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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted September 14, 2006 12:59 AM |
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Edited by Iris at 01:01, 14 Sep 2006.
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Hehe, well, since Russ is too busy shy to show off his perfectly toned washboard stomache... 
Guess_Da_Memba, I delegate this task to you. 
Edit: The curse returns. 
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 14, 2006 10:46 AM |
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 That's a great poem.
Unfortunately it isn't really a limerick. I take full responsibility for not explaining what I meant so Leo you have another 48hrs to post another one 
Limerick
The limerick is ... constructed of five lines with an anapestic beat (see below) and an AABBA rhyme scheme.
Limerick Pattern Anapestic beat
--/ --/ --/ A... (da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM)
--/ --/ --/ A... (da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM)
--/ --/ B... (da da DUM da da DUM)
--/ --/ B... (da da DUM da da DUM)
--/ --/ --/ A... (da da DUM da da DUM da da DUM)
Some examples {not mine}
There was a faith healer of Deal,
Who said, “Although pain isn’t real,
If I sit on a pin,
And it punctures my skin,
I dislike what I fancy I feel
- - -
It filled Gallileo with mirth,
To watch his two rocks fall to Earth,
He gladly proclaimed,
“Their rates are the same,
And quite independent of girth!”
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I learned when I first went to sea,
You always must spit to the Lee.
And later I found,
As we sailed down the sound,
It also applies when you pee!
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 14, 2006 10:57 AM |
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New page recap 
Iris has nominated Guess_Da_Member for this task:
Quote:
The opponent of your choice must run their shirt under the tap and then put it back on {photographic evidence required}
If they refuse, they move forward 2 spaces
Time: 24hrs from NOW.
Since Leo has an extension I will post the next card which is for Pecu
here we go...
Working clockwise {down the player list}, starting with the next player {me }, each player must state one of the Ten Commandments and state how they last broke it. Any player/s to repeat a commandment or fail to post must move forward 3 spaces
I will do mine in the morning If any other of the ten next people would like to post theirs then they can do so {I am not worried about the order.
The ten players at the plate are:
Kooka
Russ
MM
TA
TNTie
Foggie
Iriscannotpost
Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba
Leo_Lion
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted September 14, 2006 12:13 PM |
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Do NOT Kill (I think it's one of the ten, no?)
My bodycount grows in numbers each and every day...
From 587 cockroaches, 798 flies, 13 mice and 3 poor cats on the road, I am a one lean, mean, looking good killing machine and I won't be stopped ever... 
Do not mistake me for an angel because of my avatar, I am dangerous beyond human comprehension 
I am a beast that smells blood from miles away, killing for me is a way of life and every now and then I must satisfy my hunger by doing these despicable deeds, for that I am a sinner may god forgive me...
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted September 14, 2006 02:40 PM |
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Thou shalt obey thy father and thy mother-
Alas, I have fallen into this sin many a time. Woe is me!
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Knowledge is power...
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 14, 2006 04:33 PM |
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Six days shalt thou work, but on the seventh thou shalt rest.
Even though I do obey the second part (related to resting on the 7-th day), I constanctly break the first part (related to working for the other 6 days )
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IRISCANNOTPOST
Hired Hero
J/K, DON'T DELETE ME PLEASE!
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posted September 14, 2006 05:55 PM |
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Thou shalt not steal
You mean they weren't giving out these pens for free at the office?
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WHOA ALL CAPS.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 14, 2006 06:23 PM |
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"Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of the LORD"
Oh Namus, how I have disgrased thy name. Forgive me oh green one.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 14, 2006 06:39 PM |
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Edited by russ at 18:39, 14 Sep 2006.
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Quote:
"Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of the LORD"
Oh Namus, how I have disgrased thy name. Forgive me oh green one.
I think you've just broken 2 more by worshipping Namus and his green image
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Guess_Da_Memba
Tavern Dweller
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posted September 14, 2006 09:19 PM |
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I guess all you girls want to see my muscles right? That's not going to happen. I only show them to special persons in my life (like my mom for example).
*the truth anyway is that I don't have a camera  *
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted September 14, 2006 09:30 PM |
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You shall not covet.
Try and guess what I desire, and it belongs to another.
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Guess_Da_Memba
Tavern Dweller
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posted September 14, 2006 09:34 PM |
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You shall not lie.
I thought mom asked me if I'm joking not if I'm smoking. Honestly.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 14, 2006 10:43 PM |
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Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thank ICTC I am able to confess my sins here...
Well last night at TNT's party, I was helping Iris into her nurses uniform when something happened. All the flashbacks of pillow fights and fighting crime ended in a night of white latex and passion
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted September 14, 2006 10:45 PM |
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Kookieeee, I thought we promised to keep it a secret!
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted September 14, 2006 10:49 PM |
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted September 14, 2006 10:53 PM |
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"Thou shalt have no other god before me"
When I was a kid I built a cool looking robot out of legos, which I worshipped as a god. I prayed to it when I wanted to win at games that involved luck. During the nighttime it sat on a high shelf and gazed down at me with it's angry red eyes. Then one day I took it apart so I could build a SR-71 Blackbird spyplane.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 15, 2006 09:13 AM |
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OK. The shirt was refused {And I was hoping that would come to me }
V posted for the commandments  I will count this as on Leo's behalf (you still have the limerick).
That means TA has the last of the commandments to go - you can have another 24hrs for that...
{I will update the gameboard once a week btw }
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 15, 2006 09:22 AM |
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The next two cards are for:
Me
The opponent of your choice must list their 10 Bastard New Year's resolutions.
Time: 24hrs
Penalty: Foward 2 spaces
I choose FriendOfGunnar
Next card is for Russ
Outline what a Complete Bastard would do in the event of a Nuclear War.
Time: 24 hrs
Penalty: Foward 3 spaces
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 15, 2006 06:19 PM |
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Edited by russ at 18:23, 15 Sep 2006.
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Outline what a Complete Bastard would do in the event of a Nuclear War.
Well, that's easy. First, let me tell you what a complete bastard would do before the nuclear war. He would build a deep underground bunker that can protect him from nukes. That bunker would have just about anything you can think of: a huge garden with live animals, a gladiator arena (where slaves would fight to the death), a pool with pirahnas (for those slaves that disobey him), etc, etc, etc. Obviously, building this enormous luxury bunker would cost the lives of many slaves.
Finally, here is the answer to your question:
In the even of a nuclear war, a complete bastard would take his finger off the "launch" button, sit back in a comfy chair in front of a huge screen and watch the events unfold in the company of female slaves.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 15, 2006 10:52 PM |
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Russ
Next card is for MightyMage
An opponent of your choice must invent a rude verse for a Christmas card. If it isn't original or rude they must move foward 2 spaces
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