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Gom_Jabbar
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Revealer of Truth
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posted September 05, 2006 11:17 PM |
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Well, well... glad to seee that someone likes me around here. I promise I wont dissapoint you my friend
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 05, 2006 11:22 PM |
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LOL
Welcome Guess_Da_Member 
You will be added to the end of the list. Reminder - this is not a closed game, so if anyone else wants to join in, just post too 
Thass prolly enough of the Gom Worshipers though 
heehee.
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted September 06, 2006 12:30 AM |
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Thass prolly enough of the Gom Worshipers though
heehee.
I wouldn't be so sure if I were you. I heard there's a hole sect... or something. 
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted September 06, 2006 04:20 AM |
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!!!
Crap. WTF is Rambo? 
Okay, I'll be back in a bit...
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IRISCANNOTPOST
Hired Hero
J/K, DON'T DELETE ME PLEASE!
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posted September 06, 2006 05:07 AM |
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IRIS IS TRYING TO STEAL MY QUESTION. 
(JUST FOR THIS POST, I WILL NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPS. )
Okay! So according to my references, Rambo is about testosterone (says roommate 1), violence (roommate 2), and massive balls (male friend). Man goes into jungle and says, "I am Rambo, hear me roar." People point and laugh. Rambo kills them all.
All right, so first things first. Testosterone is what makes a man a man. The rise in testosterone is associated with puberty, so a reversal process would result in a decrease in muscle mass and sexual function. Boo hoo. Even though it is common knowledge that anything with a penis is by default a bastard, males are needed to procreate. Rambo is contributing to educating the young boys on how to correctly become a manly man like himself.
Next, we have the topic of violence. Kids, no matter what they teach you in school these days about not fighting back, don't listen. Don't take it lying down. Punch back. Because when talking doesn't solve anything, you might as well resort to violence. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Rambo III broke a record as the most violent film ever made with 221 acts of violence and over 108 deaths. Rambo is a wonderful reference film for different ways to hurt people.
Lastly, we have the focus of massive balls. A man feels it is necessary to have large, massive balls because so long as his balls are bigger than the next guy, then he is obviously better and far more manly. In addition, according to Chuck Norris, the bigger the balls the more women he'll attract. 'Nuff said.
There you have it. Rambo teaches boys to be more manly and educates the masses on what to do if someone pisses you off in the jungle. And that one gun is never enough in any situation. Ever.
Edit: Grammar fixes.
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WHOA ALL CAPS.
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted September 06, 2006 06:25 AM |
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I would like to join and also thank Iris for suggesting this game to me!
The truth, though, is that I am really hear to support Gom_Jabbar and help him win.
"Long live the fighters!"
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 06, 2006 08:10 AM |
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The opponent of your choice has to convince you why they should be nominated for the Annual Bastard Award
Time: 24 hrs
Words: at least 50
Penalty: move foward 3 spaces.
Opponent Chosen: Pecu - still waiting
Well done Iriscannotpost LOL
Leo_Lion welcome
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Guess_Da_Memba
Tavern Dweller
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posted September 06, 2006 02:33 PM |
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The truth, though, is that I am really hear to support Gom_Jabbar and help him win.
"Long live the fighters!"
Right on brother. We'll show everyone the magnificent splendor of Gom_Jabbar. "Hail to the king".
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted September 06, 2006 02:36 PM |
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See... told you there is more of them.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 06, 2006 04:33 PM |
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Edited by russ at 16:35, 06 Sep 2006.
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Good essay, IRISCANNOTPOST. It successfully extrapolated the educational effects of Rambo that contribute to its intellectual significance. I concur
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 06, 2006 09:14 PM |
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YAY, someone is off the mark !!!
Pecu will be moved on the board when I can be bothered get the time to move him - not too long Failure to submit within 24 hrs.
{correct me if I'm wrong guys}
Next card is for GAH DEEPEST APPOLOGIES to Mighty Mage
I am a bit vague at the moment heehee
I missed you man... UGH. {you should have told me}
Anyway,Your Card:
Read an opponent's palm, predict bastardish things, and move back two spaces
NotePlease no death or serious injuries - let's keep this fun
Time: 24 hrs
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 07, 2006 06:42 PM |
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Come my friends. Gather around for a most wonderful night filled with fortunes and wonders beyond your wildest dreams. Step up Step up. Who shall be first to have their palm read by the Mystical Mighty Mage? You there. Yellow man. Come on up. What was your name? No wait, don't tell me...Gus...no that's not it. Hmmmmm, yes, I see it now. Russ (or possibly Bus, but who really cares) let me see your hand
Hmmmmm
Well
This is most unsettling dear boy. It seems this yellow coloring of the skin is far from healthy. The fact that you shave nearly every part of your body is also quite...odd. I foresee many more beatings in your future. They will be dished out by a variety of people who not not bear to look at you. It seems the majority of these beatings will be given by old ladies...with canes.
Oh dear. What is this? Hmmm, I see a winner. Well my boy, it seems after all this bad luck you apparently strike it rich. You buy that big house and new car you always wanted...oh wait. What is this now? Uh oh. I foresee an accident with your new car. An accident with...Jenifer Lopez. She sues you. You loose everything. Your car. Your house. your pants.
On the plus side, while you're living in your Box you'll begin to grow out your hair again. Your beatings will drop significantly. That is all I seeeee for you young man.
Now, who is next?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 07, 2006 09:06 PM |
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Quote:
Players
Iris
Aculias
Kooka
Russ
MM
TA
TNTie
Foggie
Iriscannotpost
Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba
Leo_Lion
Dragon_Slayer
Well Done MM You are the first to be able to move backwards - 2 spaces.
Next Card is for TNTie
Task: Chat up your pot plant
Clarification POT PLANT
A plant that lives in a pot
e.g.
Unless Leggie is around...
Time: 24 hrs
Reward: back 2 spaces.
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted September 07, 2006 09:34 PM |
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Chat up my pot plant eh...? Only one of the many that I have?
*6 in the morning TnT wakes up from his beauty sleep*
Weedy! How are you this amazing, bright and wonderful morning!?
Oh my my my, I see that we have some new company growing there, nice. So the old ones should be evacuated in order to make more room, right good pal of mine?
Yes I might just roll them out of here when I get back from work
Oh Weedy you made me and my female companion so happy yesterday! And I even got happy twice!
How about I set you up on a date with a nice marijuana girl plant from next door, I know she likes you... She is columbian you know what that means dontcha? Yeah latino heeeaaaat!
And the best part is that in no time with the perfect room temprature I could be an uncle and you need to work on being a father, you wouldn't want your kid to end up being sold on the streets now would you bestest buddy?
I thought so Weedy... K I'm off to work, grow freely dude peace out...
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Please
click and help me out!! Thanks!!
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 07, 2006 10:05 PM |
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Kool Thanks TNT - It is nice to see people being so kind to their plants You are back 2 with MM {when I do the board move...}
Next card is for FoGGie
Your Card
Name the 3 biggest bastards in the world.
Time: 24hrs
Reward:move back 2 spaces
Gah, maybe I didn't shuffle these very well
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted September 07, 2006 10:56 PM |
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That would be
#1 George Bush, for convincing a lot of people that it's a good idea to borrow a tons of money from China and Japan and then blowing it all on a war.
#2. Osama Bin Laden, for convincing a lot of people that it is in their best interest to try and blow up the airplane that I'm on.
#3. Bill Gates, for convincing a lot of people to use an operating system that should have been blown up a long time ago.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 07, 2006 11:07 PM |
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Next is for Iriscannotpost
Describe your worst illness in lurid detail
Time: 24 hrs
Reward: back 2 spaces.
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 07, 2006 11:08 PM |
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Mommmyyyyyyyy can I plaaaayyyyy? I feel left ouuuuuuut
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted September 07, 2006 11:10 PM |
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Describe your worst illness in lurid detail
I'm LOL already at this one.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 07, 2006 11:11 PM |
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Yeah you are playing LOL I am moving down the list - the cards I am drawing aren't choose oppenent ones {might have to start cheating soon } heehee
Late for work...
Have fun all and spam the place good so I have some reading when I get home, K Ta
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