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Aculias
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Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 02, 2006 11:28 PM |
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DOnt forget Iris, TNT played Basketball also.
He smells & hes sweaty 
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 02, 2006 11:29 PM |
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OK the cards have been randomly shuffled and now sit in a pile that is sealed in a tamper-proof container that looks remarkably like tupperware.
First up is Iris
Your card
The opponent of your choice has 24 hrs to give an impersonation of arguing with directory enquiries over the existence of a telephone number they've just made up. If you don't find the impression convincing, they must move forward two spaces.
NOTE Russ has immunity as it is the weekend and doesn't even know he is in the game lol
Remember we are trying to move backwards to zero - line and markers to come...
List of Opponents
Iris
Pecu
Kooka
Russ
MM
TA
TNTie
Foggie
Iriscannotpost
Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba
Leo_Lion
Dragon_Slayer
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted September 02, 2006 11:32 PM |
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LOL!
I pick FoG for this task! 
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted September 02, 2006 11:38 PM |
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Can I still be in???
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 02, 2006 11:48 PM |
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Hell Yeah 
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted September 03, 2006 08:05 AM |
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First up is Iris: The opponent of your choice has 24 hrs to give an impersonation of arguing with directory enquiries over the existence of a telephone number they've just made up. If you don't find the impression convincing, they must move forward two spaces.
Iris:"I pick FoG for this task!"
FoG:*picks up phone, dials...hears voice*
Operator:~~~~
FoG: Yeah...Seattle please
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FoG: Phunktronic
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FoG: P H U N K T R O N I C
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FoG: allright try it with an F
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FoG: umm....okay try it with a C...instead of the K
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FoG: allright try the last letter as a K.
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FoG: yeah, with two K's
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FoG: okay then switch the C and the K
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FoG: Okay switch the C and the K and then put another C before the last K
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FoG: No, just switch it once, don't switch it back to the original...P H U N K...
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FoG: huh?...no you're right... P H U N C T R O N I C K
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FoG: Look it's got to be there, I was just there 3 days ago. I bought a phat CD player that plays red code files from the internet. AND IT DOESN'T WORK.
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FoG: Look I was just there yesterday. Hold on I still have the bag. Hold on, stay on the phone please, okay?
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FoG: I'm back. Here it is...It was just like my original spelling. P H U N K T R O N I C K
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FoG: that was the original way I spelled it.
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FoG: It wasn't? oh,...ok I'm sorry
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FoG: How can it not be in your computer? How often are your computers updated?
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FoG: I mean is it like every 3 months, every year?
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FoG: You know you could probably just connect to the internet and you would have instantaneous access, like updated every day,
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FoG: every minute...
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FoG: Well there's something wrong with the connection if you don't have the number of a store that I just went to 3 days ago. Are you saying that it closed down in just the last three days?
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FoG: I can't just go back because I had to rent a car to get there the first time. If I rent a car and get there and find out that it's closed I'm going to be out like 30 bucks.
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FoG: Hold on don't hang up...
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FoG: hello, hello?
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 03, 2006 08:21 AM |
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LMAO!!!
Iris you need to decide it that is worthy enough
Next card is for Pecu:
The opponent of your choice must explain how they would rid the world of {let's say they are evil} little old ladies.
Word count: at least 50
Time available to complete task: 24hrs
Penalty for failure: they move foward 3 spaces.
Clarification You have 24hrs from the time I post this
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 03, 2006 10:29 AM |
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Alright, I think yall know I wont pick TNT or Rusty.
Not even mighty Man  .
My decision came to be unlikely between Kooka & GOMmer Pile
I had you name written down held the butten on submit but I took it off Kooka.
Goomer Pile Jabbar, this is your task 
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted September 03, 2006 09:09 PM |
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*cries happy tears*
Got me on this one. How can anyone love those pesky little old ladies? Seriously now, something must be done with them. Maybe people have tried this in the past, but as you can clearly see they did not succeed.
First you must concentrate on the reason of their failure. They failed because they did not have any scientific approach. Before you even try to eliminate them you must find a few things about them:
•what are the things they like;
•what are their weaknesses.
Also don’t overestimate their sheer numbers and their dangerous side(some stories confirm they can kill fast and painful).
No.1 Scientific studies have determined that little old ladies like almost anything bad for their health, especially sugar and candies filled with liquor. The solution is to tamper with the production of sugar and candies adding to them a pathogen agent specially built to exterminate old ladies. Also they like any children until the age of 14, showing their affection by petting their hair. The solution is to tamper the production of shampoos for kids and add the same pathogen agent, modified to absorbed by the skin. This way you will be able to exterminate a proportion of 67% of the world population of little old ladies.
No.2 Being old means that they suffer from different illnesses, specific for this age. There are tons of medicines to help them(a clear sign that some people like these creatures). No problem though, you can always infiltrate people into the medicine manufacturing factories and have them introduce into production different types of medicines similar to the ones that help old ladies but with different effect(I hope you get my point there). This way you can exterminate about 53% of the world population of little old ladies.
Of course, it can be possible that some of them will try to escape to different regions of the world more or less accessible. For this a wide network of agents must be established, their sole porpoise being the localization, apprehension and extermination of hard targets. Also never forget that we must be united against this plague. There shall be no excuses for failure, there shall be no merci(some of them may look cute, but you must remember at all times they are dangerous).
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 03, 2006 10:54 PM |
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Wow That was great Gom - nice new evil avi too  !
NO penalty applied.
The next card is for me:
An oppnent of your choice must draw the fruit of your choice on their face without looking in a mirror.
Penalty: If you can't guess which fruit it is, they move foward 3 spaces.
Time Limit: 24 hrs.
I choose TNTie
Fruit type - I will hcm TNT the fruit and the rest of you will have to try to identify it - he only needs one person to get it.
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted September 03, 2006 11:43 PM |
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 04, 2006 12:21 AM |
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Strawberry
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted September 04, 2006 02:32 AM |
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Quote:
FoG:*picks up phone, dials...hears voice*
Operator:~~~~
FoG: Yeah...Seattle please
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FoG: Phunktronic
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FoG: P H U N K T R O N I C
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FoG: allright try it with an F
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FoG: umm....okay try it with a C...instead of the K
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FoG: allright try the last letter as a K.
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FoG: yeah, with two K's
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FoG: okay then switch the C and the K
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FoG: Okay switch the C and the K and then put another C before the last K
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FoG: No, just switch it once, don't switch it back to the original...P H U N K...
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FoG: huh?...no you're right... P H U N C T R O N I C K
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FoG: Look it's got to be there, I was just there 3 days ago. I bought a phat CD player that plays red code files from the internet. AND IT DOESN'T WORK.
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FoG: Look I was just there yesterday. Hold on I still have the bag. Hold on, stay on the phone please, okay?
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FoG: I'm back. Here it is...It was just like my original spelling. P H U N K T R O N I C K
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FoG: that was the original way I spelled it.
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FoG: It wasn't? oh,...ok I'm sorry
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FoG: How can it not be in your computer? How often are your computers updated?
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FoG: I mean is it like every 3 months, every year?
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FoG: You know you could probably just connect to the internet and you would have instantaneous access, like updated every day,
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FoG: every minute...
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FoG: Well there's something wrong with the connection if you don't have the number of a store that I just went to 3 days ago. Are you saying that it closed down in just the last three days?
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FoG: I can't just go back because I had to rent a car to get there the first time. If I rent a car and get there and find out that it's closed I'm going to be out like 30 bucks.
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FoG: Hold on don't hang up...
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FoG: hello, hello?
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!!!!!
Foggy, you just made my day. 
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 04, 2006 03:06 AM |
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Man you hairy Yipping dude.
Looks like a strawberry to me to when i first saw it.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 04, 2006 08:30 AM |
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Yay Tntie
Yes it was a strawberry, well done It was really great to see you smile/laugh too
The next card is for Russ, so hopefully he will see it tomorrow and join in
His Card:
The opponent of your choice has to explain the intellectual significance of Rambo.
Time: 24 hours after Russ names you.
Words: At least 50
Penalty: move foward 3 spaces.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 04, 2006 09:45 PM |
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OK Since Russ has not shown his smiling beaten up face this morning, I will post a card for the next player If you turn up Russ, just let us know your response - anyway...
The next card is for TA
The opponent of your choice has to convince you why they should be nominated for the Annual Bastard Award
Time: 24 hrs
Words: at least 50
Penalty: move foward 3 spaces.
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TitaniumAlloy
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Professional
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posted September 05, 2006 02:09 PM |
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aculias, why not
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John says to live above hell.
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 05, 2006 02:21 PM |
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I got to work in a hr so i will make my reply when I get home .
If Russ is not on then TA should of gotten the Rambo card
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Dreaming of a Better World
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 05, 2006 04:33 PM |
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Guess_Da_Memba
Tavern Dweller
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posted September 05, 2006 11:06 PM |
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Hey Koookie, I want in as well.
*gigles*
ooops... forgot to mention that Gom is DaBest.
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