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IRISCANNOTPOST
Hired Hero
J/K, DON'T DELETE ME PLEASE!
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posted September 07, 2006 11:19 PM |
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HEY HEY, I AM A VERY HEALTHY KID!  HMM, LEMME THINK ABOUT THIS ONE...
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WHOA ALL CAPS.
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IRISCANNOTPOST
Hired Hero
J/K, DON'T DELETE ME PLEASE!
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posted September 08, 2006 08:54 PM |
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Okay, back during freshmen year, we all lived in the dark, cramped, and musky dorms, so whatever virus was popular at the time gets around really really quickly in the halls and in the cafeteria. There was a period of time when someone caught the stomach flu, and as he spread this virus to his hallmates, each of them mutated it and made it worse than the last person who had it.
Seeing as how we don't have kitchens in dorms, we had to eat in the cafeteria. Let me tell you, it wasn't a pretty sight. Every 2 or 3 tables, someone is seeing their meal for the second time. There are always lines outside bathrooms and unnatural stuff in sinks. In fact, in every other stall, you'll see people on toilets holding trashcans, because if stuff wasn't going out the back, it's coming out the front. Sometimes even at the same time.
Eventually, the virus made its way down our hall, and by the time I caught it, it was no long just a stomach flu. I swear it had transformed into an even deadlier form of Ebola. There was blood coming out every orifice and it wasn't even that time of the month!  It was an awful period of time. You can't really sit because it hurts the backside and you can't lie down because it upsets the stomach.
But eventually we all recovered. I guess it wasn't Ebola after all.
Random True Fact: I have not thrown up since I was 6.
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WHOA ALL CAPS.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 08, 2006 09:09 PM |
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  {btw I will adjust the board tomorrow  }
Next is for GOM
The player of your choice must deliver a 30 sec {approx 50 words} sermon as Rector of St Bastard's including at least one quotation from the Bible.
Time: 24 hrs
Penalty: Forward 2 spaces
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Gom_Jabbar
Promising
Famous Hero
Revealer of Truth
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posted September 08, 2006 10:05 PM |
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I nominate you Kooka.
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 08, 2006 10:10 PM |
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GAHAGHAGHAGHAFHAGAHAGAHAFHAGAH
K *hmph* 24 hours...
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 09, 2006 11:46 AM |
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*Walks into the chapel, looks at the admiring congregation with distaste.*
Rector: Yeah. You gotta know.
Congregation: We gotta know.
Rector: Yeah. You gotta know "Jesus said... , "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you." (Romans 1:17)
*silence*
Rector: *signals orchestra* Yeah. Mustard seeds are hot right? Well, are we not hot
Congregation: Hot Baby
Rector: And is life not a mountain waiting for us to conquer it's peak?
Congregation: Find the peak
Rector: Well then it is so. You gotta know. *orchestra is replaced by a random annoying percussive undertone*
If you want it - you gotta grab it. Let no one or nothing stop you from taking it, right?
Congregation: Thass Right YOU BASTARD
Rector: Don't let anyboby stand before you and what you want. Did the bible not say, "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and it will be opened to you?" (Matthew 7:7)
Congregation: Yeah
Rector: Well go forth and ASK, SEEK, and KNOCK up as many of those hot chicks as you can... Are we hot?
Congregation: Hot Baby
Rector: Yeah. Remember "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear". (1 John 4:18)
So you gotta spread your love, and fear not to keep spreading that love until your hotness + the lovin' = perfection. Right?
Congregation: Thass Right YOU BASTARD
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 09, 2006 04:58 PM |
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LOL! That was funny as hell Kooka. You have to tell TNT about this church. He might just fit right in.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 09, 2006 09:35 PM |
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Next card is for Guess_Da_Memba
Nominate the opponent you would most like to use as an underarm deoderant and explain why.
Time: 24 hrs
Reward: Back 2 spaces
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Guess_Da_Memba
Tavern Dweller
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posted September 10, 2006 04:46 PM |
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I have just begun to write a book on this subject, and thus I think there’s no other more competent person than me in this matter.
The underarm deodorant was most likely developed to suit the needs of perfect bastards. You may find this strange, but I’ll explain it. Being more suited for these perfect beings, in my humble opinion Gom is the right person to use such a great discovery.
Being a perfect bastard is all about hard work. So, in this great struggle you need all the allies you can get. Just imagine: every single day of your life you must ruin the lives of others. But how can you do it? Every good bastard knows that everyone is really annoyed by an awful stench early in the morning. You may argue that the deodorant it’s used to relief yourself of this kind of things. Absolutely wrong. I guarantee that if you manage not to wash yourself for lets say 2 weeks and then use an underarm deodorant there will be no greater smell. So, Gommie, don’t hesitate to use my recommendations. And, of course you can always use the deodorant as a submission weapon for those hard to get women. One bang at the back of the head and they will be all yours. But remember, that’s only a secondary use.
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 10, 2006 10:20 PM |
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The next card is for Leo_Lion
The opponent of your choice has 30sec to impersonate holding a quick seance and being rude to the ghost
Time: 24 hrs
Penalty: Forward 2 spaces
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted September 11, 2006 05:15 AM |
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My choice is Aculias, because he weaseled himself out of the last question that he got!
P.S. IM sent to him.
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 11, 2006 11:39 AM |
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Gameboard update 
If there are any errors please let me know!
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 11, 2006 01:07 PM |
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I'll play, but if you ask me something on a saterday , dont expect me to answer for a long time lol
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 11, 2006 01:34 PM |
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YAY DS added {you'll have to wait a while for your dot }
Players to avoid Russ and DS on weekends {any others with this request?} Otherwise, the 24 hr limit holds - or we may never move foward lol.
This is a reminder to Pecu to check the last card drawn. Spam it PQie
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted September 11, 2006 02:53 PM |
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I would like to play too, with the exception of not being able to do anything camera-based for various technical reasons. So text-based questions only, please.
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Knowledge is power...
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 12, 2006 08:45 AM |
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Welcome
Updated player list
Quote:
Iris
Aculias
Kooka
Russ
MM
TA
TNTie
Foggie
Iriscannotpost
Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba
Leo_Lion
Dragon_Slayer
Vadskye91
Next Card is for Dragon_Slayer
Reveal which bit of Paul Hogan {aka croc dundee} you would like to have surgically removed and why
Time: 24hrs
Reward: back 2 spaces
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 12, 2006 09:49 PM |
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We are getting quite a list of players so I am going to start 2 cards circulating...
The next card is for Vadskye91
The opponent of your choice has to invent a limerick containing somewhere in it all the words:
How,
to,
be,
a,
complete,
bastard.
Penalty: foward 2 spaces
Time: 24hrs
Note: Pecu applied for an extension on his question he has 24 hrs from right now. Thass it
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted September 13, 2006 03:39 AM |
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I choose Leo_Lion. Have a go at it.
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Knowledge is power...
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 13, 2006 11:23 AM |
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Ok. I want his vocal cords cut out, burnt and fed to my dog. The sound of that mans voice irritates me to the point where i want to break my TV.
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted September 13, 2006 11:41 AM |
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Next card is for Iris
 Ohhhhhh a doozy
The opponent of your choice must run their shirt under the tap and then put it back on {photographic evidence required}
If they refuse, they move back 2 spaces
Time: 24hrs from the time you are named.
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