You totally missed out on a great "break up line".
I thought you were going to say:Quote:
listen,dear you know i really have to thenk you for 12 mounths of the greatest sex i have ever had,but unfotunately, I was having it with someone else! 
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted October 11, 2006 06:46 AM |
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Quote:
Iris
The opponent of your choice must explain what they would do to make sure they get a seat to themselves on the train/bus. Words - at least 50. Penalty - move foward 2 spaces.
Have at it, Boston.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted October 11, 2006 10:30 AM |
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1.) I would start by going online to the local train services website. Then I would look up their number so I could call and speak to someone who works there.
2.) Then I would ask how one would go about applying to work for the train station. And follow their instructions to apply for a job. However before I applied, I would not shave for two months, so that I would grow out a massive beard.
3.) If I was not hired on the first try, I would continue applying and calling up every week until I was hired, just checking to see if a free position was available.
4.) After I was hired, I would die my hair a strange color and make it all spiky. I would also put on a clip on nose ring. Then on the first or second day I would take one of their uniforms as well as an employee name tag.
5.) I would shave my beard as well as all my hair off completely. So that I wouldn't be recognized by anyone who works there.
6.) Whenever I was planning to travel using the train services, I would wear the uniform and name tag. I would also carry a large metal box that looked like a toolbox.
7.) Once I had boarded the train, if there were no available seats, I would ask someone to please get up out of their seat, so I could access one of the panels under their seat.
8.) I would poke around under their seat for a few moments until they left to find a new seat.
9.) If they didn’t leave to find another seat, I would apologize and tell them it was going to take a while and they had better find another seat.
10.) If they still didn't leave, I would attempt to subtly make it clear that I was retarded or semi-retarded in hopes that they would not reason with me.
11.) If they decided to then make a scene or speak to a manager I would attempt to further provoke them by repeating the same things over and over again or by making arguements with circular logic until they were boiling with anger. If they threw an insult at me, then even better. Then I would ask if she wanted to speak to the manager if she hadn't already.
11a.) Most importantly in this step, I would act just retarded enough to make it only slightly obvious that I was retarded. First I would find a manager and tell them that a very unkind woman was yelling at me demanding that I give her seat back and that she had even threatened me and told me to go get the manager. (My actually doing so confirms the fact that I'm retarded) I'd also ask him to tell her that she shouldn't demand to take up the entire row of seats.
11b.) Once the manager came over I would expect that she would demand why she can't have her seat. The manager would likely point out that there aren't very many seats left and that she should not demand to take up the entire row of seats.
11c.) At this point I would cut her off and say the following... "I didn't come here for this. I just got here and I don't want to have to deal with this. I just want to go about my business and not be bothered. That's it." If this doesn't work, then I'd come up with more BS until it either worked or ended in total failure.
12.) Once they had left or taken another seat, I would sit down and spread out my stuff on the seats next to me, so that no one else would try to sit next to me.
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Go Red Sox!
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted October 11, 2006 11:12 AM |
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Ahh, dude! You totally missed out on a great "break up line".
I thought you were going to say:Quote:
listen,dear you know i really have to thenk you for 12 mounths of the greatest sex i have ever had,but unfotunately, I was having it with someone else!
dude you rock!
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted October 12, 2006 09:20 AM |
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LOL you are very cagey RSF
pallie and Leo 
next cards are for:
Pecu
You are on a second date with a woman when you see another that catches your eye. She is hot for you and asks you to go back to her place. What do you do and what you say to your date before you go? Min 50 words. Reward back 2 spaces.
me{this is a real card and I can't remember if we have already had it Anyway...}
The opponent of your choice must present a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Bastard Party. We take a vote, if two or more people vote against you, you must move foward 2 spaces.
I nominate Russ
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted October 12, 2006 09:33 AM |
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Redsoxfan does play with peaches & a banana
You are on a second date with a woman when you see another that catches your eye. She is hot for you and asks you to go back to her place. What do you do and what you say to your date before you go? Min 50 words. Reward back 2 spaces.
Most likely I will be at a resturaunt.
I will take a glance at her.
I will tell my first date I think I see the waiter getting our food ready (in reality I am glancing a peek at her while she is glancing back with a hot smile).
All of a sudden.
"I'll be right back hun, I need to use the mens room".
She will say ok but being jealous, she makes sure I go straight there.
After all it is typical, the bathroom is right in the same direction as the hot chick.
I am prepared & used a pen from another person in the bathroom who happens to have a pen on him.(Not that kind of pen)
I grab some toilet paper & write my cell phone # down.
I come back out of the bathroom & all of a sudden!
"Opph!"
I happen to trip & fall right next to her & the toilet paper falls right out of my hand & next to her on the floor.
She happens to help me up while picking it up.
I ask her if she can call me tomorrow night.
While my head is turned, my first date wont notice what I am saying.
She nods with a yes while asking if I am ok.
I Shake her hand as if in a gentleman gesture & tell her I am perfect.
I smile & walk back to my normal date.
She asks me what happened & I tell her I tripped on a peanut.
She believes me & we continue our fun date.
The next day I go on my second date.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted October 12, 2006 02:24 PM |
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acu smooth operator
Quote:
10.) If they still didn't leave, I would attempt to subtly make it clear that I was retarded or semi-retarded in hopes that they would not reason with me.
LOL
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John says to live above hell.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted October 12, 2006 09:55 PM |
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Edited by russ at 22:29, 15 Oct 2006.
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The opponent of your choice must present a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Bastard Party. We take a vote, if two or more people vote against you, you must move foward 2 spaces.
I think a video clip would be the most appropriate here. (Please excuse a slight similarity to one of Lich's posts, but I only realized this is similar after I've finalized the clip idea in my head.)
Anyways, here is how it goes:
*Shows a nice picture of a utopia similar to the one below*
Narrator (in a very touching voice): Imagine a world like this. A world without the poor...
*Shows a scene where a very poor family with a lot of kids having something barely edible for dinner. A bunch of uniformed men with the BP (Bastard Party) logos on their uniforms storm in, round everyone up and stick them up into a windowless van that says "happy land" on it.*
Narrator (in even more touching boice): Imagine a world without the sick...
*Shows an old woman coughing on the street. A van (similar to SWAT team van) immediately stops beside her (making the squeeking sound the tires make when you brake too hard). The old woman sees that and starts running away to the best of her ability, the uniformed men with BP logos run after her, grab her and stick her into another van that says "happy land" on it.*
Narrator (in the same touching voice): Imagine a world where everyone is happy...
*Shows an angry man saying **** after watching the store close right in front of him. A BP van stops by, the BP crew runs out, grabs the man (who looks terrified) and sticks him into the "happy land" van.*
Narrator (in a proud voice): Imagine that all of this is possible! The BP is there to lead you to a better future!!! VOTE FOR BP!!!!!
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted October 12, 2006 10:15 PM |
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Kool {still need you guys to HCM me with ideas}
Both these cards were kindly and brilliantly designed by other players - thank you times millions guys }
The next cards are for
Russ
"You must hire another player to represent you and try to convince a jury to acquit you of the charges against you. If he or she can persuade at least two people to acquit you (two people from HC) then you will both move back two spaces."
Russ you must choose a player, and tell them what you are being charged with
MM
Choose your bastard role model and explain why you want to be just like him/her or move forward 2 spaces.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted October 12, 2006 10:23 PM |
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Edited by russ at 22:23, 12 Oct 2006.
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Quote:
Russ
"You must hire another player to represent you and try to convince a jury to acquit you of the charges against you. If he or she can persuade at least two people to acquit you (two people from HC) then you will both move back two spaces."
I choose FoG (due to his connections with the renowned Mr. Bernstein) to acquit me of all the charges related to stealing Pandora's panties.
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted October 12, 2006 10:46 PM |
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Mr.Englestein: I ask your honour to adjourn until tomorrow so that we can adequately prepare a presentation of the facts concerning this case.
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted October 12, 2006 10:48 PM |
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I don't like Russ's campaign broadcast. I vote 
You had a wonderful start, but you weren't enough of a bastard.
You should have use the following analogies to further your cause.
Imagine a world without fat people.
Imagine a world without ugly people.
Imagine a world without annoying drivers that tailgate/are too slow/cut you off/drive like complete morons in general.
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Go Red Sox!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted October 13, 2006 09:06 AM |
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MM
Choose your bastard role model and explain why you want to be just like him/her or move forward 2 spaces.
I would obviously choose none other then Eric Cartman
Why you might ask? I say why wouldn't you. Cartman is a leader and knows how to get things done. Sure people have died in his path to greatness but as with any rise to power, sacrifices must be made.
Just look here as he displays his true leadership skills:
Here dressed as General Lee, Eric plans to lead the Southern states to victory and enslave his friends.
And here we have little Eric preparing to lead the masses against the Jews dressed as none other then Adolf Hitler.
In fact, just look at his role models. General Lee, Adolf Hitler, and Mel Gibson. If Eric has based his life off of these men then I say he must be one good role model for young and old alike.
Oh my, is that Mayor Cartman? Why yes it is. Showing his skills yet again, Eric maintains control of a parentless town by ruling with an iron fist and holding nightly sacrifices to John Elway. So what if he was the one responsible for their disappearance. It wouldn't be the first time. Like when he ground up Scott Tennorman's parents into chili and fed it to him. Long story but I'm sure they deserved it. Wouldn't you rather have a strong willed leader like Eric rather then boring old parents?
And last but not least, Eric may hate hippies, Jews, Blacks, Mexicans, and Cubans but it seems he has a soft spot for Asians.
Like here
and here
That there proves he's good enough for me. So if I was to have any hero it would be none other than the one and only Eric Cartman.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted October 13, 2006 09:10 AM |
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Snowflake.
Respect my Authoritaaaaaaa!!!!!!
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Dreaming of a Better World
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted October 13, 2006 04:33 PM |
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Haha! Cartman is my role model too!!!
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