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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted October 30, 2006 07:01 PM |
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WHY YOU LITTLE!!! 
Ok I will do it 
Give me a second to think about the poor trout
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted October 30, 2006 07:20 PM |
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Edited by Aculias at 19:24, 30 Oct 2006.
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Decribe what you would do if you were the bastard Admin of HC for a day, {at least 50 words} and move back 2 spaces
Hello everyone I think many know me as Aculias but you can just call me Mr. Enforcer.
I am going to lay the smackdown all over here right now!
1)All mods are fired today, I am taking over on every forum right now.
2)As a favor on my own terms to Val I am charging 1 dollar a post.
5 dollars per thread. I want the money & I will give 2% back to Val.
Well maybe I wont.
3)I will allow any swearing, cursing, profanity & even obscene pics.
Were all human & we know whats up.
I dont care so niether should you.
Post some naked pics, Say ^#$@ @#$ with pride.
4)You will not talk back to me. If I find anyone dissing me or not respecting my Authority.
OFF YOU GO.
Your banned I dont care if your my best friend.
I am doing this on the interest of Val & your money.
Oh by the way I charge 20 dollars for banishment.
10 dollars per penalty.
5)I can be bribed also.
If any of yall want a QP you can mail me a 25 dollar money order,check or PayPal to me & I will gladly give a QP to any thread or reply you wish.
Make sure you make it out to my real name & not my screen name.
6)Women can flirt with anyone in this place, even with me.
I dont charge for women flirting with me.
I can charge in different ways if they wanted me to.
Men I will say it only once.
It is forbidden for men to flirt with anyone.
If i catch any flirting then i will give a -QO & charge you.
7)There will be no using smilies except for me or I charge 7 dollars per smiley 
8)Oh & last of all if you even want to be here at all today just to browse? 50 Cents!
Thank you all for hearing me out & lets have some fun!!!
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Dreaming of a Better World
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted October 30, 2006 07:45 PM |
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Quote:
RSF
There has just been a major power outage and your neighbour has the only working generator on the block. Being the bastard that you are, describe how you would acquire this generator (lying and deceit is a plus). Reward back 2
Well I was gone for the weekend and was busy Friday, so I'll answer this now.
Here's the basic deal. I would say that my Great Aunt or some older relative was visiting from across the country. Then I would say that he/she was on a respirator or some sort of medical device that required electricity. Upon inquiring to meet such individual, I would say he/she is upstairs in the guest room sleeping.
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Go Red Sox!
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted October 30, 2006 07:56 PM |
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That's it???
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted October 30, 2006 08:00 PM |
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Was kind of boring & too believable .
For a great writer, he sure did not put alot into it
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Dreaming of a Better World
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted October 30, 2006 08:50 PM |
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red sox,can i help?
how about
"Listen dude i know you need it but yougota belive me yesterday i came back from a sergon, my wife deliverd a triplet of sayamize twins ,and died at birth,now i need to raise them alone,i need to feed them play them and how do i do it in the darkness?!?! c'man just for 1 mounth..!
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types in obscure english
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted November 01, 2006 08:17 AM |
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Player List
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Iris...Aculias...Kooka...Russ...MM...TA...TNTie...Foggie...Iriscannotpost...Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba...Leo_Lion...Dragon_Slayer...RSF...Boris/Antipaladin
The next two cards are for
me
The opponent of your choice must train the ultimate bastard dog and expain at least 5 tricks they will train the dog to do. They can move back two spaces
I choose MightyMage
Russ
Create a Bastard Internet Explorer Upgrade for the elderly {just describe it } and move back 2 spaces. You must list at least 5 features
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uhuh
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 04, 2006 02:11 AM |
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Well I'd start where all Bastard Dog Trainers start:
Name the the little piece of **** exactly what you intend it to be. A complete bastard.
Next, like all the great bastard dog trainers before me, I would refer to the greatest dog training video available
With the proper yelling and humiliation, YOUR dog can learn to become a complete bastard as well.
Next, show him the ropes. This is meant as figuratively and literally. First, show him how to act by barking and biting complete strangers. Don't forget to lift your leg every now and then to pee on random people. Second, show him that if he gets it wrong you'll use a rope to tie him up and throw him in a closet.
By the end of the week you to can have a bastard dog just like mine.
Come here Bastard, you putrid piece of worthless crap.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted November 06, 2006 05:33 PM |
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Edited by russ at 17:35, 06 Nov 2006.
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Create a Bastard Internet Explorer Upgrade for the elderly {just describe it } and move back 2 spaces. You must list at least 5 features
I've had some experience with trying to teach the elderly to use the Internet Explorer. My grandmother was really persistant in asking me to teach her to use "THEE INTER-NEET". So, I've tried to teach her how to double click the Internet Explorer icon for 30 minutes, but she failed to do so. She just couldn't keep up with the double clicking speed while targetting the icon at the same time. You think she thought of quitting? No!!! I was the one who had to quit after yet another "caaan you show mee how to uuuse theee Interneeeet, agaaain?" to avoid severe emotional damage caused by extreme frustration as a result of realizing the futility of my hard and very exausting work.
So, here it goes.
#1. The IE icon will be customized to send the electric shock to the mouse every time a user fails to double click it (you'll need to buy a special MouseShockTM-compatible mouse). The user of the mouse will receive a mild electric shock.
#2. The IE icon will be customized to send more powerful electric shock to the MouseShockTM-compatible mouse after a user fails to double click it for a specified number of times.
#3. The IE icon will be customized to send maximum power electric shock to the MouseShockTM-compatible mouse after a user fails to double click it for more than 30 minutes.
#4. If a special camera still detects a user in front of the PC, it will display an image similar to this one:
And a voice will say "STAY THE **** AWAY FROM ME, OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!"
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted November 06, 2006 08:27 PM |
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Hmm I will have to fix the board up this weekend
The next 2 cards are for
MM
The opponent of your choice must rewrite the lyrics of Rudolf the red nose reindeer Penalty: move foward 2 spaces.
TA
You are the Bastard chaplin at a Correction Centre for wayward girls. Script a consultation with a client {inmate} and move back 2 spaces.
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted November 06, 2006 09:10 PM |
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Oh Koochiestar I so missed out on this one, it looks like fun..Yes I call her that, anyone jealous? To bad...
Good game..
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted November 06, 2006 09:22 PM |
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Do you want to play VF?
heehee. You know when I see your name I think of a creature in my ICTC entry - the bindi {edited spam out, you guys missed the qs }
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted November 06, 2006 09:36 PM |
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Too cute.. Where are the horns? I have not really sat down read everything that is going on with this thread. The concept of the game was bonus worthy though. I’m afraid it may be too late to join. Did you draw that?
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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kookastar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
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posted November 10, 2006 08:21 PM |
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Still Waiting on these questions...
Quote:
The next 2 cards are for
MM
The opponent of your choice must rewrite the lyrics of Rudolf the red nose reindeer Penalty: move foward 2 spaces.
TA
You are the Bastard chaplin at a Correction Centre for wayward girls. Script a consultation with a client {inmate} and move back 2 spaces.
Player List
Quote:
Iris...Aculias...Kooka...Russ...MM...TA...TNTie...Foggie...Iriscannotpost...Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba...Leo_Lion...Dragon_Slayer...RSF...Boris/Antipaladin
Board update
*note both RSF and Boris were awarded 1 point instead of 2 for their entries - try to make the posts longer/ put more detail in them .
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted November 11, 2006 04:36 AM |
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MightyMage, I invite you to pick me to rewrite those lyrics. I haven't gotten a card for weeks and am oh-so-close to winning this thing. So, what do you say, buddy ol' pal? 
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 12, 2006 04:13 AM |
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eh sure, why not? I can be a nice mod every now and then. Of course I'm gonna have to vent my mod powers on someone else now...
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Leo_Lion
Honorable
Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted November 12, 2006 08:15 AM |
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Edited by Leo_Lion at 08:17, 12 Nov 2006.
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The opponent of your choice must rewrite the lyrics of Rudolf the red nose reindeer.
Here we go...
Pandora & the Red-nosed Sox Fan
Had a secret relationship
Let's just say it involved
Handcuffs & a leather whip!
All of the other Moderators
Used to look the other way
They didn't care about RSF
They actually thought that he was gay!
Then one famous April Fool's
Valera came to say
RSF you are so bright
Play a prank on HC tonight!
Then all the Moderators noticed him
Because he made them all angry
That bastard, the Red-nosed Sox Fan
Had made a mess of all HC. 
{Bass-voice}Made a mess of all HC...
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted November 15, 2006 07:31 AM |
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When is TA gonna reply?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted November 15, 2006 03:40 PM |
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Alloy is on some freaked out spree.
I think it's safe to say that he became our new Quack in HC
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Dreaming of a Better World
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RedSoxFan3
Admirable
Legendary Hero
Fan of Red Sox
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posted November 16, 2006 08:15 AM |
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What happened to this thread?
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Go Red Sox!
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