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Iris
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posted September 23, 2006 11:07 PM |
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Hehe, yep, the Angels strike together.  We're waiting for some finishing touches that'll knock the sox right off your name. 
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friendofgunnar
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Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted September 24, 2006 08:32 AM |
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Tell a really interesting joke, leave out the punchline and go back 2 spaces.
In Edinburgh, Scotland there is only a limited budget for outdoor landscaping and public works. They have to split it amongst the parks, beaches, gardens and other recreational areas. So every 4 years the burghers, as Edinburghers are called, go to the parks and the beaches and count how many people are using the facility for a given week so they can best judge how to split the money. It's a familiar ritual and almost always a picture of this ritual appears in the local newspaper, with a caption like "
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MightyMage
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Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 24, 2006 08:50 AM |
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Ugh, yesterday sucked ballz. Big SWEATY BALLZ! I'm considering quiting my job.
Ok, onto the game. I definitely can't sit on my own face. I was going to make a funny pic but forgot and then yesterday I was in too bad of a mood to even bother coming online.
Now for the rat poison thing. *clears throat*
And now, introducing ChemCo brand Rat Poison (not just for killing rats anymore)
Listed for you now are just 5 of our Rat Poison's new uses.
1. Paper Boy Pest
You know that paperboy, the one who annoys the hell out of you. The one who even after repeated warnings still tosses your newspaper into the bushes, the street, or often times the neighbor's porch? That grinning boy who holds his hand out for a tip each collection period? Well not anymore. Now with ChemCo's new brand of Rat Poison, the Paper Boy Pest Brownies, you can say goodbye to bad news.
2. PetChow Rat Poison
You wanted a dog, the wife demanded a cat. What to do? For pests much larger then any rat you'll ever see, buy PetChow Rat Poison today!
3. Boss Buster
Didn't get that raise? Working hard while the boss reaps all the benefits? Not to worry with Boss Busters Coffie Cream (with rat poison). The next time your boss asks you to bring him a cup of joe will surely be the last time.
4. Enemy Eliminator
While you're out killing "pests" why not try Enemy Eliminator candy shaped Rat Poison. This tasty treat is the perfect antidote to anyone who gets in your way. ANYONE!
5. Pay Up Poppers
Do you have a little Girl Scout? Perhaps a promising young football player? Well getting those neighbors to pay up for cookies or candy will no longer be a problem with just a sprinkle of our Rat Poison Pay Up Poppers powder.
Start supporting your children TODAY!
So why think of poison as this:
When you can think or Our Rat Poison as THIS:
When you think of Quality Rat Poison, think of
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 24, 2006 10:12 AM |
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WOW MM 
Fog, although there was little humour in that joke, you are absolutely right, it is interesting and it does make you wonder what the puchline could be to make if funny heehee 
I am behind with fixing up the board {and Pecu's button}. Soon
Player List
Quote:
Iris...Aculias...Kooka...Russ...MM...TA...TNTie...Foggie...Iriscannotpost...Gom_Jabbar
Guess_Da_Memba...Leo_Lion...Dragon_Slayer...Vadskye91
Next two cards are for:
... They should be for Gom and Guess, but I haven't seen him in a while and he missed his last go with no word... I am going to skip him - if you read this Gom post or HCM me and I will post you some cards
Next two cards are for:
Leo_Lion
Accuse an opponent of not cheating, if he/she can prove they were cheating they move back 2 spaces, otherwise you do
Dragon_Slayer
The opponent of your choice must list their 10 Bastard New Years Resolutions. If they fail they move forward 2 spaces.
{I think TNT already gave us one with him threatening to leave forever  }
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Dragon_Slayer
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Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 24, 2006 03:20 PM |
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Iris bastard. this is yours
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 25, 2006 02:09 AM |
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Game Update
Aculias meet your new Button - this is your final one also
Your score for this week is as follows
Miracle - back 2 spaces
Insults - back 2 spaces
Now the results of the vote show that 2 people think you are a nice guy - so you are penalised 2 spaces Meaning that you move back only 2 this week
Here is the updated board please let me know of any mistakes.
A reminder that this game is open to new contestants and if you wish to stop playing can you let everyone know, thanks
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Leo_Lion
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Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted September 25, 2006 10:17 AM |
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As this game is truly about being a bastard, I will double-up on Kooka's tasks and accuse her of NOT CHEATING.  Not only will this annoy her because she will have 2 things to complete, but if she actually admits to having cheated, then all hell will break loose.
If she admits to cheating, how can we then trust her? How could we keep playing this game knowing that the person who organized it is cheating? She might even get a -QP! 
Muwhahaha! This is truly a cath-22...a damned-if-you & damned if you don't...a no-win-situation (unless you are me, of course).
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 25, 2006 10:36 AM |
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LOL
Of course I am cheating LOL I had a really dodgy card that asked me to make love to an opponents chair and I tossed it
Heehee.
ALSO, I dropped the tupperware container of shuffled cards and had to put them back in - they are now in a different order.
Oh and there is a card I am saving especially for a special someone later in the game
You will have to keep playing to find out
I also hid Iris's laptop for a day so she couldn't answer on time, but then I felt bad and gave her an extension
So do we have a mass walk out {other than TNT, Gom, and Guessdamember?}
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 25, 2006 10:59 AM |
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OK I need to post a card, and now there will be no more cheating, no matter how dodgy these cards are, we need to get some penalties happening anyway
Next card is for Vadskye91
Invent a new swear word - it must be able to be used as a noun, adjective and verb. Use it in three sentences. If the word appears in a dictionary move foward 2 spaces.
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Leo_Lion
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Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted September 25, 2006 01:44 PM |
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Edited by Leo_Lion at 13:45, 25 Sep 2006.
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I just figured something out...I can rate Threads!
Now that I have 5 red stars, my influence & abilities on HC have been upgraded to allow me to choose from a list of adjectives to describe/rate any Thread that I want.
Well, needless to say that I chose this Thread as my guinea-pig and gave it a rating of "Community". I believe that this acurately describes the Thread's main benefit (i.e. It helps HC's members form/strengthen our sense of belonging.), besides the obvious characteristics of it being interesting & funny.
I hope that no one objects, especially Kooka.
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 25, 2006 04:36 PM |
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Of course I am cheating LOL I had a really dodgy card that asked me to make love to an opponents chair and I tossed it
Whoever said that my last card was sick!
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Vadskye91
Promising
Supreme Hero
Back again
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posted September 25, 2006 09:05 PM |
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Deutchnik! This fiendish word, which approximately means "imitator of animals" will spruce up your conversations instantly!
"What the deutchnik are you doing home early?!"
"What are you doing with my goat, you deutchnik?"
"You deutchnik!"
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 25, 2006 09:07 PM |
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Thanks for the rating Leo  and congrats on your 5th red star - if that was only a recent addition.
@Russ you should see some of the cards I didn't even put in the pile to start with
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Iris
Responsible
Supreme Hero
of Typos
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posted September 26, 2006 12:57 AM |
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Sorry for the delay... School is kind of kicking my ass right now. 
Okay, 10 New Year Resolutions:
1. Snooze at least 5 times before turning off my alarm clock.
2. Chew with my mouth open in public places.
3. Order pizza and have it delivered to people I don't like.
4. Make phone calls during class and at movies.
5. Eat my roommate's peanut butter out of the jar.
6. Give out the Rejection Hotline as my number.
7. Drive 30MPH on the highway.
8. Point and start talking in Chinese when ugly people pass by, and then randomly insert words like "ugly" and "hideous" in English.
9. Jump in front of people who are trying to have their picture taken.
10. Complain that I only got 10 hours of sleep in front of someone who has just pulled an all nighter.
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 26, 2006 08:14 AM |
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Next cards are for
Pecu
Explain why one of the HC moderators is in fact an imposter. If you fail move forward two, succeed and you go back 2
and Me
The opponent of your choice must insult the clothes of the person on their left {before them}. If the insulted person is not offended, then move foward 2 spaces. succeed, back 2. {ok this is a little hard to do, you'll just have to use your imagination}
I choose, hmm, Leo_Lion
note: person on your left is Iriscannotpost
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Aculias
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Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted September 26, 2006 06:29 PM |
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Well those who has been around knows that Redsoxfan2 is his actual name.
You see he changes alot of names to get what he wants.
He pulled some strings with Dingo so that he can use another name called Redsoxfan3. As you can see, Redsoxfan3 is a mod but if you remember back, Dingo & Soxfan2 were making pranks during the april fools.
What Val dont know is that Dingo is still here & under Redsoxfan3.
All Hail DOngo the spammer who is actually a mod, not the real Redsoxfan we all think it is  .
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 26, 2006 10:32 PM |
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 I believe you pecu...
next card is for Russ
Give 3 advantages of Capital Punishment in schools and go back 2 spaces
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russ
Promising
Supreme Hero
blah, blah, blah
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posted September 27, 2006 04:48 PM |
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Give 3 advantages of Capital Punishment in schools and go back 2 spaces
1. It would inspire kids to study harder, improve their behavior and make them a lot more polite to the teachers.
2. It will provide free entertainment for the other kids. After all, watching someone get executed was the biggest attraction in the middle ages, so I would assume it should be just as exciting now
3. It will allow the government to cut down on multiple programs such as tutoring kids that fall behind (since falling behind will result in a death sentence), detention (since instead of detention kids will get a death sentence), etc.
4. It will create new jobs (mainly - executioners and the execution support staff).
5. It will provide the teachers with a new joke. They will now be able to, say, come up to a kid drinking some water from a fountain and tell him: "that's a death sentence!!!" After spending several minutes watching the shaking kid beg for his life claiming that he did nothing wrong, they can finish the good joke with "heehee, juuuust kidding gotcha!"
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kookastar
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Legendary Hero
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posted September 27, 2006 05:20 PM |
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LOL. I will edit later with a new card. I am too depressed about losing TNT atm 
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Leo_Lion
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Supreme Hero
The 5th Element & 6th Sense!
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posted September 27, 2006 07:19 PM |
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"The opponent of your choice must insult the clothes of the person on their left."
I am going to die! It will be slow and painful, as death from hunger can only be.
You see, after having beared witness to the tragedy which is IRISCANNOTPOST's fashion-sense, I will never be able to keep any food in my stomach again. Even now, I am starting to gag and dry-heave as I simply mention her name. If only I could forget what I saw, I would eventually recover; but images of her ripped fishnet stockings (that actually smelled like rotting fish  ), her blood-stained tshirt (likely from getting smacked around by her pimp, TnT), and her brown granny-underwear that she wore on the outside (and they weren't that colour to begin with, if you know what I mean ) have permanently burned themselves into my mind.
BARFFF! 
Sorry about that. I couldn't help hold back once I thought about the accesories that I had seen IRISCANNOTPOST wear. For some obscene reason, she believed that wearing grocery bags as shoes was considered appropriate footwear for the local food-court. And to add insult to injury, she was "sporting" (and I use the term loosely) old & used condoms as mittens!
The saddest thing about this whole fiasco, besides the fact that I will die, is that I don't even think that IRISCANNOTPOST knew that she looked like something that had come out of Oscar the Grouch's butt. How do I know that? Well, not only was she petting a cat that I had earlier seen on the street as roadkill, but she was also calling for an old piece of KFC that was stuck in her hair to start singing like a canary.
BARFFF!
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*The end to no beginning...
*Take care, Leo
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