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I think there are four types of girls:
Stoner snows - have sex all the time from a relatively young age, use drugs, dumb, dress provocatively, typically have some kind of STD, etc. Repulsive. 30%
Popular girls - have sex not infrequently, but not as much as the above category. Sometimes dress semi-provocatively, but at least don't look completely like gutter trash when they do it. Not the smartest, but usually above average, and usually clean. Usually bearable. 30%
"Average" - basically not very distinguishing. They are clean and not very sexually active, but are average, dull, and completely uninteresting. Boring. 30%
Good - able to maintain a steady relationship, devoted to one partner, don't have sex except with that partner (if there isn't one, then they abstain), clean, don't dress provocatively, smart. Good. 10%
Not to mnetion that average human has 1 core and 1 breast. BBS
The thing I hate are "wannabesnows" who are not really attractive or can't make it and therefore harm my easthetical taste or psychic.
Apart of them, I expect girls to attract attention and be cooperative. Honestly, that's because I'm used to dominating girls or at least the ones who show some initiative and know what they want.
For that purpose they dressed up in a specific way, you know 
Unfortunatelly things are changing as I'm betting older, girls don't want to experiment any more and for some reason ones in my environment get less self-confident and less interested in these matters. I miss the days which are gone, time to establish.
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posted December 28, 2008 10:10 PM |
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I'm a sucker for cute girls. But, well, I never met any.
I don't mean nerdy girls who are extremely boring.. hard to put into words what do I understand by cute, tbh.
Still, I am disgusted by aggresive, manly behavior. I hate when girls drink, cuss or like parties. I mean, all those things are for some reason connected to men to me 
But they all do.
You know why I have such problems with finding a good GF, even though I'm rather relaxed guy, not very nerdy and not that bad looking () ?
It's not because they are not cute. I dunno, I just accepted that they are not and that they are not feminine by my standards..
but I can't really accept the shallow personality, and that's what I keep meeting. Their hobbies? "shopping", "meeting with friends"... God.. why not breathing or sleeping? It's equally original.. -_-
And above 20 years, a lot of women goes arrogant. Seriously, just look at polish date portals, duh, google translate them.. it's not confidence, it's not even overconfidence.. it's arrogance. A lot of those girls REALLY think that they are sooooo SMART. That they are so sarcastic and cool. It's really pathetic. Mostly because they are not, they are usually dumb and boring. But their ego is bigger than a frickin Kirov Airship (Hi to Red Alert fans )
That's why I am more drawn to younger girls, as some of you may remember I used to brag on VWs some time ago that I found one She was just 15 (it's legal in my country, in case you ask ) but, well, she had more of what I wanted to see in women than my contemporaries.. More of maturity, I mean.
But It's so hard to find a woman that has balanced maturity and cuteness, without going all arrogant "bite me" style.
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Aww, sorry for the rant. As for physical beauty... The common Pamela Anderson alike "beauty" is completely uninteresting to me. There are a few features that really turn me on, but tons of makeup and peroxided blonde isn't it. Definitely. On the contrary - It sucks.
What I REALLY like is when a girl has a slim waist, round hips, nice big (but FIRM!) butt while remaining petite and slim at shoulders and arms.. I like to call it the A-type (don't ask me why lol). Do I really need to say that it's next to impossible to see such a type of figure in my country? From what I've seen, it's more common throughout Latin women. Maybe that's why I wanna go to Brazil, just once
Oh, I even have my own classification of figures..
A - already described, my favorite. Seen it once or twice outside porn, though @_@
8 - Classic hourglass, also very rare in my country, I prefer A because I love big butts though. Still, a very nice womanly figure, considered perfect by many..
I - Most common in Poland, the rectangular figure. Absolutely no waist, narrow hips, looks like a thin man.
O - The counter-waist, the reversed 8... well, you get the picture. Not necessarily fat, but has a tendency of gaining fat around the belly, making the girl oval-shaped
Y - Also very common in Poland, slim at hips but with broad shoulders, very close to a common man's figure. Sucks like hell.
W - extended Y. You know how proffesional female swimmers look like, don't you.. that's W. Extremely broad shoulders, no breasts, very narrow hips, nearly no waist at all.
M - Failversion of A, looks like A stretched horizontally, just fat.
It's pretty important to me, tbh. I mean, even if the girl is pretty, but is a common "I-type".. i don't know, it just does not turn me on. I may admire her beauty, but.. well, there is no lust. I just have no desire to get naughty with such a girl.
Still, there are exceptions - girls that have some weird kind of extremely sexy behavior that overrides their poor figures. But that's rare. It's nice that it happens, though.
Also, I like (but don't require): nice eyeshade/eyeliner (I like when girls go messy on the eyes - but skip the rest of their makeup), red hair (omg sexxx), and heterochromia lol. I've seen it live, and it rocked. Damn Final Fantasy X for planting that obsession in me.
And if I were honest with you.. I'd prefer to be gay. I mean, men have more interesting hobbies more often.. more things interests them. I think it's easier for a gay man to find a kindred spirit in his partner, and that's what ultimately matters in relationships.. Sorry, girls. Shame I'm 100% heterosexual 
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posted December 28, 2008 10:12 PM |
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Nice subject for discussion, Kipshasz. I agree with most of your post.
One thing. I call the first group with the melodious name "mindless snows". If you ask me, they are not even "girls". In most cases they can't start worthly conversation with you, or they can't even spell right elementary words. Why you need her for long? She is just a "mindless snow" ready for action every minute, but nothing more... For them anything above the neck is useless. Most correctly - it's just missing.
Yes, it's true they are attractive with their scanty clothing, mostly a man will think with his second head, when he see them at first. But why they keep dressing like this? Why they use tones of makeup every day? The answer is VERY simple - they just have nothing more to show you. They can't surprise you with "mind powers" (this include events such as ordinary conversation too ). Also they are not really beautiful, they can attract someone only if he is stupid, as they are, or for one night, week (depends on when you will get bored of her).
Just for example, in Bulgaria there are no uniforms for students in schools or universities. That's why a lot of girls, are getting marks, depending on their neckline or skirts. Bring back the uniforms for these schoolgirls!
As for the other group you are tring to define, I call them just "girls". They will never rely on makeup and "walk-everywhere-(half)naked". This is the real girl, not the "mindless snow".
However, there are travellers for every train (bulgarian saying, don't know it's english version), for the "mindless snows", there are always mindless idiots (there male equivalent).
Just learn it, the nut may look very tasty, but it may be also worm-eaten inside. Never try the worm-eaten brain of "mindless snow". Better stay single. For ever.
@Doom: Poland has great girls, they are like 8 points (of 9) in the bulgarian beach life savers list
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posted December 28, 2008 10:13 PM |
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Oh, I even have my own classification of figures..
A - already described, my favorite. Seen it once or twice outside porn, though @_@
8 - Classic hourglass, also very rare in my country, I prefer A because I love big butts though. Still, a very nice womanly figure, considered perfect by many..
I - Most common in Poland, the rectangular figure. Absolutely no waist, narrow hips, looks like a thin man.
O - The counter-waist, the reversed 8... well, you get the picture. Not necessarily fat, but has a tendency of gaining fat around the belly, making the girl oval-shaped
Y - Also very common in Poland, slim at hips but with broad shoulders, very close to a common man's figure. Sucks like hell.
W - extended Y. You know how proffesional female swimmers look like, don't you.. that's W. Extremely broad shoulders, no breasts, very narrow hips, nearly no waist at all.
M - Failversion of A, looks like A stretched horizontally, just fat.
Didn't even read the thread, but this was hillarious.
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posted December 28, 2008 10:14 PM |
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IMO, besides personality and intelligence, the face is the most (or least) attractive thing about a girl. If she has a good face, then she doesn't need anything attractive physical features. If not, then all of them can't save her.
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I don't mean nerdy girls who are extremely boring..
Since when? And what exactly do we mean by "nerdy"?
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posted December 28, 2008 10:15 PM |
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I have a different theory.
100 out of 100 boys calling 95% of the girls snows are probably afraid of sexually aggressive women and hate them therefore. Of course they are insecure snows - but snows nonetheless.
95% are snows? Yippee, I don't know 95% of the world, so technically it can be true
but hard to fathom...
Though I am an insecure jerk most guys are jerks to begin with. But I digress...
It doesn't matter at all what they look like (though, the stoner snows can have that dirty look and a nasty smokers cough) and after all, they are all girls. Like guys, they'll misbehave and act stupid. Meh, like it matters if you like this person or not in the end.
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posted December 28, 2008 10:17 PM |
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Glad that you liked it, Alci
Mvass: nerdy means.. well. I met with such a girl last week, or more precisely, dated her. She's fine technically. Not vulgar, very pretty face (sucky I-type figure, though), with a bit of interesting hobbies.. but.. uhh.. I couldn't really talk with her well, it was so boring. She couldn't come up with any topic by her own and didn't have to add much to what I was saying.. I kept talking 90% of the time, even though I did NOT intend to.. yay, another faildate.
She nearly bored me to death. No, she wasn't shy.. just boring.
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posted December 28, 2008 10:22 PM |
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Ah, that sounds more like what I defined as "average". All the nerdy (well, not really nerdy, but more nerdy than most girls) girls I know are the most interesting.
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posted December 28, 2008 10:27 PM |
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IMO, besides personality and intelligence, the face is the most (or least) attractive thing about a girl. If she has a good face, then she doesn't need anything attractive physical features. If not, then all of them can't save her.
It's just abour preferences. Nothing compares to a feeling when you look at her breats and see them looking at you too.
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nerdy means.. well. I met with such a girl last week, or more precisely, dated her. She's fine technically. Not vulgar, very pretty face (sucky I-type figure, though), with a bit of interesting hobbies.. but.. uhh.. I couldn't really talk with her well, it was so boring. She couldn't come up with any topic by her own and didn't have to add much to what I was saying.. I kept talking 90% of the time, even though I did NOT intend to.. yay, another faildate.
A girl which perfectly suits that descriptions appears to be the best chick in our electronics section, so like it or not, but I have to take care about her.
You know, some people are just passive. In such case you have to find out eveyrthing about this girl on your own, drag her on a date on your own, talk all the time about everything than may be nessessary and never stop, take off her clothes on your own, after that tell her it was cool and set up another meeting. NEVER aks her about her opinion as she will most likely not response, just take care if she accepts it.
And yes, in 90% cases she expects it.
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posted December 28, 2008 10:31 PM |
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It's just abour preferences. Nothing cmpares to a feeling when you look at her breats and see them looking at you too.
What.
What kind of mutated girls do you go out with? 
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posted December 28, 2008 10:33 PM |
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You know, some people are just pasive. In such case you have to find out eveyrthing about this girl on your own, drag her on a date on your own, talk all the time about everything than may be nessessary and never stop, take off her clothes on your own, after that tell her it was cool and set up another meeting. NEVER aks her about her opinion as she will most likely not response, just take care if she accepts it.
And yes, in 90% cases she expects it.
So true. I hate the lack of enthusiasm. It just kills ALL of my desire INSTANTLY.
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Best wishes from Warsaw University of Technology!
Do you mean PW? hey, regards, that's where I study, too.. Yeah, pretty much YUCK.
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posted December 28, 2008 10:39 PM |
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Looks like we are back to the Middle Ages yet again.
You see, in the Middle Ages a lot of pious men didn't want to "sin". They didn't want to have unclean thoughts and stuff - but had them anyway when they saw a nice girl or an attractive woman. Of course they got desperate. And since they didn't know that they were just following their nature they blamed the women for it. For that women had to pay 1000 years.
Now this looks like the same thing yet again.
If you find a girl's outfit "snowty" don't look! You are not forced to look.
If you react on it in a way you don't want or like, don't blame the girl; it's just your hormones that are fired up, and it's pretty normal when they react. There's nothing wrong with it, and in many cases you just can't help it.
However, you don't have to act on it - you are free to look the other way, to ignore it - or just to take what's offered.
So please stop this snow crap. There's no reason to become offensive.
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posted December 28, 2008 10:41 PM |
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Have you considered that some people don't want their hormones flaring up all the time? And sometimes it's just disgusting. Filthy.
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posted December 28, 2008 10:42 PM |
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Ah, that sounds more like what I defined as "average". All the nerdy (well, not really nerdy, but more nerdy than most girls) girls I know are the most interesting.
That's right, I think Doomforge needs to open up a bit. You don't like nerdy girls, but you would have preferred to be gay and to date guys that would technically be "nerds" (not the shy type mind you)?
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Have you considered that some people don't want their hormones flaring up all the time? And sometimes it's just disgusting. Filthy.
I'm not interested in shape that much. "average" is good enough if she is cute.
the only problem is not to be overweight or a bit "fat" if you know what I mean -- which isn't even natural (well no one forces them to eat so much). But that usually affects the shape of the face too and so --> still the face is the most important. Period
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posted December 28, 2008 10:47 PM |
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maybe just used the wrong word. 
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posted December 28, 2008 10:48 PM |
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Well I kinda know what to expect from you, since I know one example of such girl for you would be Yuna (and yeah I am somewhat similar, not exactly the same, but similar)
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posted December 28, 2008 10:50 PM |
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bah, Yuna is just pixels. I want the real thing I'm too old to fall in love with non existing virtual "people".
My first love is on my avatar, though
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posted December 28, 2008 10:52 PM |
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I know it's pixels, I mean the "type" or "genre" (lol, whatever).
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Have you considered that some people don't want their hormones flaring up all the time? And sometimes it's just disgusting. Filthy.
Visit a therapist.
If you don't want that, blame the Church and capitalism.
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